Reviews by wallanon

My expectations were guarded about this club. HiLiter had been gobs of fun, but still a bit of a letdown (it would have been better in its heyday I’m sure). This is going to sound…

The club was easy to find. Had plenty of parking on a Friday day shift. No cover. The club was nice on the inside. It was actually the nicest of the 5 clubs I saw…

Club was easy to find, but the parking lot is right off an intersection so it's a bit of a funky turn. The entrance is a little strange, too. There isn't a lobby, per se…

"I believe that bear was wearing people's clothes." - Josh Faraday (The Magnificent 7) 9:30 pm. On a Monday. I'm going to skip to the end because I have too many reviews to write to spend a…

Luna was the dancer on stage when I sat down in a stageside couch. Brunette cutie, responded to tips but was all business. She was followed up by a redhead with tats and glasses who's…

This club is in Laval, just North of Montreal island. There’s a huge sign. You can’t miss it, which is the only reason I went here since it wasn’t on TUSCL at the time. I…

This club is in a nondescript building in an industrial part of town. I almost drove by it even with a GPS. The parking lot is small, but it was mid-afternoon on a Friday so…

This club was the second and final stop in Augusta because there are only two clubs. It is around the corner from Discotheque, just off a main street. The emcee/bouncer was manning the door, and…

I had very, very low expectations for the is club. All of them were exceeded. Sometimes I think that people buy way too much into rumors on whether a town is good or bad for…

Dj Thought He Was The Star Of The Show. Fuck That Guy. Cost His Dancers $$$. Memphis, Tennessee. Saffron was a black dancer who was friendly, tall and pretty. Kimber was a veteran blonde dancer. She…

Indifferent review on what was a dud of a visit. She screams at the top of her lungs, in a dramatic reenactment of how those horse fucking bitches sound in the videos online. Shrieks like…

Took the I-40 westbound from downtown Memphis to the “Gentleman”. Great name for a horrible club. Unless you happen to be someone very comfortable with hoodrats, or could possibly be mistaken for a thug or…

Terry was managing the place. Irresistible was getting ready. Three girls were reportedly on shift. Too bad none of them were dressed or working the floor. The club is much bigger on the inside, and…

Teresa, Teasey, and Sky were there. All playful and were ready for some fun. Kim was the bartender, and she was pretty fine. I almost didn’t get a chance to meet them. The parking lot…

Incidentally, this is my 350th review on TUSCL. It’s also the 300th different strip club I’ve reviewed on TUSCL. I’ve seen a lot more clubs, hundreds more, but used to be hit and miss with…

This is a review of the Toy Chest parking lot and the very cool gesture by their parking attendant. BTW - please don’t fire that guy. He’s cool people. So I drive up and park.…

I’ve reviewed this place before. Drinks prices are still reasonable. Daily specials. Dances are still $5 on dayshift, but maybe not every day? Used to be it was $5 per song on days and $10…

This is reputed to be the best strip club in Huntsville. From my experience I’d agree with that. Out of the clubs I saw, the second place club was not that close on the wall-o-meter.…

This club seemed a little tiny. Some places look bigger on the inside. This place seemed smaller. Went here on a Monday night. The girls were not that inspiring, there were only qa few customers including…

Got here very late. They were still charging a cover. $10 cover charge at a little past 4 in the morning. Yes. That's ballsy. Walked in and the place was bare. If there has been…

Men's Club used to be my preferred Club in San Antonio. It probably still could be, but I need to figure out which of the current lineup I like. My last two visits, one day…

Let me tell you this upfront. This is a dancer-owned and operated club. Meaning, the former dancer known as Raven who owns the place, tends the bar, and named the place after herself is very…

This was the first club I hit on my tour of 8 mile. Decided to drive East to West since I was on that side of town. So all that meant really is that I…

Part 1: Wall tries to park a car... After seeing an assortment of clubs ranging from pretty good to stuff I scrape off my shoe bad, finally got here. Tried to park around the side so…

Parked a couple of blocks over and walked up to the club. This nutty thing about Detroit clubs is several of them insisted on doing valet parking. This club didn’t, so that was an automatic…