My goodness has this been the worst winter ever? I know not ever but worst in a good while. I remember last winter had a huge amount of sub zero degree days but I don't remember the amount of snow and more a pain in the ass... ice that we have seen this year.
I haven't been to a decent strip club city in 4 months due to weather and minimal work travel... Hope my trip comes through this weekend.
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I think it depends where you are. Here in the Midwest I have only had one chance to use my snow-blower and that was yesterday.
Highs of 40 tomorrow.
Here in Portland the strippers are complaining that the nice weather makes the customers stay away because there are so many other things to do. ;)
What's a snow blower? :)
sc, a snow blower is like the Yeti. A medium size female creature that runs around naked in cold weather and gives AWESOME BBBJCIMNSs.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Well at least a snowblower is better than "snowballing" I'm sure someone can give a definition for that term more eloquently than me...
Yeah this weather, I thypicially don't strip club much in November thru January, was hoping to start back up around February but 2 trips routing me through detroit got cancelled due to weather. Then I just realized its March and I haven't had any good adventures for 4 months! I have no idea how I'm not in an insane asylum! Lol
Happy travels
ATACdawg - absolutely brilliant!
Strippers always complain about business.
The weather is great here but girls have still complained about how slow things are.
That's said, tourist season is spring to fall, and out of towners probably drop more cash that locals.
I've actually been binge clubbing over the winter this year. Thanks to this site I found out the two nearest clubs to me were actually pretty decent. I Will have to start a hiatus mid month because of work and because it's financially draining me.
So true about strippers always complaining about buisness.... I've yet to be in a strip club where at least one girl doesn't complain about "how slow it is..." Or how they "haven't made any money all day..."
No matter how busy it is, they still try and use that tired line for sympathy.
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