Seen a Lot Worse

First things first, the people who post reviews on TUSCL need to get a grip on themselves. This club is nowhere near as bad as people would have readers believe. Some of the reviews this year were so overwrought they deserved a dramatic reading. But since there was so much whining about it I felt compelled to stop in here when I only had enough time to visit one club. So I say to myself, I could just go back to PT’s All Nude again like I do every time and pick out a passable to dancer to fuck around with or I can go to Club X and see what all the fuss is about. The recent reviews say the mini-lappers are back at stageside at PT’s, so that was bit of a tough call, but I went to Club X because it’s boring to keep going back to the same clubs over and over again unless they’re Follies or some other sure thing. I was in Baltimore a while back and skipped Players Club to go to Millstream Inn, so the whole strip club world is upside down anyway.

Nikki was a slim chocolate dancer with a rock hard ass and nice moves. $20 topless dance was well worth it. Her floor game needs some work, though. Strawberry was on her first day and was cute but wasn't quite sure that's the direction I want to go in for the evening. Club has one stage to the left of the bar. Rectangular, counter height with cafeteria style chairs organized around it. There was a lot of chatter back and forth between girls on stage and the others hanging out around the club. No a lot of custies to break up the monotony. They're also serving drinks. Most talent on hand was not prime time, but the girls all seemed friendly and they were supporting each other at the stage so it's cool.

Dancers put in some work on stage, but there are not many lappers to be seen. Reviews were accurate about one couch in the back, and it seems like dudes share it. But the night I was there they had one of the small schoolhouse chairs from the stage pulled off on the side. I started my dances in that chair and it was fine. I think there was an exterior door, something like an emergency exit in that little nook where they have the dances. Wonder if anyone has been knocked through by an aggressive dancer. That’d be a funny blooper reel moment. The songs are from the Jukebox, so there's no one there cutting them short. But if you happen to be getting dances when a dancer puts on Frank Sinatra or some shit like that you're going to end up SOL with a really short dance.