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9 years ago
Maybe there are headrests on both ends for a more comfy 69?
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9 years ago
@rockstar...yeah it is.....but it is SOOOOO worth it! Guaranteed FS (my kinda FS) with some fine women on the cheap. It's a great way to spend an afternoon (after calling in sick to the office) ;-p
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
You're twisted, motorhead :-D
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9 years ago
I've got dozens of stripclubs within a reasonable drive to me (anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes), but there is one UHM club that is 1.5 hrs from me and I will happily make that drive if I can fit it into my schedule. So yeah....it certainly can be worth it.
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9 years ago
I used to have a phone full of stripper phone numbers, but I realized that I never call them and when they call me I never go to see them. So now I keep only 2 UUHM stripper numbers in my phone, and when either of them calls I try my best to drop everything and go see them.
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9 years ago
Well I don't know anything about that crazy ratchet shit - pics at funerals and drug OD's, but there's no denying that we female PL's exist.....and we are chasing 18yo tail too.
I long for the day when all of this reality TV obsession BS is OVER. Eventually everybody in the world will have had their 15 minutes of fame, and maybe then we as a nation -and a world- can MOVE ON.
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9 years ago
Yes - sadly most men are too heavy-handed (tongued) when it comes to DATY. I have had enough guys give me head to realize that many just don't know what they are doing down there. They attack the clit waaaay too soon - long before the poor clit is ready. She wants that kind of pressure when she is getting really close to popping. And too many stiff, pointed tongues. Argh! It was sometimes painful. Now to their credit I was able to teach several male lovers how to do it better, but some will just never get it. And those knuckleheads are the ones that think that they are incredible at it. They ain't, but they'll never admit it. I have never really had any issues with women preforming it. Women just seem to know what to do and how to do it.
Makes me glad & proud to be a vagitarian. :D
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9 years ago
Lessee.....
A,A,A,A,A,A,F.
@motorhead - convert me? Hmmmm.....I'll try anything once, but Presbyterian is about as far as I am willing to go. :-p
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9 years ago
@Corvus- I'll share mine if you'll share yours ;)
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9 years ago
@ Corvus - I LOVE tall women too. One of my current faves is a 5'10" Brit. She looks like a young Elizabeth Hurley. Yum.
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9 years ago
Diva - if you are allowed only one phone call, I hope it will be to us here on TUSCL :)
Stay strong - we will wait for you. I won't lie - we will be canoodling with other dancers, but we WILL wait for you!
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9 years ago
On Wednesday, in a 69. Good times!
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9 years ago
You're much better off sticking to more reliable sites like theeroticreview. BP is so sketchy & shady.....half the ads are either ROB's, bait & switch, or LE.
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9 years ago
I hope they tape that shitbags mouth shut as tightly as he did to that poor dog, hog tie him, and throw him in a ravine to die.
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9 years ago
Yeah I get them alot, and the quantity (and quality) somehow seems to magically increase at the end of each month. I can't even begin to imagine why.
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9 years ago
Lmao! They didn't include any jizz warnings with the dildo owners manual! :D
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9 years ago
@londonguy- you would have loved my SC visit on Wednesday- naked sweaty tribbing with a brunette hottie at an UHM club in the COI. I'm sure if they had the cameras on the staff got a real show. Its prolly on YouTube by now ;)
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9 years ago
I only watch g/g stuff (what a surprise!), and I hate it when a chick spits on another chicks pussy before eating her out. Is that really necessary? She'll get wet soon enough!
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9 years ago
I can honestly say that I have never jizzed in anyone's hair. At least not to my knowledge ;)
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9 years ago
I've had a lot of latinas call me "mommie", but given the context of it's usage, it didn't creep me out. If any of them had said that I actually reminded them (or looked like) their madre, I would have high-tailed it the hell outta there, pronto.
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9 years ago
Nope. The day I need something like that is the day that I turn in my PL card.
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9 years ago
Orange is the New Black.
Third season starts in a week and a half.....woo hoo!!! Binge time!!!! I gotta remember to stock up on Cheese Doodles and Mountain Dew.
My wife is obsessed with GoT. Too medieval for me.
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9 years ago
Ever see drag queens like RuPaul? Alot of gay men seem to be infatuated with extreme feminine ideals in terms of clothes, makeup, etc. I think that some gay guys go to strip clubs to enjoy the ultra-feminized slutty look that strippers have. Maybe they take away some fashion tips.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The dancer that popped my SC extras cherry with some seriously good DATY was (to quote Randy Newman) a "big nasty redhead" - she was 5'9" and had the sexiest ass & the longest gams that you ever did see. The queen of the club, she was. Wound up getting fired for getting drunk too much and cursing out the staff. God I miss her sometimes :(
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9 years ago
Lol no 3 drinks won't turn anyone bisexual if they aren't inclined in that direction when they are sober. What drinking does is release inhibitions so that you are more likely to try things that you already are feeling but too shy or inhibited to do while sober.
But it is a great joke:
"A straight girl is only 3 drinks away from some girl-on-girl action.
A homophobic girl is only 2 drinks away."