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The perfect Valentine's gift for the lazy guy

Mar 27, 2013, 3:11 AM
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jimmyjoel1975

Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn't matter.

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JuiceBox69

Dick N da' box !

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vincemichaels

Dick in her box !!

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Hugh_G_Rection

excuse me.... isn't Valentines day either 5 weeks ago or 10-1/2 weeks away??

Seems like there would be other Hallmark holidays to sweat over first

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zipman68

True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.

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tumblingdice

What is your point jag off?

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Pablo Antonio

Jimmy:

What does Valentine's Day have to do with your discussion? Like Hugh said, it was 5 weeks ago.

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JuiceBox69

Dicksandwitch ?

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lopaw

Is this some kind of weird stripper haiku thing?

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crazyjoe

Jimmy needs a calandar... only if he can read though

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membernumber1

Wait, should you buy her a London escort? I'm so confused!

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