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The perfect Valentine's gift for the lazy guy

Whether you have been with someone for five years and are most likely going to marry them, or whether the person in question is a cheap London escort whom you have known for five minutes doesn't matter.

10 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    12 years ago
    Dick N da' box !
  • vincemichaels
    12 years ago
    Dick in her box !!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    12 years ago
    excuse me.... isn't Valentines day either 5 weeks ago or 10-1/2 weeks away??

    Seems like there would be other Hallmark holidays to sweat over first
  • zipman68
    12 years ago
    True dat Hugh_G_dude. Let's discuss the perfect Arbor Day gift? Or any holiday involving space aliens.
  • tumblingdice
    12 years ago
    What is your point jag off?
  • pabloantonio
    12 years ago
    Jimmy:

    What does Valentine's Day have to do with your discussion? Like Hugh said, it was 5 weeks ago.
  • JuiceBox69
    12 years ago
    Dicksandwitch ?
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    Is this some kind of weird stripper haiku thing?
  • crazyjoe
    12 years ago
    Jimmy needs a calandar... only if he can read though
  • membernumber1
    12 years ago
    Wait, should you buy her a London escort? I'm so confused!
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