Comments by carolinaclubman (page 4)

Dealz, congrats. There is almost always an exception to the rule, it must have been your lucky night. I am hesitant to ever return to Masters......but my dumb ass probably will at some point.

Fifteen years ago this was one of my favorite clubs, plenty of good looking young ladies offering excellent contact to counteract the old and/or fat ones. For a long time I was consistently amazed that such a high level of service could be combined with such good looks in such a dive. I loved the place, and then I love Sharkys, and I am still waiting to see what I will love next in the Ville. The jury is still out.

One thing I forgot to include in my review, some of the girls are wearing pasties. I asked one of the girls I was getting dances from about it, and she said it was optional. I don't go to tit bars to look at pasties, so only those without them will be getting my money.

Can I get a membership to this club and get in on the same night?

I think the review says enough, that is "don't bother going". I've also had criticism for not enough details "prices for drinks and dances?", when I clearly stated the dance prices and the fact that I didn't know drink prices because I don't drink at the club. I've also received downvotes for not tying specific acts to specific dancer names when I made it clear that doing so would jeopardize the dancers continued employment, and thereby my own future fun. IMO, too much info is damaging, give me a good idea of how to proceed, don't tell me Mary with the hello Kitty tattoo sucked your dick for eighteen dollars and twenty five cents in the thirteenth booth on the left and then used your donation for hand lotion, because that will get her canned. Tell me general expectations, because I'm not afraid to do a little detective work on my own.

I'd like to know what Papi means by duplicate submission....

One think I meant to add to the review, although I found enough good looking girls to suit me, the overall average on looks was pretty low. There were a few that were outright fat, and when they become persistent it can just about ruin an otherwise great visit.

Forget her, really. I will confess to wishing I could hook back up with favorites in the past, but they fade from my memory as soon as I find another one that will do the same things for me.

On the flip side, I have had a "masseuse" tell me, in between slurps on my dick, about leaving a party in an unkempt house because she was too classy to be there. I had a lingerie model tell me all about the bunch of whores working at a particular strip club while she was sucking my dick. It's hard to keep a straight face some times. I do wish I had kept up with that lingerie model.......

It depends. Most recently, last weekend I told the dancer I might not be here when you get back. She made him wait.

I have to agree with the OP, Salma was ridiculously hot in Dusk to Dawn.

This thread reminds me of a Quagmire quote when Peter was wondering how to raise $50,000. "You could whore yourself out to a thousand women for fifty bucks each, or fifty fat women for a thousand bucks each. Fat women need it too, but they gotta pay!"

Many of them simply refuse to take a hint. If you totally….and obviously deliberately avoid eye contact with them, look around them instead of at them, and act completely disinterested they should get the idea, but some don't. I guess some guys bite the bullet and spend money on them even though they don't really want to, and then the dancer comes to expect it. I have had them hit me up, I tell them no. Why not? Personal preference. They can ruin your night, not make any money because they're wasting time on you when maybe someone else would spend money on them, and basically keep other girls away from you. If I am sitting alone and one that I have no interest in walks up, I tell them I am waiting on someone. Even that doesn't work sometimes, they'll ask who I'm waiting on to which I reply "I don't remember her name but I know what she looks like", or they'll tell me they'll make me forget about her, or I've actually had a dancer that knew I actually was waiting on another one push her way in anyway. When all else fails, I outright ignore, go to the bathroom and head elsewhere in the club when I come out, or go tip at the stage and stay there a while.

In the good old days of Mickeys in Fayetteville NC (which didn't last long) I went one night when they had a feature that I didn't even know was going to be there. At the time Mickeys was an incredibly high mileage couch dance club, girls would pull your dick out during a dance and all but fuck and suck you….in a room full of other dancers doing the same thing. The couch room had a door that was never closed, but the bouncers never looked in. I guess the feature had an agreement with the club that when she was on stage the couch room would be closed so she could make more money. When she got on stage the bouncer did a poor job of clearing the room, missed my dancer and me behind a large fake plant in a dark corner, and closed the door with just us alone. The normally high mileage no longer applied and suddenly got much higher. So although I care nothing for features, that one paid off for me.

Fantails in Myrtle Beach, five years ago at least. I walked in, sat down, and a blonde walked up, leaned over and said "Let me take you upstairs and suck and fuck you". I had never seen her before, or since.

Why are these people too stupid to just go to a club and enjoy themselves? I just hope the do gooders in Fayetteville don't use this as an excuse to launch a fresh attack on area clubs.

Usually, I don't even ask. They will make it obvious that they are ok with it, and this is often the deciding factor on whether to get another dance.

I could scarcely tell which was the pig.

About fifteen years ago I hung out as a regular at a strip club in a small town, was friends outside the club with many of the bartenders and a few dancers so I would still be there after closing. The dancers themselves would joke at closing "It's time to turn on the ugly lights". In some cases, all to true, but I hung out with some of them in broad daylight and they still looked good.

Sharkhunter, I do miss the old Haye Street…

Laura Calder has nicer tits, but overall I think Giada is hotter. I think the question, on this forum may be, which one would you rather have a full two way contact lap dance from?

I read an interview with Giada once where she admitted openly to letting her tits hang halfway out in order to garnish more viewers…gotta love that.

I just want to breed Giada, Nadia G is pretty hot…like a stripper.

Perhaps Djscudmaster is actually Justin Bieber wondering if he should be feeling foolish.

And now the world is safer….fucking jackasses. I wonder how many people were murdered or robbed in SF during the same period of time that this crucial investigation was occurring.