Comments by wallanon (page 10)

"I take it this is the boards way of telling me I'm posting too often, or just a bad topic" Nobody said that. I've been to the clubs in Huntsville and thought they were pretty good considering how small a city it is. It's a shame that prudes has to step in and make it more difficult to enjoy them.

Mr. Monger has barely been here that long himself. He's just a poseur lol. But this TUSCL forum isn't the Reddit stripclubs bunny slopes, so the expectation is to that you'll at least make the attempt to try and find out if your topic has been talked about recently. Welcome to TUSCL.

So this is now officially some kind of science experiment. Let us know when the paper is published lol.

Now maybe the Seattle homers will acknowledge that a "real" strip club is serving alcohol.

Dancers wear pasties in Huntsville now? That's why mongers can't have nice things. And some of you dudes will go to your graves swearing all the dirt posted online doesn't mean anything because "everybody knows" what goes on. People having access to sordid details and caring enough to do something about it are two different things. When you get a pissed off constituent who's karened enough to mobilize then the little things like coco club on railroad let's you stick it in trixie's ass on stage starts to matter. "I generally am a by the book guy in real life." Respectfully no one here really cares, which I'm sure you've gathered in the decade you've been reading here. We're not here to judge you. Plus this board is full of hypocrites because half the people bounce around labeling themselves a certain way then go boinking anything in a skirt...which is counter to their supposed views.

The cost of a dance is the cost of a dance. If a girl walked up to me and said what goldmongerATL heard, if she's hot enough and I'm bored enough I might just "challenge" her to a single dance. Some dancers will refuse and say sorry I only do VIP. Others will take that challenge and it's awkwardly fun to watch them try and back up their smack just to get cut off at one dance. Or rarely it ends up being actually a quality set. That's me being on topic. Now for the mopey emo moody awkward girl who's just not lighting my fire...if she passes the pants test (or again if I'm bored enough) I'll take a flyer on her. $20 or $30 is nothing to find out if you're the customer who turned her shift around. I don't know how many dancers didn't seem that great who ended up blowing my mind (and ya know other stuff).

Dude you could've posted a six or seven part series. Let's calm down about the downvotes because at least they read it. Since it got some positive comments maybe I'll do that some day that isn't today. I'm procrastinating but I'm not that bored.

How do we upvote downvotes?

There are vowels on either side of the "i" on your keyboard that help make words. New rule. Tired people aren't allowed to post after midnight lol.

"I don’t have a 20 year naked girl hiding in my frig." Somewhere an Internet troll senses an opportunity...not even a question lol.

The word you're looking for is "Seattle" and those clubs did just fine without alcohol.

Irving's was legendary. Rough crowd but there was so much tail to be had there. Now that I'm older I realize how great the place was even if it was ratchet before the world knew what ratchet was lol. I thought the various forms of Fuego were ok (the Fuego days were the best when they were just starting to charge for the vip row off on the side and the room in the back) but that location was a pita to get to and the parking was always ass. My friends were always higher on it than I was.

I don't get drunk in clubs anymore. Still have fun.

Maybe you offended one of her ugly club friends.

Hank's point about the IRL identity situation was also my initial thought, but I didn't want your first reply to be a gigantic wet blanket lol. I'm not as emphatic about the creepiness factor because I've asked girls I see to do stuff they're not 100% cool with. It's always their choice, but it may be a condition of them ever coming back again. Such is life. Please direct all stone throwing away from my brittle-ass house...

Perhaps that's an event for a certain VIP to make a special guest appearance?

I was today days old when I learned that "stuck in the dryer" is an actual thing. If motorhead's new cleaning lady needs that kinda help then I suppose he'd just have to ask "wwgtd?"...

In parts of the country where Cuban dancers are in bigger numbers, they have a recognizable playbook where they promise a lot, are not subtle about it, and most of the time deliver on what they said (or the phone said lol). They drive a hard bargain, but can also be bargained with. Just be aware that haggling over Google translate can take more effort than you're looking for and provide comedy in unexpected ways. I'm not the biggest fan of their tactics but also get they're trying to make a living with limited options. I'd imagine my whole approach to clubbing would be different if my early days of ITC-only with less cash had a bunch of hot n' horny Cubans (who let's be honest are often among the hottest girls on the floor) in the mix.

YOLO...but yes. Everyone on the planet is a work in progress.

Thanks, shadowcat. There's a pretty hot selection of Cubans in my local clubs so if I'm nearby I'd check it out.

"Any insight is appreciated!" Don't blow your money at home. Or even near home if you don't travel that much. That local tail isn't going anywhere and you can get it anytime. Daytona Beach wasn't that great when I tried those clubs, but all you need is one girl who does what you like to win. People on the boards have been saying Jacksonville clubs took a hit but again all it takes is one. If it were me, with that budget it's Tampa or Cocoa Beach ftw.

"you should never go to the SC when you're in a bad mood." I'd tweak that a bit to say don't go if you're going to stay in a bad mood. Probably 80% of the experience you get out of a dancer you've just met is determined by your energy not hers. If I can tell I'm probably not going to care enough to put my game face on when it matters then I won't go. To me it's not a matter of getting horned up. The right girl will solve that instantly. It's about whether I'll be motivated enough to get a dancer who doesn't know me and doesn't have to bring her A game to decides it's worth her time if I spend on her. Obviously if she's the type who'd jump a tree then just have a pulse and a dollar and you're fine, but we're not talking about them lol.

So how close is Vivide to the old Follies? I know this has been talked about already but since that set up has been there a while I was thinking about checking it out. Is Vivide just the best bet there is in town or is it a destination club like Follies used to be?

"how do you make your trips to the strip club more enjoyable?" To converse energy introverts could make dancers approach instead of going up to them. They could have two or three go to questions that seem to get dancers really talking so they could mostly just listen. They could pick one or two dancers who are their favorites for that visit and focus solely on getting time with them, including telling other dancers they're waiting on them. When buying a drink they could discreetly ask if there are dancers in the back matching a certain description. That might get the girls you'd like out faster. Stuff like that.

"I forced myself to learn some extrovert behaviours years ago." I'm kinda like the opposite. It's actually really easy for me to be around people and talk but I've learned to be more reserved over time. Life is easier that way and I'm lazy lol.