Reviews by wallanon

I looked at some of the other reviews before writing this, so my experience doesn't seem to be the norm. However, if it's a bad time for your club to be open then maybe...

For whatever reason, I decided to visit the French Quarter around noon for lunch. The place has strip clubs, so if they were there and open I walked in. Most of them weren't. This...

I've been reading about how Player's Club has gone way down hill. From it's peak? Sure, it's been a little off since its greatest generation aged out or moved on. But it sounded like...

Last time I was in Carolina I thought the clubs were fine. Those where the clubs in Fayetteville and Charlotte. The clubs in Raleigh and Durham weren't terrible but weren't that good. They still...

I'll start off by saying this is a club to avoid unless you fit a very specific demographic. Reminds me of the house clubs in DC. I was there late on a Saturday, mainly...

The second I saw this club I remembered it and it took me doubling back to actually walk in. The place is actually not a total dump, but it looks pretty sketchy from the...

So going back years I have not been a fan of the Scores brand. It's not on the people who work at the club, it's more the premium you know you're going to pay...

Secrets is on the corner of one block. Sharky's is on the next block one way, and Sparky's is on the next block the other way. I've been to both, but not on this...

Sugar's is a popular club in San Antonio. I get why it's popular. The dancers tend to be among the better looking in town, and give a good stage show and grind in the...

There is some consistency that you find with the name Rick's Cabaret. That is a good thing, and having a decent brand identity can also be a good thing. Between a typical Rick's and...

If I give a straight up review, it's a place to avoid. In some towns this is the type of spot you end up in because there aren't other options to get the clubbing...

So this place used to be called the Wild Zebra. I never went there under its old name because it always sounded terrible. Got tired of the Palace, and this place is on the...

This place is not really one to recommend for the ambiance, but if you put some time in you will find some good points. The $7 beer I bought was not one of them....

I'd like to tell you about all the girls I saw, and did I see a few. The hostess, the bartender, and even the DJ. All girls. The DJ was kind of an unfriendly...

This is the best club overall in town. At least during the day. I've been there a couple of times at night, but mostly day shift. When I want an experience that's laid back...

Follies is one of the most talked about clubs on the boards, mainly because it's the home club of one of the most prolific posters in the TUSCL forums. I had been to Atlanta...

I was driving down I-10 on a business trip and saw a billboard for a strip club off the next exit. Spur of the moment, I said if the club was right off the...

There is nothing particularly wrong with Palace Mens Club. It just isn't my type of place. It is a little bright with the lighting, unusually bright for a strip club. There is one stage,...

By now I know which clubs I like around San Antonio, and when in town that's where I go. But I also get bored, so I added XTC and a couple of other clubs...

This club is close to the airport, basically a couple of blocks away with a quick drive up the "frontage road" that runs along the Interstate loop. I like the club, but not that...

This site has seen a few upgrades since I was writing reviews from time to time. According to the note up at the top of the review form, the last time I wrote a...

There have been a lot of clubs I've been to in the past few years I haven't managed to review. Lots of unfinished reviews, including for this place. I get to San Antonio from...

A nice little stop across the river from most of the clubs. They'll get on stage here. At Maxim they actually served me a drink! And they let me buy girls a...

Mysteriously cheaper than the other clubs with comparable girls. But why question? This club wasn't on my list. But after crossing two canals on foot and the place I was...