How many of you are worried about our missing brother? He has so touched our hearts and -- unlike some of us -- is always 100% truthful in his reporting. But, alas, the star that burns twice as brightly lasts half as long. Only a superhuman could sustain a life of being a fried chicken eating prophet of the LORD who spends 90% of your income on strippers for long. Juice on brother...juice on indeed!
So...what has happened to our friend? Any bets? I suspect he is on his way to meet up with brother Drac to help our lost one see the light of inspired insanity. I can see da Juice now, hitch hiking despite the weather with love in his heart...ready to share the light. I can hear his words..."no.cudling.FER.pimps dawg. ShovE a cucumber UP.Her AZZ when u fuck her"
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N.B. the crazy orthography is my attempt to capture the true voice of the Juiceman on the page. But such a voice cannot be captured. It is like a parade of beasts...first a lion, then an ox, then a man, and finally an eagle. In his home Juice has six wings and all four faces. Repent all ye and follow the words of JUICE.
Seeing as the discussion board is already too cluttered as it is because we have a lot more people posting now, I'm definitely not missing juice and his stupid threads.
Hope he didn't get band!
Looks like his last comment was on Feb 4th in SC's "It pays to advertise" thread":
"It's all about the shirt....juice crew tees"
Juice is in a band? drummer?
sorry...not missing the gibberish at all. Like GoVikings noted, there are more worthy posts now without garbage cluttering up the board.
I miss him. But I think he lost 5 grand on the superbowl and is probably hiding from his bookie.
Can't miss anyone you are already ignored.
I don’t mind the Juice at all although sometimes he is in extra special form.
The Juice is the Juice and he is who he is – don’t mind that. I rarely see Juice directly attack and insult other posters which to me is what is really irritating and what takes away the most from the board.
I'd rather the one or two random and funny discussions or response posts from juice over sifting through the sometimes endless back and forth flame battles.
Juice come back to us brother ...
between his work,clubn, & sleeping with escorts. I'm not suprised he is MIA. But have no fear our bro juice will be back
we should all hope to live a life of piety inspired by the juice, But also piety with copious amounts of depravity.
I'm guessing Juice is just re-juicing himself by resting and sleeping.
Miss, not in the least. I could name another 1/2 dozen he should have with him!!!
The Juice is probably on a week long bender in a Motel 6 with 3 strippers, 3 buckets of chicken, and a bag of cucumbers.
You really know how to hold a grudge (how it started, idk?), Clubber.
There must not be internet access in prision>
FREE the Juiceman!!!!
Juice just wanted to see what everyone says about him when he is not posting. He loves reactions and he is getting them now. He is just fucking with everyone
i think he's probably in an orgasmically-caused coma
annoying piece of shit. had already "ignored" him.
He's prolly just been busy.
I heard he got a sex change operation and is recovering.
One thing that is interesting is compare the juiceman's missing ness to steve229's. Only took a few days for people to notice that the juiceman was gone whereas with steve229 nobody noticed for about six months. I'll let people interpret that how they like.
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