How many of you are worried about our missing brother? He has so touched our hearts and -- unlike some of us -- is always 100% truthful in his reporting. But, alas, the star that burns twice as brightly lasts half as long. Only a superhuman could sustain a life of being a fried chicken eating prophet of the LORD who spends 90% of your income on strippers for long. Juice on brother...juice on indeed!
So...what has happened to our friend? Any bets? I suspect he is on his way to meet up with brother Drac to help our lost one see the light of inspired insanity. I can see da Juice now, hitch hiking despite the weather with love in his heart...ready to share the light. I can hear his words..."no.cudling.FER.pimps dawg. ShovE a cucumber UP.Her AZZ when u fuck her"
N.B. the crazy orthography is my attempt to capture the true voice of the Juiceman on the page. But such a voice cannot be captured. It is like a parade of beasts...first a lion, then an ox, then a man, and finally an eagle. In his home Juice has six wings and all four faces. Repent all ye and follow the words of JUICE.