The perfect Valentine's gift for the lazy guy

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jimmyjoel1975
Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn't matter.

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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Dick N da' box !
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Dick in her box !!
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Hugh_G_Rection
12 years ago
excuse me.... isn't Valentines day either 5 weeks ago or 10-1/2 weeks away??

Seems like there would be other Hallmark holidays to sweat over first
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zipman68
12 years ago
True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
What is your point jag off?
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Jimmy:

What does Valentine's Day have to do with your discussion? Like Hugh said, it was 5 weeks ago.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Dicksandwitch ?
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lopaw
12 years ago
Is this some kind of weird stripper haiku thing?
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crazyjoe
12 years ago
Jimmy needs a calandar... only if he can read though
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membernumber1
12 years ago
Wait, should you buy her a London escort? I'm so confused!
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