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Comments by lopaw (page 128)

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Lesbian strippers
    "And while I am perfectly okay with a bi-curious stripper, the lesbos can go to hell!" lmao! Bitter much? Rest assured that the lesbian dancers feel exactly the same about you. Have a nice trip!
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    11 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Real or fake?
    lol Clubber....perhaps I should have used "validate"instead. But I have a feeling whatever word I chose would have gotten me in trouble ;)
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    11 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Real or fake?
    This thread is full of lolz. Wow- I've been on this site since 2004.That's an awfully long time to keep up a charade. Those here who have met me in person know that I'm a girl. The rest of you are just gonna have to take a leap of faith. Or not. Either way I really don't care all that much. @Clubber- let me know if you are ever in LA and we can chase some of LA's hottest Asian dancers and then you can "confirm" me ;-)
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    20 Years
    I used to occasionally watch Michelle Kwan train here in LA. She used to train at a rink near my job and I would sneak down there after work to ogle her. She was hella cute.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    20 Years
    lol Slick. WWBBD? I think that is something we all should ponder during any and all of life's pivotal decision making moments.
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    11 years ago
    Newbie stripper - extras?
    That's too bad, Dancinggal. I have been to Skin a few times in the afternoon and had a decent time but the dances are pretty expensive for what I got. Sixty bucks for a low mileage bed dance was a bit much. But don't give up completely on LA clubs! There are some decent ones out here...ever try Bare Elegance or 4Play? They are pretty upscale with relatively low mileage considering that it's LA.
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    11 years ago
    Lesbian strippers
    First of all not all dancers are lesbian. I have encountered about 10 in my exploits in stripclubs and believe me i look for them. Most dancers are either straight or bi (or bi-curious) and what does it matter anyways? As long as they sell it for the duration of the song and she's a good actress who the fuck cares? If I refused to get dances from all of the straight dancers that have asked me I would have had a very small pool to select from. Get over it already.
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    11 years ago
    Dancers sitting at the bar
    what sclvr said.
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    11 years ago
    Newbie stripper - extras?
    Funny thing that I have explored most every LA, SFV & SGV club but never ventured into the OC wastelands. Hmmm. Gotta put that on my bucket list. Dancinggal - what club(s) in LA have you worked?
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    11 years ago
    Easy way to pull a stripper from a PL who wants to chat her up?
    Strippers sit and shoot the shit with me for hours at a time often. A lot of guys don't realize that I am a customer and come over and ask for dances. I let the dancer deside what she wants to do-if she asks me if its OK for her to go, I'll usually wait for her to return. If she just gets up and leaves with the guy, then I'm done with her. To be honest I get annoyed if strippers wanna sit with me too long because it ruins my chance of getting other dancer attention.
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    11 years ago
    Giving strippers a fake name?
    lol 59....a good reason not to do it.
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    11 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Language
    Many of the clubs I go to also have dancers that speak very little inglés. So I'll usually just blurt out ¿Bailamos? and see who comes running.
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    11 years ago
    Champagne room??
    No, tumblingd.....but I desperately hope to one day.
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    11 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Lap Dancers, Massages, and Sluts
    ^^^I certainly can't speak for anyone else but the Big O is the reason that I go to LAMP's. I expect the relaxation part afterwards as well.
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    11 years ago
    Champagne room??
    If you can't afford the Champagne room, ask for the Night Train Room or the Thunderbird Room. Much more affordable.
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    11 years ago
    Multiple private dances same visit
    lol joker44! I treat my body like an amusement park. Every ride an E-Ticket one! (thanks, Mrs. Costanza)
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Tina Fey Makes It Rain
    Bwahahahaha! The last 3 seconds are just too funny.
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    11 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Why stay?
    I came for the intel, but stayed for the lolz.
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    11 years ago
    Mixing
    wtf???
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    11 years ago
    Multiple private dances same visit
    Yes - multiple dances with multiple dancers is pretty commonplace for many patrons.
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    11 years ago
    in public
    Nope. I pay good money to go to a VIP room just to ensure that me & my dancer have complete privacy.
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    11 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Medical Advice
    @shadowcat-ouch! That condition looks very painful. I had never heard of such a thing. Oy.
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    11 years ago
    Extras at a place with a reputation of providing no extras?
    lol of course.
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    11 years ago
    JackKash
    New York City
    2013, A Look Back
    If I actually calculated it out I'm sure that I would have an aneurism. I dare not do it.
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    11 years ago
    Club_Goer_Seattle
    Seattle, Washington
    What's the Greatest Criticism You've Actually Told a Dancer to Fer Face?
    I made a dancer cry once by telling her to knock off all of the stripper shit that she was feeding me. I appreciate a good sales pitch but her scam was so over the top that it was embarrassing. I guess coming from me it really upset her. I am not known to be flippant with the chickadees.