The perfect Valentine's gift for the lazy guy

jimmyjoel1975
Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn't matter.
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last commentDick N da' box !
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Dick in her box !!
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excuse me.... isn't Valentines day either 5 weeks ago or 10-1/2 weeks away??
Seems like there would be other Hallmark holidays to sweat over first
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True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.
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What is your point jag off?
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Jimmy:
What does Valentine's Day have to do with your discussion? Like Hugh said, it was 5 weeks ago.
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Dicksandwitch ?
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Is this some kind of weird stripper haiku thing?
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Jimmy needs a calandar... only if he can read though
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Wait, should you buy her a London escort? I'm so confused!
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