Comments by wallanon (page 9)

"You are supposed to pound these whores, not date them" There's nothing wrong with being friends if you happen to meet a few you'd like as friends.

"I simply cannot imagine having to hide anything from her." That's not a bad way to go. If I ever get the urge to try the domestic thing again I'm going in with my hobby stuff known.

He can bury his former life next to his balls.

Actually faking his own death could be a way out if he doesn't need his identity lol...

Or since you probably won't actually establish relationship boundaries talk to one of your good friends about being your phone runner lol.

"Seems my SO of several years is insisting I share my location with her on my iPhone since she shares hers with me (which I never asked her to do.)" Tell your SO of several years to fuck off. You should've set up those boundaries when she offered to share her location with you.

"I had a friend successfully take a stripper on a trip to Miami with him." Since I didn't feel like copying and pasting that whole post I'll just leave that there. The rest of what TCabot described about his friend's experience was not success. It was the opposite of success. It's what happens when dumbass marks try things they shouldn't with strippers. He's lucky she didn't completely ditch him until it was time for him to carry her bags and fly back home. But give the dude a little credit...at least he had enough balls to try and actually got a girl interested enough to use him for a free trip.

Is this still going? Because whodey has also bagged this chick I was being polite, but aside from the basic facts that could be summed up in a couple sentences seriously nobody cares about your OP trauma or reasons you have for oversharing your grievances. You posted your warning, OP. Thanks. Now when guys around Lexington have their dicks fall off and livers explode they have a place to start (other than themselves for fucking random drug addicts hookers in the first place). This is what PMs are for.

Palace in San Antonio, TX has a cigar lounge.

"I also plan to run state and federal background checks if I get to point of booking a ticket." Why?

"I realize I should go more to get a regular and unlock OTC opportunities with dancers." It's not frequency it's quality. That sounds like bullshit, and up until I got women who probably should have said no to say yes I'd have called it that. What you need to do is get her number and set expectations of when you'll be back. If neither of you flake then things could work...if she flakes at first and you don't it could still work lol.

Did the guy leave a note? Through the grapevine, huh. Dancers know shit about so many people the great ones are like a Hood Heidi Fleiss.

I think it depends about the "pay to leave" part. I've pretty much ejected a stripper from her seat like the sabertooth tiger dumped Fred Flintstone onto the porch (to make room for a dancer I actually wanted before she got snatched)...so when I pull the ripcord she gets the price of a lapdance to soften the landing.

If you're talking about Delilah's in Manville you can probably get hired if you're cute, but if it's your first club you may not like it. That's crazy Purple Orchid wouldn't take you because ngl a lot of their dancers were busted the couple of times I went last year. The place right by the airport in Philly was lowkey a solid club.

"Lol, noone has said she is clearly a dyke." One of my former favs who was one of the best fucks ever is now married to the girl she started dating while we were raw dogging on the regular. Point being, I don't really care if she digs chicks so long as she takes dicks.

In her younger days she resembled a Cuban dancer I've gotten ITC. She wasn't that great so I never saw her OTC. So technically yes I would smash that. But the other girl didn't have RBF which Michelle Rodriguez clearly does.

My two lineup superstars are both in their 30s now. Neither of them look it and one is in her mid-30s. Both are the textbook definition of a MILF. It's actually getting to be a problem not because they're older but because the talent gap is getting wider every year. It's crazy that so many of these 20-something girls don't know how to suck dick properly or ride well. We're talking basic CG and RCG. The next chick who gets tired after barely being on top and asks me to bend her over is getting thrown out lol.

Try Kamasutra if it's open. Don't know the hours. And try using words that won't get you dumped in an alley minus some teeth lol.

"Any thoughts?" If you know right away that you're not going to spend on her just politely ask her to move on before she gets comfortable. To some dancers a lack of rejection is going to translate into interest. And then there's also just having pressure as part of their tactics, like those stripper chicks who approach from the back and try to slide into a chair before you can say no.

"Maybe my evil doppelganger is back. I'm not joking." Have you tried tying yourself down during a full moon?

"If you all have a thing that's great." What does that even mean? "I would have posted this earlier but I was unaware of this site's existence." You do realize we can all see your account has been here since November 2020, right? "I'm not sure what your continued stake is in this discussion is beyond that." What you should be asking yourself is why people who don't know you and don't really care what happens to you are still taking the time to respond to your public meltdown. There are at least three people who could read all this and know exactly who you are. That's you and the two people who allegedly robbed you at gunpoint. Do yourself a favor and consider asking founder to delete this entire thread.

"Do you personally care about being able to communicate with the girls at the strip club?" Yes, because most of my game relies on talking my way into a situation and price range I like. But "going to the phones" can be fun in a gambling kinda way.

I didn't click on this link until 5ft said he wanted to do her raw. The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem lol.

Hopefully one of her regular clients isn't a lawyer with all this stuff you're posting. whodey is right. Learn your lesson and move on.

The "by the book" thing was just something that seemed worth mentioning because a lot of TUSCLers spend words trying to qualify what they're doing to a bunch of dudes who are literally banging strippers left and right. If getting into strippers is your thing you're in plenty of company here.