Reviews

A girl named Scarlett was at the bar when I walked in. Young but interesting enough to talk with. 2 beers for $6. Bartender put the second beer in a pitcher of ice. Trinity walked…

Got here late on a Monday, not long before closing time. Went by Snooty Fox first, but with their dance prices being redonculous this club might’ve been the better bet in Colorado Springs. Hard to…

Technology giveth. Technology taketh away. When I left Femme Nu after a very uneven experience in their VIP, I opted to leave the car where it was and start walking toward Ballerina’s and Club Rock-Za.…

This club was down an alley. No kidding down an alley, and if I’d gone any later I might not have walked all the way down there from where I parked. It looked somewhat residential,…

The club is in a row of businesses like a storefront. A lot of clubs in downtown Montreal were set up that way. Parking around this club isn’t great, but I was there on dayshift…

So Montreal is in Quebec. And Quebec is a little French. Some places around Montreal are cool if you’re not into the “Parlez-vous français?” situation. Other places are not. There was a weird little white…

Part 1 - Does Parking Really Get Its Own Paragraph?

I was approaching this club on Kapiolani Boulevard from the other side of the street, and there was so much crap parallel parked I couldn’t make…

Club was empty except for me and one other customer at the bar. Four guys walked out right before I walked in, so I figured I hit at the right time or would have had…

I’ll do you one better. Why was the Spectacle? As in, why is it there? The place looked like a park n’ fight food hut on the outside, with a shiny diner look on the…

Intro - The Basics

This club was a TUSCLers paradise. Not because it is an amazing venue. It's not terrible, but not remotely upscale. But what's nice about it is there's room to break out into…

This club is to the west of the airport. It wasn’t that easy to get to from downtown because of all the construction around town. Maybe it’s better now. This place is also a neighborhood…

Club Wanda had table dances for $10 Canadian. A No Touch table dance, but it wasn't actually that bad. Was told that the 15 minute VIP dance cost 75 Canadian dollars. I kept asking if…