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10 years ago
Mo'head...as a doctor you're ALSO supposed to ask if his dick has turned purple or bright green. Either of those is ALMOST as bad as having it fall off.
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10 years ago
Buckethead
'Cos any dude that wears a KFC bucket on his head has somethin' goin' for him
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10 years ago
Just live your days of wine and roses Jack my friend. Just live 'em.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Dark Star man...Dark Star from Live/Dead
Or from one of the groovier bootlegs.
And the club should have weed available. I'd spend some good scratch to hang in the VIP with a HAWT nekkid chick smokin' some fine bud from a hookah while that jam was a playin'
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11 years ago
I'm more partial yo http://bestguesshermuff.com
But still I thank you for the public service Sofaking
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11 years ago
I'd tattoo "your name" on my cock.
That way I could say "amazing...I've got your name tattooed on my dick...want to see?" when I meet a hot chick.
I'm sure that would go well. If I've learned nothing from porn I've learned that icebreakers like that lead to some hot fucking.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I've only seen the scene with the Daddario tit-TAYZ and that alone said "good MOTHAFUCKIN' television".
Fuck, I'd watch that chick do jumping jack for a good 10 or 15 min. As long as a box of Kleenex was nearby...
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11 years ago
Juice my brother, you know I find many of your antics hilarious. But give this one a rest. We don't know what happened to her but there is nothing funny about a young woman dying or a kid losing her mother. Just back off my friend - I know you're a gentle soul at heart. Behave appropriately.
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11 years ago
So DoctorPhil, perhaps you could explain exactly how the story you quoted has any relevance to this Supreme Court decision. While it does certainly establish that several of the richest districts in the country have elected Democratic representatives, there seems to be a major link missing in your chain of thought.
Hint -- ask yourself what the mean income of a wage earner in Maloney's distrct is. Pretty trivial to estimate, simply assume that approximately 1/2 of the people in that district aren't wage earners (i.e., they are children or retired and living off investments). That would yield a mean of about $150K per wage earner. Let's further assume many families have two incomes. So a mean household income in the ballpark of $300K. That no doubt varies. After all it is a mean and therefore skewed upward by extreme values. But taking the actual distribution of incomes into account actually strengthens my argument by reducing the median income. But let's keep the math simple and directly related to the article you quoted.
Now riddle me this -- do you actually think individuals with a household income have a major influence on US elections?
What we have here is simply a correlation between the urban population being more liberal, on average, than the rural population AND the fact that living in a city is expensive and therefore correlated with higher incomes. Hmmm... perhaps that could explain the phenomenon. Or we could go with the DoctorPhil hypothesis of $300-thousandaires throwing elections.
As to calling the majority in this decision "liberal" -- that is just comedy gold!
Perhaps you can offer a cogent defense of your position. Or you can heap some pointless derision on me. Your choice.
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11 years ago
I knew it!
Ever notice how Clubber occasionally lapses into Ebonics while posting. How often he uses "thank" when he means "think"?
This is totally 100% true I tell you! Clubber is just confessing on April Fools' day to give himself plausible deniability. He going to be chuckling to himself and eating a bucket of KFC during the next deluge of Juice posts!
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11 years ago
This sounds like the coolest place EVAH. I hope they get the license 'cos I come up to Milwaukee for a visit.
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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11 years ago
CJ-dude...this is April Fools' day. This when you're supposed to play pranks on your compadres. On a discussion board that might constitute saying something false but humorous and then saying "April Fools!"
Save this thread for "True Confessions Day!"
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11 years ago
@ShadowDude...or there is somebody monitoring the camera and you'll see yourself on one of those young chick/old dude porn stes. Regardless, smile for the camera!
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11 years ago
Lure some disco dollies to a life of vice!
http://vimeo.com/77653707
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11 years ago
@steve229 - "Apparently he's stockpiled aliases the same way the old Soviet Union stockpiled ICBMs"
Perhaps some sort of strategic arms reduction talks are in order. I suspect ABMs will have no impact on the Juiceman. The aliases are sort of like decoys. Each of the MIRV warheads can still get through and "asplode" all over the board.
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11 years ago
Juice my brother, you know I find most of your antics frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. But seriously dude...you need to follow Nancy Reagan's advice the next time your dealer comes to the door tryin' to sell speed or coke (unless the coke refers to Coca-Cola...personally, I'm a Pepsi guy but you're allowed to have Coca-Cola).
If you want to post after taking a lot of drugs limit the posting to after weed, acid, DMT, DXM, shrooms, or Molly. All of those drugs are better for you than speed, coke, or opiates. I'm worried 'bout you bro.
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11 years ago
Also dude... Puss is short for pussy (be it human or a reference to a feline).
Pus is the whitish fluid that accumulates near infections. Please tell us that you dig the pussy (presumably human poontang since you're on a strip club site, but we're also cool if you love your cat in a non-sexual way) and not pus.
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11 years ago
LuvthepusDude, that is some class A-1 weird shit. Are we going to see a story about you on the investigation discovery channel?
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11 years ago
Juiicebro...you're like the retarded brother I never had, but you've got to get over this attraction you have to me. You need to just indulge your gay side rather than constantly ask me to suck yo' dick. Ain't gonna happen.
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11 years ago
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cos I eats me spinach"
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11 years ago
Tumblingdude...are you Popeye?