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10 years ago
Good observation rattdog dude. Turns out that human anatomy has fundamentally changed in the past generation. Exactly 25 years and 9 months ago there was a shift in fetal development that caused this. Asses will no longer stick out without enhancement. :-(
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10 years ago
^^^
Dugan Dude...so, you've stopped feeding the trolls by posting on a Dougsta thread. That makes total sense. I mean, Dougsta is many things and I can see why you don't consider posting here to be feeding...wait, Dougsta is mostly king o' the trolls. You're feeding the trolls dude. You're feeding Dougster, his Royal highness, KING of the mothahfucking trolls.
The only thing that has changed is that Dougsta has developed more of a hard on for Steve. Are you jealous?
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith69...does DS give you the QWERTYUIOP?
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10 years ago
I'll go along with your hierarchy Mr. Deuce. But you missed one...
BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP > BBBJCIMWS
The QWERTYUIOP makes it XXXtra special.
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10 years ago
Jabthehut dude, Juice doesn't care if you insult his mother. A demonstration...
Hey Juice, last week I facefucked your mom. But that toothless bitch is so ugly I made her wear a bag over her head. Just cut out a hole for her mouth. By the way, she likes that shit so she doesn't take money to do it. Hell, she paid me. She's not a ho...she's just a dirty slut.
What do you think 'bout that shit Juiceman? Answer multiple choice:
A) I know my mommy does that shit
B) Zippy, I'm OK with you doing it 'cos you're my bud
C) You're a lying shithead Zip. Fuck you!
D) All of the above
E) None of the above
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10 years ago
Didn't check Slick my brother. I grabbed my latte and cookie before I learned about the new "extras" policy at some food chains. Next time I return I'll ask. But I want to be subtle.
Maybe I'll say "does shaving keep the crumbs from sticking when you have fun with the custies?" Subtle enough?
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10 years ago
Do they make foam fingers that look like sausages? Or maybe fried chicken drumsticks...
That would be coo-el.
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10 years ago
^^^
Not sure if there is a long term beef, but did you check out the chicks ime linked to? He said one was ranukam's girlfriend.
Realize that you will never unsee the chicks ime linked to and act accordingly.
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10 years ago
Hold pinky near mouth a la Dr. Evil...
One million dollars!
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10 years ago
^^^
But, did you done it ONCE?
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10 years ago
^^^
Do italians eat at Olive Garden? Does the pope shit in the woods?
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10 years ago
^^^
True dat Slick. But they aren't bad if you're in a place with shitty Mexican food. It's really an upscale Taco Bell.
On the other hand, I'd eat there daily if the burritos came with a BBBJ.
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10 years ago
My impression is that it is usually done in places that are technically "private clubs". Sometimes required by local ordinances. If I remember correctly there was a place like that in the late '90s in beautiful Columbus, OH. Had "platinum" in the name, but of course that only narrows it down to 25% of SCs.
Not sure why in that case -- other Columbus clubs didn't do that. But I remember askin why they wanted a photocopy and I could swear the answer was "oh, we're a private club and now you're a member".
Unless you're in a position to be blackmailed or haunted by a SC visit I don't see any issue. I don't like it but I also don't really care.
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10 years ago
@Dougsta...I am injured. That you would think if in Steve's camp after all this time as your bud. What's up with that? Everything I post is dead serious. I know we're on a path toward an economic golden age. But I also think 19-year old girls are so slutty that they'll work at Qdoba just so they can give old perverts free blowjobs while said perverts eat Qdoba burritos.
The new fashion statement for 18- to 20-year olds is burrito meat, beans, guac, and queso in the hair. The more of it the more burrito-eatin' perverts you blew that day. The more perverts you blew the cooler you are!
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10 years ago
One benefit of the new "blow me while I eat my burrito" policy at Qdoba is that you can tell whether you're sloppy seconds that day. Just look for the burrito meat and queso in her hair.
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10 years ago
So if I ask the hot server blow me while I eat a burrito she'll do it for free? Coo-EL!!! I'll even eat her fish taco afterward.
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10 years ago
I once took a tour of Coney Island with Cap'n Jimbo and his world famous Satanic parrot. Parrot was all "let's go get Crazy Nick's gyros" and I told it to shut up.
Damn bird's eyes went all red and glowing and it said some nasty shit to me in Enochian. Kept me up for days 'cos I didn't want Cap'n Jimbo's parrot to drag me to HELL!
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10 years ago
Sorry 'bout taking this off track. I'll just say two things...
1. Yes, swallowing turns me on.
2. This shit 'bout your ancestor and his prophet juice...totally true.
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10 years ago
Does swallowing prophet jizz give you the ability to hear Metatron?
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10 years ago
JohnSmith my friend, I hear that your ancestor Joseph would insist that all 40 or so of his wives swallow his prophet jizz.
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10 years ago
Dudes in Luxembourg just said "WEEE-YAWWW!!!" and did it dude. No real thought at all.
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10 years ago
Oh noes!!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
I think I appreciated the young and beautiful chicks more than enough without having to see the chicks on that link.
The worst was crazyjoe's mom. That woman is truly disturbing. My ability to appreciate human female beauty has forever been altered by the image of that alien beast.
What planet are you from CJ?
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10 years ago
Dougster, I've forgotten why this trope is funny. Perhaps you could write a detailed explanation for the uninitiated. That would be helpful. K thx bai!