Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn't matter.
The perfect Valentine's gift for the lazy guy
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Dick in her box !!
excuse me.... isn't Valentines day either 5 weeks ago or 10-1/2 weeks away??
Seems like there would be other Hallmark holidays to sweat over first
True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.
What is your point jag off?
Jimmy:
What does Valentine's Day have to do with your discussion? Like Hugh said, it was 5 weeks ago.
Dicksandwitch ?
Is this some kind of weird stripper haiku thing?
Jimmy needs a calandar... only if he can read though
Wait, should you buy her a London escort? I'm so confused!
Dick N da' box !