Top 40 is Back!
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
I am irrationally obsessed with these rankings. What do you all think of the new ratings now that this feature is back?
I've noticed founder is now weighting on past 12 months, I think it used to be 18 months. With that change, Chicago club is still at the top, and Hong Kong moves up to second. I think previously HK had dropped as low as number 4 or 5 on the list.
I'm always rooting for HK to move back up into number 1. First because I think although it's pricier than Chicago, it's still a consistently better experience at HK. And, the fact that it was number 1 was what convinced me I needed to at least try it out a few years ago, now I'm obsessed with that club.
Kandy's Adult Playground in Waterford, PA is inexplicably at number 4, so the list is not without other flaws. Another flaw - Landing Strip in Detroit should have made the cut but at least Flight Club is back, I think it had dropped off the list too, so that's good.
Anyway, it's still a pretty good list. If you wanted to research best clubs to visit it's not a bad place to start.
And one note for @Founder - links to the clubs from all the top 40 lists are currently going to "/listing/undefined", something you might want to fix.
I've noticed founder is now weighting on past 12 months, I think it used to be 18 months. With that change, Chicago club is still at the top, and Hong Kong moves up to second. I think previously HK had dropped as low as number 4 or 5 on the list.
I'm always rooting for HK to move back up into number 1. First because I think although it's pricier than Chicago, it's still a consistently better experience at HK. And, the fact that it was number 1 was what convinced me I needed to at least try it out a few years ago, now I'm obsessed with that club.
Kandy's Adult Playground in Waterford, PA is inexplicably at number 4, so the list is not without other flaws. Another flaw - Landing Strip in Detroit should have made the cut but at least Flight Club is back, I think it had dropped off the list too, so that's good.
Anyway, it's still a pretty good list. If you wanted to research best clubs to visit it's not a bad place to start.
And one note for @Founder - links to the clubs from all the top 40 lists are currently going to "/listing/undefined", something you might want to fix.
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I don't see anything very compelling in the recent reviews. I remain skeptical. I don't know Claudia, though.
It's pretty easy to get to. The area feels safe, it's not some downtown club. Giant, well lit, free parking lot. Good beer taps. Fully nude, serves beer, pretty intimate stage seating. Pretty white girls with a lot of natural blondes, less tattoos than other parts of the country. Pretty affordable overall, and the lap dances I got involved a good grind.
As far as I know it's not an extras club, but it does a lot of things well that aren't extras related.
I know we get badmouthed for being close to TJ but not TJ. But honestly, the value is there, likely because of across the border competition and the overall sex trade keeping prices down. Cheetahs hasn't really raised prices at all since before covid. It's not an extras factory like City of Industry, but for guys who want to see attractive naked women and get a decent contact lap dance from any girl they choose, it's not bad. It again does a lot of the non-extras stuff well, including parking and the bathroom. Night shift is more of a club, but again, if you want to spend $20 to see some hot naked girls dance on stage on a weekend night, there are far worse values out there when Chipotle is over $10.
Because which clubs offer extras can shift gradually over time and keeping track of that is a ball-ache.
Finally, in the majority of places what we consider to be extras are illegal. So, are you so fucking stupid that your simultaneously asking (A) that TUSCL carry the liability of not just documenting but actually ranking illegal activities and (B) that TUSCL potentially provide both cops and/or news media with the best places to go for either a bust or a salacious expose story on the evening news?
Mileage definitely is A factor in considering a club. People who post on this board clearly are more milage motivated than the larger pool that writes reviews, and it's clear that pool of mongers considers factors like perceived safety and especially girl hotness.
I've been to Synn in COI a couple of times. Available mileage is great. Extras are widely available. They are not cheap, at least from what I was quoted. The club itself, while not quite a "dump" still feels dingy. And the girls on the whole are mostly nickels, without a dime in sight.
Most dudes don't want air dances, but there's something to be said for mid tier mileage, especially places where you know if you take any random girl to VIP you're going to get a good grind and be able to touch her tits and ass. The vibe I've gotten is at extras clubs a lot of the girls aren't excited to sell non extras dances, anything under $200-300 is a waste of their time.
So KOD may well be the best club (and possibly even has the best mileage) for any club in the twin cities area. The majority of people reviewing it highly just haven't been to Tijuana yet, IMHO, lol.
That's how I account for some of these that made the list anyway (same thing for Kandy's.)
I'll have to take JamesSD's word on Cheetah's. That one stuck out the most for me. I can't imagine flying all the way to SAN for a biz trip and going to Cheetahs versus sneaking across the border. But to each his own...
I don’t know if founder weights the categories, but the ratings are based on the club facilities, attractiveness of the girls and “value.” Nothing about mileage, though most would lump it in as a part of value. Others might be talking about cheap beer.
Whatever. Don’t like founder’s system? Come up with your own list, as many others have done before and posted to the forum.
And, because I like extras, I'd rather that TUSCL not post an obvious shopping list for the news media and cops. That's the sort of dumb shit we can easily avoid.
I think these top 40 list is going to be more volatile with a 12 month window versus 18 months, that makes it more fun to follow.
So you're right about garbage in, garbage out, to some extent. But to some extent using the averages adds a degree of objectivity to a completely subjective assessment. It's not perfect but I'm still irrationally interested in it.
And @25, you're not wrong, downtime and downed features here can't be helping with the traffic and that would definitely add volatility because one funky rating hits harder. I empathize with founder here because running a social media site is a lot of work and it seems like he's flying this ship solo.
With regards to Desire being clearly better than Foxy Lady and Boardroom, I disagree with @manuelleabore, but I know that we focus on different things in our visits.