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11 years ago
Fuck yeah Mr. Moose...riff on that shit. But throw in the fact that this started after you fucked a homeless dude who lived in a dumpster!
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11 years ago
And if that doesn't work, sodomize the escort with a fried chicken drumstick!
Trust me...I'm a professional...this WILL help you!
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11 years ago
Juice68, don't be riffin' on the real Juice. You need to go on a vision quest my friend...then you will BECOME as the real Juiceman. It will transform your very soul my brother.
Here is what I want you to do. Get a bunch of weed, a case of Jolt cola, heroic amounts of nodoz, and about three bottles of DXM cough syrup. Play Sinatra's "High Hopes" on the stereo for 2 days straight (all silly on Jolt and NoDoz) then start the weed and cough syrup. Hire an escort to come over but ask her to wear a merkin. Ask her to use the name of one of the girls in a late '70s playboy college issue. Jerk it to the merkin wearing escort in your shower, which you can use as an impromptu sweat lodge (turn tou house's heat on and just run the show as only hot water...but don't get in and scald yourself!).
You WILL have a vision when you jizz on the merkin-wearing escort's face. YOU WILL BECOME AS JUICE MY FRIEND!!!
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11 years ago
Courtney... Would you PLEASE post a pic of your tits! Full frontal would also be OK. Or maybe a close up of your pussy and ass when you're bending over.
OK... OK... Post all three pics. As long as you are hot that is.
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11 years ago
Did you go after the Italian women for a group thing. I bet those old Italian women did some DIRTY shit back in the day. Well, it would have been an experience... And who knows?
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11 years ago
You gots 2 dig Mojo's description. Apt words my bro. Apt words.
da Juice crew 2 me b the core of a new revelation for how we should live. 100 years from now folks will say shizzle like "juice on bro" and ev'rybody will hang in da club and eat of da Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Can u imagine ev'rybody livin like Juice? No wars 'cos we all b in da club my brothers. Won't jus' be groovy, it'll be JUICEY!!!
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11 years ago
Dahrg it all!
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11 years ago
Dahrg on dude. Don't skip dahrg!
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11 years ago
Crazydude... Did you ask the girl behind the counter to show you her tits? As long as she was hot I would have. The probability of her doing it is low, but it is 0 if you don't ask!
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11 years ago
I like to fuck superheroines!
I jizzed all over Black Canary yesterday. Fucking coo-el!
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11 years ago
Juice don't keep enemies tho...
Not a mean bone in that dude's body! That b y we luvs ya. Juice on Juiceman!
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11 years ago
And if you can't go under your own power...hire somebody to take you.
I plan to die at the age of 101 in bed with my 26 year old wife (on our 8th anniversary) when we've hired a hot 19 year old stripper for some groovy OTC entertainment. Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
And to those still with us but wounded from their service.
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11 years ago
Great idea Juice-dude. You are like the groovy Martian Manhunter organizing our Juice-tice League of TUSCL my brother!
To go with the superhero theme I've started using a pic o' Supergirl getting something something from her cousin. I bet Kara's Kryptonian asshole is friggin' TIGHT!
Fight for truth, juice-tice, and the American way my brothers! Juice crew!
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11 years ago
I think Duo wins this thread. MySpace...LMAO!
Let's agree to put a fork in this thread and call it done with Duo as the champ! Which o' my bros and sisters (and bros pretending to be sisters) are with me?
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11 years ago
Do you like it when they are deep throating you like blow bang pornos and you hold their nose? Fuck that is some seriously SICK shit. You da man Juice -- go balls deep when you face fuck those girls. They like it - you like it. Ev'rybody wins!
Me, I likes me the facial after the sloppy deep throat BBBJ. Jizz all over that girls face and watch her clean it off with her fingers and eat it. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
Coo-el. 26 May should be Drac day. All the strippers get all goth. Blast some Bauhaus on the stereo. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
Juice cannot leave. There is a little Juice in all of us. It is the part of you that looks at a hot stripper girl and says "it would be reall fun to sodomize that chick with a Colonel's. XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick!"
Of course, some of strippers in Juicebro's home town got a LOT o' Juice in 'em. Juice juice in the she strippers my brothers!
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11 years ago
Never tried it pantherbro. I'm skeptical that it will work that well...probably easier ways to find somebody to just fuck if you want one.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Juicebro... you always seem to be able to take a topic that is at "10" and ratchet it up to "11"
Most of us pervoids are ok with the cum, be it in or out of the pants. You also want to piss and shit...don't ever change my brother! Teach us ALL to go to ELEVEN!!!
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11 years ago
All the time dude...all the time!
I asked a DJ to play Dark Star off of Live/Dead once and the fucker wouldn't do it. WTF?
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11 years ago
Dude, are you from Wakanda? Does your outfit have any vibranium buttons on it? That would be so motherfucking coo-el!
Don't pay attention to blaze... Let's not be hostile to any dude who uses the name like blackpanther. The question was serious and I think the answer for all of us is probably YES!
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11 years ago
Right on Juicebro! I knew the bastards couldn't keep you away. You are a prophet of the LORD. Others will seek to include Satanic verses in the book o' Juice my brother. But do not let them!
A Justice Juice League of the TUSCL good guys is a great idea. As long as we sometimes have crossovers with the other Justice League 'cos Power Girl be HAWT. I bet she gives incredible Russian.
Remember, none speak for Juice but Juice! If somebody gives a false message from the LORD we will not follow!
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11 years ago
But thinkin' 'bout the trickster brings up another hypothesis regarding our bud Drac-a-roo-roo.
Maybe he is totally virtual. Something combing a Markov text generator and the old ELIZA program But written to be a whacked out perv who looks down on everybody else for reasons unknown. Perhaps founder wrote Alucard code into TUSCL to amuse and amaze us. likelihood -- very low. But it would be seriously coo-el, with a capital COO and a capital EL. Moreover, it would explain the stupid and disconnected responses ol' Drac often gives.
I'm looking forward to the book detailing our interactions with Alucard-bot. Tres avant garde. Perhaps all of the text could be translated into German by babelfish and then translated back to English to make it XXXtra KA-ray-ZEE. Shades of Avidan. I'd listen to that shizzle performed onstage.
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11 years ago
Don't get better than weed and the roadrunner show. I dig how the roadrunner is the trickster in cartoons but the coyote is in mythology. Kind of beautiful symmetry my brothers.