well if she has a friend that's a thick pawg and you need someone to take her attention away from you so you can focus on your pick then i'll be more than willing to volunteer. so yeah pass me the pawg whilst you attempt to smash your 10.
I prefer a more natural look (no shade because my almost ATF has had work done but it looks natural) but I could see myself going for that ITC. OTC I'm not sure.
in all honesty dude you can find just as good if not better at the bowling alley. and it won't cost you what those dubai sheiks pay to caca on that poor girl.
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Puddy Tat, as a fellow felid, I am disappointed in you. Not for your negative evaluation of skinny female with two silicone-based life forms attached to her chest. Almost everybody is put off by that shit. Hell, even Skifredo is put off by that female and he’s a total gimboid.
No…this rick’s issue is the weird “trans-looking face” comment. Makes you seem obsessed with trannies and that isn’t a good look for a felid. It is clear that the skinny female in OP’s link never had a penis. Can’t you just focus on the off-putting fact that she established a symbiosis with the silicone-based life forms as part of a clear effort to attract a rich Arab that will fly her to Dubai and do unspeakable things to her? That should be enough. ROAR!!!
I don't know if I would kick her out of bed, but I certainly would put a lot of effort into getting her into bed. If she asked if I wanted a dance, I'd probably say no unless it was a real bad day talent wise. On an average day, the clubs around here have several girls I'd take over her in a heartbeat.
For those who like that look, there's a girl who looks very similar at Cheetah Pompano. Slightly less lip filler, but same too big for her frame fake tits, same unnatural looking hip and ass augmentations, very slim waist. The girl at cheetah has a prettier face though, as she hasn't messed with it surgically like this one.
Like 25 said, on top of the excessive surgery, those photos are very obviously pretty heavily retouched/filtered. I strongly suspect its not a pretty picture with less flattering lighting and without the benefit of photoshop.
@rickthelion - lucky you, all you have to deal with is "shaggy mane" or "no mane." With that amount of plastic surgery, she could have started as your friend the coconut crab and we would be none the wiser. As is, there is something masculine about those facial contours. HISS!!!
The question is not whether she's your ideal type, your soulmate, wife material, if you want to have an intelligent conversation with her, or even if you think she'd be great at fucking. Given she's a 10/10, it's pretty likely that her skills in the fucking department are lacking. But that's not the question.
The question is whether you'd smash her. If you actually had the chance with no repercussions, and say "no", then your biology has some crossed wires and your lineage is doomed. Your sperm is begging to swim up in there and mix with some of that pristine DNA. Yeah, it's been altered by surgery and of course pics are P.S.'d, but without that she's still clearly a beautiful woman.
No, I don't prefer C MM's. No, I don't like the bleached blonde hair and prefer darker natural skin. Yes, I prefer about 5% more body fat and don't want to see her abs. But give me a fucking break .. "no I wouldn't fuck her" .. then you just don't prefer pussy.
The question is simply "Smash or Pass?" There is no mention of the removal of any repercussions or similar items from the equation.
And what makes you think her DNA is pristine? There's so much surgery and photoshop at play here I have zero confidence this girl's DNA is any more pristine than the web footed daughter of two meth head cousins from a trailer park near Chernobyl. Hell, with all that plastic If the location on those photos was Bankok instead of Dubai I might have doubts it was even a she.
"Given she's a 10/10, it's pretty likely that her skills in the fucking department are lacking. But that's not the question."
This kind of conversation isn't going anywhere because it's a forum with guys who can get with 8's and 9's pretty much on demand...with the occasional 10 when spotted. If there are a bunch of 10's around because they live near elite tourist zones then they can get those on the regular, too. This is not the "only see hot chicks on the Internet and TV" bunch so it's a tough crowd.
Why so many panties in a twist over other men having different tastes in women?
If I hadn't gotten off in two weeks and she was like "ohh yes, take me, give me all of it!", I would. I think most of us here would shag a land whale in that case. But if she were the only girl even in a $100 guaranteed extras club, I'd walk out.
Puddy_Tat said, “I think most of us here would shag a land whale…”
Good point my felid brother. I mean really…every female is doable given enough help from my buds Jack and Johnnie. I guess it takes a cat to be totally honest about things like that. ROAR!!!
There’s no right or wrong opinion - this ain’t the MacNeil/Lehrer report.
But if I were a medieval king and one of you guys were my emissary to pick a princess from another kingdom for a political marriage, I’d probably have to chop your fucking head off because you brought back some fat chick.
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good looking older girl. I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers ...
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well if she has a friend that's a thick pawg and you need someone to take her attention away from you so you can focus on your pick then i'll be more than willing to volunteer. so yeah pass me the pawg whilst you attempt to smash your 10.
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^ Deal! Now all we have to do is fly to Dubai and win her away from some Saudi prince billionaire.
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Smash
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I prefer a more natural look (no shade because my almost ATF has had work done but it looks natural) but I could see myself going for that ITC. OTC I'm not sure.
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There was a time I’d smash but I bet those tits feel like bowling balls. So pass
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I like bowling
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Up close with good lighting, not staged, and in person I very much doubt she looks as good as in this retouched photo
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lol - how bad could she be?
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53,
in all honesty dude you can find just as good if not better at the bowling alley. and it won't cost you what those dubai sheiks pay to caca on that poor girl.
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Love the tiny waist but the tits are too big for that frame. And like Motörhead said they probably have no give at all.
Don’t get me wrong if she said wanna dance in the club I’m not saying no. So she’s a smash but not a 10.
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I mean, would smash, but she's been airbrushed and plastic surgeoned so much she's not a 10 to me
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Love that she's fit, blonde, and has a thin waist. The man-made bolt-ons I could do with out, same with those almost certainly augmented lips.
In spite of that criticism I'd be lying if I said I would pass. Definitely smash.
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“ I like bowling “
I thought the exact same thing…
She’s like a Kardashian, way too many surgeries put her over the edge, 15 surgeries ago.
I see someone mentioned this broad is 53.
Here’s a link to all the 53 year old actresses. I’d take Jennifer Connelly over this one in a heartbeat!
famousbirthdays.com
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Pass, definitely. Plastic face, plastic boobs, male jaw, anorexic abs, definitely not my type. Doesn't look feminine enough for me.
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Foolish for me to judge, 'cause she is better looking than me. However, I have zero interest in that. Too plastic. Midriff of a Komodo dragon.
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Pass, too plastic
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Hard pass, for all the reasons just mentioned.
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"Smash or pass" is a low bar for anyone here, and she still doesn't clear it. I'd turn her down for dances if she were the only girl in the club.
(I like my women like I like my coffee, dark and full-bodied.)
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No thank you.
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Puddy Tat, as a fellow felid, I am disappointed in you. Not for your negative evaluation of skinny female with two silicone-based life forms attached to her chest. Almost everybody is put off by that shit. Hell, even Skifredo is put off by that female and he’s a total gimboid.
No…this rick’s issue is the weird “trans-looking face” comment. Makes you seem obsessed with trannies and that isn’t a good look for a felid. It is clear that the skinny female in OP’s link never had a penis. Can’t you just focus on the off-putting fact that she established a symbiosis with the silicone-based life forms as part of a clear effort to attract a rich Arab that will fly her to Dubai and do unspeakable things to her? That should be enough. ROAR!!!
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I don't know if I would kick her out of bed, but I certainly would put a lot of effort into getting her into bed. If she asked if I wanted a dance, I'd probably say no unless it was a real bad day talent wise. On an average day, the clubs around here have several girls I'd take over her in a heartbeat.
For those who like that look, there's a girl who looks very similar at Cheetah Pompano. Slightly less lip filler, but same too big for her frame fake tits, same unnatural looking hip and ass augmentations, very slim waist. The girl at cheetah has a prettier face though, as she hasn't messed with it surgically like this one.
Like 25 said, on top of the excessive surgery, those photos are very obviously pretty heavily retouched/filtered. I strongly suspect its not a pretty picture with less flattering lighting and without the benefit of photoshop.
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@rickthelion - lucky you, all you have to deal with is "shaggy mane" or "no mane." With that amount of plastic surgery, she could have started as your friend the coconut crab and we would be none the wiser. As is, there is something masculine about those facial contours. HISS!!!
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damn the copium
The question is not whether she's your ideal type, your soulmate, wife material, if you want to have an intelligent conversation with her, or even if you think she'd be great at fucking. Given she's a 10/10, it's pretty likely that her skills in the fucking department are lacking. But that's not the question.
The question is whether you'd smash her. If you actually had the chance with no repercussions, and say "no", then your biology has some crossed wires and your lineage is doomed. Your sperm is begging to swim up in there and mix with some of that pristine DNA. Yeah, it's been altered by surgery and of course pics are P.S.'d, but without that she's still clearly a beautiful woman.
No, I don't prefer C MM's. No, I don't like the bleached blonde hair and prefer darker natural skin. Yes, I prefer about 5% more body fat and don't want to see her abs. But give me a fucking break .. "no I wouldn't fuck her" .. then you just don't prefer pussy.
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^ ha ha - well put, sir !
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Smash. The question wasn't: would you wife her?" We are not talking about for life, we are just talking for tonight.
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The question is simply "Smash or Pass?" There is no mention of the removal of any repercussions or similar items from the equation.
And what makes you think her DNA is pristine? There's so much surgery and photoshop at play here I have zero confidence this girl's DNA is any more pristine than the web footed daughter of two meth head cousins from a trailer park near Chernobyl. Hell, with all that plastic If the location on those photos was Bankok instead of Dubai I might have doubts it was even a she.
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"Given she's a 10/10, it's pretty likely that her skills in the fucking department are lacking. But that's not the question."
This kind of conversation isn't going anywhere because it's a forum with guys who can get with 8's and 9's pretty much on demand...with the occasional 10 when spotted. If there are a bunch of 10's around because they live near elite tourist zones then they can get those on the regular, too. This is not the "only see hot chicks on the Internet and TV" bunch so it's a tough crowd.
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Why so many panties in a twist over other men having different tastes in women?
If I hadn't gotten off in two weeks and she was like "ohh yes, take me, give me all of it!", I would. I think most of us here would shag a land whale in that case. But if she were the only girl even in a $100 guaranteed extras club, I'd walk out.
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Silly question. Smash, at least once.
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I see someone that is perfect for others, but that I have no interest in at all. Manly face, ugly oversized breasts, too fake looking.
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Puddy_Tat said, “I think most of us here would shag a land whale…”
Good point my felid brother. I mean really…every female is doable given enough help from my buds Jack and Johnnie. I guess it takes a cat to be totally honest about things like that. ROAR!!!
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Oh the one word answer?
Mine is “NO”
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There’s no right or wrong opinion - this ain’t the MacNeil/Lehrer report.
But if I were a medieval king and one of you guys were my emissary to pick a princess from another kingdom for a political marriage, I’d probably have to chop your fucking head off because you brought back some fat chick.
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"I think most of us here would shag a land whale in that case."
my dick shrivels in the presence of land whales. it would have to be a whoooole lot longer than 2 weeks to fuck a land whale.
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@5footguy - number of days, number of drinks, skill with the ol' internet porn and hand lotion...I'm sure there's a mathematical equation.
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Pass, this is my idea of someone else's 10. Way too much plastic, would even decline if it was free.
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No.
I might watch (briefly) someone else smash her to see if her expression ever changed.
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Nope. Too much bodywork for my taste.
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Na I don't like that type at all. I feel like a lot guys out there do though.
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85% Smashin'
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