Something old, something new

Back to my usual haunts in Fayetteville. I got there about ten thirty and there was plenty of parking available, which is unusual. Walked in, got patted down, admission was about eight bucks, tipped the door girl a few dollars, skipped the beer girl just inside and went to the bar. If you haven't been, they keep an cooler on the right side as soon as you enter the club so you can get started without waiting for a waitress or at the bar. I drink sparingly at strip clubs these days so I don't even know what drinks here cost. A Barbie doll with fake balloons kept trying to entice me to get some dances for about the first hour I was there but she had air dance written all over her so I declined and kept checking out the talent on stage. I tipped a few girls, thankfully there were no jackasses making it rain so I was able to get a little personal with them. There were a few that I would have taken to the couch room but they stayed busy, then Madison showed up, I tipped her on stage and a little bit later we went to the couch room. They now have someone at the door, you have to pay ten dollars to enter the couch room regardless of how many dances you get. Madison is easy to get carried away with when it comes to dances. I had a great time with her but tore myself away because I also wanted to try some other girls. By now the club was absolutely packed, including the same crowd of obese lesbians that I saw on a previous visit. Whenever they all got up to move it looked like a flight of dirigibles wafting around the room. I managed to stay out of their way. I managed to find a seat and eventually caught the eye of a fine young slender brunette that had caught my eye earlier, and after some small talk I paid the ten bucks for the couch room again and got four or five excellent dances. Tall, no fat but not bony, good skin tone, firm ass and perfect little tits topped with perfect little pencil eraser nipples. My God Man! I went back out into the main room and foolishly accepted the offer of a dance from a hot little blonde advertising herself as gymnastic. Air dance, one and done, and she even tried to talk me into a VIP, which I didn't even know was an option at Secrets. At least I got to see her awesome body up close, but I'm not interested in air dances. I wound up in a two for one with Miss eraser nips a bit later, kind of an odd stage name that starts with B, I can rarely remember names but I'll definitely spend some time with her again on my next visit. One other note of importance. Secrets actually has a relatively nice bathroom, fairly clean, and a toilet in a stall with an actual door should the need arise. I would like to see a rating for the bathroom included as part of the drop down feature on this site, just a suggestion if the right person takes note. I'll be back when my strip club coffers are refilled.