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11 years ago
Cool shizzle TDHQ-dude. Do me next!!! And try to fit in the word "mercurial". WTF, also use saturnine, martial, and lunatic. And SMURFS. Work Smurfette in there somehow!
Im all giddy like a smurfy schoolgirl who was just groped by Papa Smurf! SQUEEE!!!
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11 years ago
@gatorfan...now that's what I'm talkin' about. Fuck yeah Smurfettes. Especially if they're wearin' orange and bein' Gatorsmurfettes!!
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11 years ago
@23cambyman... I'll address you one last time 'cos you're on ignore and I don't know what you wrote. All I want to say is that you should ask yourself why you posted the first response on this thread. You must really be obsessed with me. Mellow out about this flame war. I have you on ignore. If you continue to attack you're the one who will look foolish.
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11 years ago
Was the chef a smurf? You can tell 'cos the bread looks blue if he wipes his ass on it.
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11 years ago
True dat Papi...or the dancer should just be nude. Now THAT would be a lap dance!
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11 years ago
Have clubbed in Vancouver but not Windor. Maybe Farmerat may help if he's reading. But I'll give my sense of the Canada scene:
1. If lap dances are good I tip on top of the base cost (true for US and Canada)
2 and 3. Dancers don't seem interested in the loonies and twonies so I suspect you're stuck with using $5 notes.
Good luck in Windsor my friend.
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11 years ago
Not sure I would have found the shows she describes as particularly groovy. I never went when I've visited San Francisco. But it is sad that something unique is now gone.
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah...but only after sodomizing the stripper with some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. That creates some groove-EEE smells my brothers.
And I pay double if the stripper is a Smurfette. FUCK YEAH!!!
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11 years ago
Be very afraid my friend BigTunaDude...the po-LEESE have da'juiceman and he is in a holding sell[sic] getting his ass kicked. All 'cos he is a free spirit.
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11 years ago
Wonderfully obscure post BigTunaDude. I have one question for you my friend...are you of the bike peddles?
Wait...I have two questions...ever assfuck a Smurfette?
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I dunno mo'head-dude. Some girls can pull the look off:
redblow.com/christine-veronica-cowboy-boots-jeans-shorts/
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11 years ago
Player11 my bro... Sounds friggin' coo-el. But y'all still haven't told me whether she is a smurf. It would be reall coo-el if she is 'cos smurfs be coo-el my friend! Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
No go gatorfan...unless she had blue skin.
Wait. Did she have blue skin and wear orange? If so, you've met Gatorsmurfette! FUCKING COO-EL!!!
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11 years ago
C'est vrai jabthehut!
Cops aren't known for their intellectual flexibility or their creativity my friend. Most are sub-Neaderthal. I'd call 'me Homo erectus with nightsticks and guns but they would beat the crap out o' me with the nightsticks 'cos they would think I'm fallen 'em fags.
So OF COURSE a real cop would put 911 in their alias. But how do I know it isn't some clever trickster who is faking "copness"? The 911 is necessary but not sufficient you see. 'Twas the celebration o' brother Juice being man raped that turned the scale. You can't fake that level of hostility. Tusclpolice911 hates Juice 'cos he's a free spirit. Who likes to sodomize hookers with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!!!
If you say you're a cop, act in a pointlessly hostile manner, and put 911 in yo' name you are probably a cop...yep, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!
Or tusclpolice911 could be Juice. Who the fuck knows...
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11 years ago
Fuck...that's right. Bitch probably has 10 gallons of blue semen up her asshole!
But there have got to be more sexy, sexy blue-skinned blond girls somewhere. Maybe the planet in Avatar....
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11 years ago
I hear what you're saying Rick. I actually read this for vaguely strip club related silliness. I mean really...how much is there to say about clubs in this format? If this forum were broken up regionally perhaps we would share intel. But this is a national board. I would be bored silly if this discussion were all serious.
I have no issue with the majority of folks here. I miss old school Juice and his craziness. Some of the new folks (or Juice aliases...who the fuck knows) that are posting funny shit are pretty good. I'm looking at BigTuna here...that dude be pretty damn funny. Folks like LDK march to the beat of their own drummer. That is cool. Some of the more serious discussion (whether or not they are SC related) are fun as long as they don't degenerate into pointless flame wars.
The one thing that I think we should try to shame idiots for is joke reviews. I use TUSCL to find good clubs when I travel. If many reviews are crap it means the one or two nights i can get away on a business trip are wasted. There is always the YMMV phenomenon but I think that bullshit is uncool. Shadowcat called Juice out on that. I'm honestly not sure if Juice was faking the review or just wrote a real but crap review. But I trust Shadowcat's opinion that the review was crap. I tried to call txtittyfag out on his crap review but didn't get much traction. I'll admit some of that was because I'm having a low intensity flame war with tittyfag. But the review IS CRAP and I actually do think it was uncool to post.
So more division between the jokes (which are often SC related) and the real job of TUSCL (being a SC list with good reviews) is what I'd like.
Peace my brother!
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11 years ago
Do you guys actually think that we would do something differently with a Republican in office? We're going to lob some cruise missiles at the Syrians so we feel good that we've done something and have flexed our imperial might and if you thing it is a liberal thing or a conservative thing your naive.
Like a Smurf.
So get back to enjoying life. This shit is going to happen. And it isn't because Obama or Kerry are "stupid" or even because the want it to happen. It is because America has locked itself into doing this shit. And you can vote for whoever you want but it won't change anything. So don't worry 'bout it.
Like a Smurf.
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11 years ago
Smurfette is totally into ass play. I'm assfucking that bitch 'til the tuscl police catch me and cite her for solicitation.
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11 years ago
Is Ava a Smurf? I don't like it when Smurfs get all stuck up. But still...you haven't lived 'til you've ass fucked a Smurf. Maybe that's why she charges $800.
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11 years ago
Originaldude...it wasnt xtra krispy. No my friend. 'Twas XXXtra KRIS-pay. Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
But do you like Smurf titties? Riddle me that my friend!
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11 years ago
I can't be mad at douchester...dude is abusive toward ev'rybody but I know the dude don't really mean it. He is actually cute...like a smurf. If smurfs were crazy ass pervos with an Alucard and Rick Dugan fixation.
Maybe his problems all stem from the time Papa Smurf found him rimming Smurfette. Oh Papa Smurf whipped ol' Dougster for that but I only made him want to taste Smurfette's blue starfish even more.
If that happened to me as a teen I'd be pretty fucked up too!
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11 years ago
Is it gonna be a smoothered boorito Juiicedude? Dem be better den da smothered kind 'cos dey smooth!
Yo be like my retarded lil bro Juiicedude...I feel bad that Tittyfag has been suckin' yo' dick and tellin' yo' dumbass that he be me an' shizzle. But yo' watch ou 'cos dat sick freak has herpes simplex 23 of da mouf. You wear a condom my bro...
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11 years ago
See how it's done Tittyfag? There is some narrative there. And there is the subtext that you're a paranoid, gun-obsessed idiot. But I don't come out and say it. It is called "subtlety". I feel bad that I have to spell this out...not subtle after all...but I want to help you. Maybe you can master humor more sophisticated that "you're a fag" (American usage).
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11 years ago
Hate to agree with Alucard just on principle. But I have to agree here...this is actually kind of lame deogol. Alucard digs the strip clubs...I don't see no strip clubs in North Korea listed...so Alucard no dig North Korea.
Oh wait...deogol and tittyfag are going to go all guerrilla if the gummint ever gets to repressive. I can see it now! Maybe I'll write a groovy war story starring those dude defending freedom with their 9mm pistolas...all goes sort of well 'til tittyfag gets so horny that he decides to fellate his gun and accidentally blows his own head off! Alas, that occurred 12 minutes into the combined deogol/Tittyfag effort to liberate 'merka from the ruthless communist, socialist, Muslim, atheist gummint o' that Kenyan pretender Obummer.