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10 years ago
All you can ask for in life is zero regrets.
And BJs...
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10 years ago
I don't think LMN is Juice. However, I do think he is full of it. I just think he's a new troll.
I think joker44 misses the point. LMN isn't purporting to be in recovery. So *of course* he is bragging. That characteristic is not out of character. On the other hand, I'm shocked joker commented on this -- I thought joker ignored everbody.
I think the dude behind LMN has created a mighty entertaining character. He actually has me wondering if there is some truth to his antics. No...I don't believe he is the "Wolf of Wall Street" on (metaphorical) steroids. But I have wondered if LMN might not be a funhouse mirror version of himself.
I am rather curious whether he'll make excuses for not taking photos to document his antics. C'mon LMN dude, here's an open challenge for you...
Just pay a $1K or $2K to have some TWISTED FUN for yourself and convince your doubters. Chump change to you but surely it will be sufficient to convince at least one stripper to pose in a way that convince your doubters. Don't worry...we won't ask for anything that can identify you IRL.
I'm cool with anything you want as long as it isn't easy to fake, but I still dig my twinkie cream pie idea. Just write "LMN RULZ" on the girls stomach in Twinkie cream and have her insert a Twinkie in her snatch. Take the snapshot. Twisted fun for you and it will totally shut up your detractors. Totes McGotes!
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10 years ago
Actually a more complicated question, Slick my man...
Stones did some of the best albums in rock -- ever -- pre-Dirty Work. Not sure why they still make new studio albums though. Pale imitations since. The death of Bonham and breakup of Zep opened the door for Plant, Page, and Jones to do different stuff.
But where do the Who fit in?
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10 years ago
Now now ime. I'm sure LMN's parents just avoid the basement. I'm sure LMN has all the empty bottles of Bud Light, Zima, and Pepe Lopez he drinks lined up along the wall of his man cave. I bet he has a sweet Xbox set up -- he needs to relax after makin' the curly fries and onion rings all day long.
Seriously though, LMN dude...some of us are doubting you. You can become a TUSCL legend by merely spending some chump change to get some o' your strippers to take groovy photos. I know you can do it -- I know you're actually a super-rich, hard-charging, ultra-rich dude. You can get and post some ultra-twisted photos for your TUSCL bros.
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10 years ago
I think the TUSCLers should band together to help LMN dude.
I think the LMN dude needs to shift his self destructive tendencies in a more whimsical direction. Leave out the Ambien LMN dude. Commit to a lower amount of coke, but add 96 twinkies to the mix.
Yes, I'm suggesting you and your stripper friend have a TWINKIE EATING CONTEST. After you get all strung out on blow and twinkies be sure to film the chick doing something twisted. Yes -- a TWINKIE CREAMPIE!!!
Pay the chick $1K or $2K to insert one of twinkies in her snatch for a photo. Write "LMN RULZ" on the belly in Twinkie cream my brother. Then post that shit.
I swear that will be way more fun than takin' all the drugs you claim to take. From there, just ramp up on the twinkies and down on the drugs.
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10 years ago
I dig the comment "Dangers: Speaking ahead of a two-day conference on sexual exploitation, campaigners said, if left untreated, addiction to pornography can leave users with psychological damage ----------------- Actually, those In The Know know that porn is a great satanic trap, with 100s-of-millions of souls unknowingly receiving the Number of the Beast, as mentioned in the Book of Revelation, or so the evidence suggests. Hint: XXX = 666"
Makes me want to listen to some backwards Zep. Here's to my sweet Satan!
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10 years ago
Of course that means "I sold a $5 burger after I burned the onion rings today. I bought some Pepe Lopez on the way home and plan to get wasted. Would you like to come over and let me violate you for $3.50?"
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10 years ago
True dat Lone Wolf dude. I'd really dig seeing the LMN character's texts to strippers:
"I just made $5 million today in between snorting coke directly out of a condom still in a mule's rectum and mainlining an entire bottle of oxy. Wanna come by for some DeLeon and sick, twisted sex acts in my $5000 suite. I'll pay you $1000"
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10 years ago
On the other hand, it could be Robert Plant telling us he likes pasta. Or maybe there is no backward masking in there at all. But that's just crazy talk!
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10 years ago
CJ my brother, say this...
"O here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is satan. He'll give those with him 666, there was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan."
I have no frickin' idea why the satanic toolshed is in there, but it SOUNDS EVIL!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK7JHzLBPcc
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10 years ago
Dude you should have started speaking backwards and shit. Would have freaked 'em out.
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10 years ago
Not specifically Mo-head dude. I dig the redheads too. Had one long-term SO with beautiful red hair and Mrs. zip did the bottle redhead thing for a while (worked nicely given her light brown hair).
However, I did feel a little sorry for Alucard. He caught a lot of shit from us. I initially thought he was trying to poke one of his opponents in the eye. So I jousted with him. But I decided he wasn't bullshitting -- there was a level of sincerity to Alucard. I can respect that. Even if I disagree with him on this or that I'm not going to be cruel.
I may joke around and heap derision on folks, but at the end of the day its just a joke. Brother Alucard clearly enjoyed posting here. Sort of sad that he stopped. Maybe he reached the point where it was no longer fun. I say let TUSCL be diverse!
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10 years ago
I dig a lot of redheads. I dig Renee Olstead. Yep, she's not always a redhead, but still...
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/renee-olstead/secret-ginger-crush-madness-purported-renee-olstead-nekkid-and-naughty-pictures-leaked-007405/
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10 years ago
You are one crazy dude sharkhunter. Not sociopath crazy like the LMN character. But you're still a charmingly twisted lil' cruller.
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10 years ago
DG - make up isn't necessary. I'm a '70s natural beauty kind of dude. Listen to the Dead, eat some granola, maybe an organic salad for dinner, and lot's o' tie dye.
(though I have to admit I'm pretty turned on by a nice landing strip!)
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10 years ago
Well, I guess that LMN will throw his poor TUSCL bros a bone by shelling out another $1K or $2K for some groovy photos tonight.
I'm with Monsieur CapriSun... do the Dirty Sanchez! Make it dirrrty!!!
Have on of the strippers bend over and write "For LMN only" on her ass in sharpie, then take a "sharpie in the pooper" pic. The caption could be "For LMN (or his sharpie) only"
All of us destitute TUSCLers could use some vicarious twistitude.
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10 years ago
C'mon TUSCL bros...give LMN suggestions for photos. What would you like o see him pay strippers to do on film (well, digital camera)
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10 years ago
Yep LMN dude...I think all of your TUSCL bros would dig a lil' window into your life. A photo or two -- or more -- of strippers doing something twisted would make you a legend! But at least one has to include on of the strippers holding an impromptu sign with something unique -- suggestions above, "TUSCL is coo-el"' etc
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10 years ago
One super coo-el suggestion. Have one of the strippers shove a dildo up her ass and have the other stripper hold up a sign above said strippers ass saying "We're partying with a dude that does more blow in one evening than Stevie Nicks did during the entire '70s"
Or perhaps just "LMN party"
You will become LEGEND-wait for it-DARY on TUSCL my brother!
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10 years ago
LMN dude...rather than further encourage the trashing of ol' jester-dude, which isn't that amusing, I'll make a suggestion for a charitable activity. SUPPORT YOUR TUSCL BROS!!!
Pay your strippers an XXXtra grand or two -- chump change to you I'm sure -- to take some groovy super dirty pics and post 'em on your profile.
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10 years ago
Mix it up a bit LMN...drop the DeLeon and go for Pepe Lopez instead!
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10 years ago
Many years ago I was young I got together with a couple of buds to have a psychedelic experience. An evening away from girlfriends to play pool and watch the balls and cues melt.
When we started the evening there were three of us but only two microdots. So we dissolved the acid in some juice so we could share among the three of us and put some Navajo music on the boom box (ah...there I times I long for the old school stuff). After sufficient time we drank the juice and sat down to let the drug take effect before an evening of pool.
At this point the dude who brought the microdots decides he needs to call his girlfriend. Apparently, the microdots were his girlfriend's. After an argument that seemed to go on *forever* he hung up. I asked what she said.
His reply? She said "once, just once, say no to the drugs..."
As Juice would say, thank about it.
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10 years ago
@Hotstuff -- a married dude that gives you his number without telling you he's married is asking for trouble. Not your fault he's a dumbass.
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10 years ago
Congrats to your daughter (and you) steve-dude
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10 years ago
But the question, LMN, is whether YOU are a Captain Kirk type. Are you? 'Cos only a dude with Kirk-level mojo can get the babe with a giant fish.
Any dude can have fun all high and spending money on strippers. But it takes a top notch wacko to have fun and get the chick if you commit to sobriety and decide you'll arm yourself only with poetry and a big ass fish. In a frickin' garbage bag!
As brother Juice would say, "Thank about it!"