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12 years ago
Testify Juice-bro, TESTIFY!!! 'Tis your destiny to start the true church of super-grooviness. Don't aim for pope my brother, aim for PROPHET!!!
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12 years ago
^^^
As long as it ain't runoff from an iron mine it is all good.
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12 years ago
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! This be some old school Juice. Welcome back my brother. We love you as spiritual Juice, we love you as "low-key" Juice, we love you the Juice pimp. But we also love the KFC eatin' ka-ray-ZEEE MF Juice!
Ok....everybody who has tasted dick...chime in. I haven't (not that there is anything wrong with that) but I will say that my wife and many strippers have told me the primary taste the get from my dick is "huge" (actually, it is "HUUUUGE!!!")
Now I realize that "huge" isn't a taste. But my dick is so big its very size begins ro be perceived via other senses.
Juice crew!
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12 years ago
True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.
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12 years ago
True dat Papi. She told me that her apartment was on the largest moon of Upsilon Andromedae d. I tried to do OTC, but she told me the UV flux from Upsilon Andromedae would be problematic for terrestrial life. Although she appeared to share many features of earth life, including an incredible rack and sexy sexy vag, she assured me that she was capable of photoreactivation of UV damage. Plus the ride home through the Andomedan wormhole was unpleasant for the first human she tried to take home with her.
She did, however, let me do some anal probing ITC.
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12 years ago
My kind of church! Only the ZMT (zipman translation) says "...let those who are hot girls strip off their cloths and show some sweet, sweet vag, for the cleansing of sin occurs with the viewing of vag..." My translation is based on something far more profound that the Textus Receptus...I based my translation on the Textus Sexus where the Rosy Crucifixion fuels my thoughts.
I know our bud Juice is spiritual...but for other folks, what would it take for you folks to embrace the LAWD?!!! Strippers in church would do it fo' me!!!
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12 years ago
I once met a stripper who went home on a UFO!!!
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12 years ago
You don't have to worry 'bout this shizzle if you've got Jedi mind powers. Just walk in and ask for lapper, then say "this is not the tip you are looking for..."
Works every time. No need to worry 'bout who you get dances from, who you are seen with, any o' that shizzle. Be a Jedi my friends!
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12 years ago
Tru dat DandyDude! Tho' spellin' ain't all-ways whut it B cracked up 2B.
Seriously though, I have met some very intelligent strippers. Of course there are others that...ahem...wouldn't even qualify as roads scholars.
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12 years ago
Wow Dalex dude...is this the chick?
www.no-clutter.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=56&pos=971
That shizzle be seriously fucked up!!!
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12 years ago
Juice bro. Is "butter" worse than "butterface"?
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12 years ago
Right on SC... you know you're dealing with a Rhodes scholar when the spell trouble sans 'u' et plus de 'b'. Or is that a "road scholar"?
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12 years ago
Aphrodite is definitely cliche.
Terpsichore would work...not cliche. Though I would prefer Aoide.
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12 years ago
3...2...1... PM to Dalex from "the count"
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12 years ago
@DandyDanDude -- Shy-Anne is sort of a sleeper "disturbo-name". 'Tis true that one "might* think the name is Cheyenne upon hearing it and think "not a bad name". But then she spells it and you're left with the feeling of "wow...just wow...she really thinks it shoud be spelled Shy-Anne"
Of course, she could be really smart and using the name with a sense of irony. I could get behind that.
I dig the nickifree name "Skanny". Sort an off the wall disturbo-name. Sounds wrong...but not too overt like Hitler or Lex Luthor.
For STD names, what would my TUSCL bros find more disturbing...something obvious like "HPV" or something like "Papilloma" where you say to yourself "this girl may not know what it means".
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12 years ago
And Ms Skittles...personally I would prefer Ms Swedish Fish. Fuck yeah!
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12 years ago
I dig some of the stripper names --
Mongolia. A bit off the wall.
Buckwheat. Spanky want his gang back (I did know a stripper who used the name Spanky BTW)
Jaguar XJ12. 'Cos "Jaguar F-type V8 S" would be stupid...
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hemorrhoids.
Although most of the above are bad. Pictures of kids or girlfriend wouldn't be an issue. Picture of boyfriend/husband not so cool.
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12 years ago
I'm with Farmerart. Though the showing off o' turds might say something different about the girl. Something that could turn out to be a problem...
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12 years ago
And post the video where your TUSCL bros can see it!!!
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12 years ago
Some sort of glasses cam might be what the Juiceman ordered. Might be able to get 16 Gb memory cards. I'm looking forward to Juice TV my brother!
Pablo-dude... You have to remember that Juice isn't like the rest of us. Folks criticized Obama when he said "Jedi mind meld"...and it is true that folks who don't know SF shouldn't use SF metaphors...but let me tell you. I think Juice CAN Jedi mind meld. That shizzle didn't exist 'til da Juiceman MADE it exist!
So Juice my brother...go to the club with a truck full of video equipment. 3D capabilities and all that shizzle. Then use your Jedi mind meld to get the bouncer and club owners to let you set it up while you face fuck the hotter strippers! Hell, you can probably bring in some mental powers from Babylon 5 and Stargate! We'll call it the "Juicei mind trick". Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!
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12 years ago
Hmmm...I'd go with Amanda (#3) and Kali (#12) at the top. Slight edge to Amanda (if only she was a bit less tan and had some freckles)
And WTF is up with the pictures of dudes? Cheerdudes do not increase my cheer at all. I have no problem with folks who appreciate a cheer dude -- to each his/her own -- but *I want to see* more hot chicks from UCLA. I'd would also be better if they showed some tits and ass...