Reviews by wallanon

Got here late on a Monday, not long before closing time. Went by Snooty Fox first, but with their dance prices being redonculous this club might’ve been the better bet in Colorado Springs. Hard to…

Technology giveth. Technology taketh away. When I left Femme Nu after a very uneven experience in their VIP, I opted to leave the car where it was and start walking toward Ballerina’s and Club Rock-Za.…

This club was down an alley. No kidding down an alley, and if I’d gone any later I might not have walked all the way down there from where I parked. It looked somewhat residential,…

The club is in a row of businesses like a storefront. A lot of clubs in downtown Montreal were set up that way. Parking around this club isn’t great, but I was there on dayshift…

So Montreal is in Quebec. And Quebec is a little French. Some places around Montreal are cool if you’re not into the “Parlez-vous français?” situation. Other places are not. There was a weird little white…

Part 1 - Does Parking Really Get Its Own Paragraph? I was approaching this club on Kapiolani Boulevard from the other side of the street, and there was so much crap parallel parked I couldn’t make…

Club was empty except for me and one other customer at the bar. Four guys walked out right before I walked in, so I figured I hit at the right time or would have had…

I’ll do you one better. Why was the Spectacle? As in, why is it there? The place looked like a park n’ fight food hut on the outside, with a shiny diner look on the…

Intro - The Basics This club was a TUSCLers paradise. Not because it is an amazing venue. It's not terrible, but not remotely upscale. But what's nice about it is there's room to break out into…

This club is to the west of the airport. It wasn’t that easy to get to from downtown because of all the construction around town. Maybe it’s better now. This place is also a neighborhood…

Club Wanda had table dances for $10 Canadian. A No Touch table dance, but it wasn't actually that bad. Was told that the 15 minute VIP dance cost 75 Canadian dollars. I kept asking if…

For what was a quick in and out visit for this upstairs club, not much stood out. At least in a good way. Club Downtown gets more hype than the other clubs around, but I…

This is a big town with a small club scene. So small I saw multiple dancers at multiple clubs in a few days of each other. When you make a habit of popping up all…

This place is a locals only spot in the middle of a town that might as well be the middle of nowhere. The streets aren’t really lit that well, and I drove past the pub…

TL;DR - HiLiter wasn't exactly what I was expecting, but was still elite in terms of talent-to-mileage available. Good value on drinks and dances. It’s not the most accessible of clubs to out of towners,…

This place is more like a neighborhood bar, possibly a dive bar, but run professionally. Many TUSCLers would feel uncomfortable here. If you’re not OK with black people, or places where you might run into…

The last time I wrote about Mens Club I said Sugar's was better. Sugar's was having an especially good run at the time, but all in all I would still prefer the business model at…

Honolulu, Hawaii has a reputation for its clubs not being that great for visitors. That reputation is well earned. I wouldn’t say that the clubs here suck, but a first visit is going to be…

Rick’s in San Antonio is a club that requires time to fully appreciate. On my last couple of visits a couple of years back, I didn’t stay long because there just wasn’t anything which caught…

Lap Club. It was visible from the doorway of Club Femme Nu as I was chatting with the bouncers about where to walk and get more cash. I hadn’t really been carrying that much cash…

$5 to go back for the peep how...except I didn’t bother to go back because the guy manning the desk in the video store said there were no girls there. No show. He also didn’t…

Oh no! Such a nice looking club with such a bad looking lineup. Not sure what else to say about it. I walked in around 7 on a Friday. Nobody was manning the door so…

Club is very large with entrances on both sides. The side facing the main street has no parking, and the club shares a parking lot with a department store and other strip mall tenants on…

First things first, the people who post reviews on TUSCL need to get a grip on themselves. This club is nowhere near as bad as people would have readers believe. Some of the reviews this…

$20 entry fee at 1:30-ish am on a Sunday. I almost walked away, but figured what the hey and paid it. Nice mileage for $1s and $2s stageside full nude. This place had several hot…