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8 years ago
I meet a lot of cool dancers in the restroom if the ladies room is in the DR. But it sometimes comes at a price - sometimes when I see a dancer in there that I had my eye on out on the main floor I get a good look at her under the harsh unforgiving DR lighting - it can be very unsettling.
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9 years ago
Dat azz.
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9 years ago
Sadly $500/hr isn't even close to a true exorbitant price, especially for places like NYC.
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9 years ago
The only plastic that belongs in a stripclub is the plastic surgery on the dancers.
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9 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
As I was leaving a COI club last Saturday afternoon there were 2 LA sheriff's squad cars parked right out front. I quickly walked to my car and immediately got online to warn my fellow LA area mongers to avoid the area until things quieted down.
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9 years ago
"making it illegal for men to pay for sex."
What about women? Is it legal for us to buy it there? Woo hoo!
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9 years ago
Yup. I never leave home without my pocket rocket.
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9 years ago
@twentyfive- lol it's good to see such well thought out long-term planning on shailynn's part ;)
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9 years ago
As one female monger to another, welcome to the zoo, CaraLynn.
There are quite a few characters here at TUSCL, and most are generally good folks. There are many trolls, tho some of them are quite entertaining. So enjoy your time here and never take anything here too seriously.
And I have some beach front property in Utah reserved just for shailynn. Priced to sell!! ;)
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9 years ago
Synn VN is owned by the same people that own 2 very well known COI clubs, as well as a bunch of other clubs spread around the greater LA area. I wonder what (if any) the fallout might be in terms of how they monitor PL's entering and exiting their clubs now. Maybe they can start a stripclub day care service!
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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9 years ago
Having her phone number means virtually nothing. I don't think that Facebook is even a big deal anymore to most strippers. See where it goes. My guess is that she's trying to get you as a regular in the club but ya never know.
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9 years ago
I've never had any trouble entering clubs alone, and I've been ro plenty of them. I'd like to think that Seattle is more progressive than that.
On the hope that Seamom is legit, here goes- If you were in SoCal I could tell you exactly what to expect, what to tip, where to go and all of that good stuff. But since you are in Seattle all I can tell you is yes, DATY is more than possible, and I'm sure that mutual masturbation is as well (never pursued that). Discuss what you want beforehand and negotiate a price. Seek these things in extras clubs where it will be easier to find.
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9 years ago
Well Seamom I'm not really sure what you are asking. If it's possible to get some titty sucking action in a stripclub? Of course it is, and plenty more too. We women get away with lots more than the guys do, as long as we are respectful and mindful of the dancers boundaries. I have seen and done just about everything that a female customer can do in a club, so I'm a bit jaded about the whole thing by now. But if there are specifics that you have questions about, fire away.
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9 years ago
A woman going to a stripclub? Very interesting.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
minnow +1.
Another LA icon was the infamous Century Lounge that was just north of LAX. You could see their giant lit up sign out front as you were taxiing to land at the airport. Between their "NUDES NUDES NUDES!!!" and later "VAGINAS R US!" slogans they became...well...infamous.
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9 years ago
When I used to have a pager I would occasionally get asked if I was a drug dealer (I so do NOT look like a dealer!). And of course I would answer that yes, I certainly WAS a drug dealer and I would ask them what they needed. Some actually told me, to which I would excuse myself to "go set it up" and then go sit somewhere else in the club.
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9 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
I once had a dancer look me up & down and say "too bad I didn't bring my strap-on with me today".
I just smiled and excused myself to the restroom.
I never did find out if she wanted to pitch or catch :)
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9 years ago
Can you do some cam work? I'm sure that there are plenty of preggo fetishists out there that would pay top dollar to see & chat with you. Gives you something to do and you can make some $$$ at the same time.
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9 years ago
Since you are downtown the only club there is Glitter Gulch and you'd best avoid it. I go there occasionally and can find a good deal there, but it's filled with sharks and you'd be broke chum after a very short time.
I'd say avoid Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire, Cheetahs & Crazy Horse because they will eat a noob alive. Stick with the smaller hoke in the wall places where it's probably safer for a rookie. I think that OG's or Palomino would be suitable. I was there around Xmas time in the afternoon and they were both decent with good looking friendly dancers.
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9 years ago
I occasionally will get a guy (or a group of guys) buying me dances. With only one exception the reason is so that they could watch, of course. The one exception was a very long time ago when a very cute but timid looking dancer approached me out of nowhere and said that the guy she was sitting with told her to go dance for me. I suspect that he was trying to embarrass either me or her. Of course the joke was on him since he couldn't have found a way to embarrass me if he tried. I sensed that the guy was an asshole so I took her to VIP for some privacy so that he couldn't even watch. Win!
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Hmmmm.....those bewbies could suffocate me as I slept.
Oh what the hell - YOLO.
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9 years ago
"As one gets older often times one has more disposable $$$ and other things are more important than $$$ (time, opportunity; etc) "
Bingo.
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9 years ago
You'd have to write a whole lot more than that to be truly comparable to one of SJG's posts.
One of my biggest misadventures was stumbling out of a topless bar in the wee hours of the morning with my no-good friends and having my wife pull into the parking lot just then, looking for me. It did not end well.
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9 years ago
Nothing that anyone but me knew about. My biggest PL moment was very early on when I found myself starting to get jealous or pissed off if a fave either spent too much time with someone else or made me wait for her too long. To me that is total PL behavior, and one night as I was storming out of a club all pissed off (again), it dawned on me the level of PLdom that I had achieved. From that moment on I never let that happen again.