Comments by wallanon (page 7)

TL;DR - Lol. It's a titty bar message board. Stop taking your awkward online persona so seriously. "If you find the post "silly and cringe" then why did you respond [...?]" I replied because it takes almost no thought and energy to post on the Internet. You aren't the first person to take exception to something I wrote, but you are among the few to take things so personally. I decided to add a question mark there for you because you forgot it while furiously typing your reply. "@Wallanon, sounds like since you are a coward you think everyone here on TUSCL is a coward...Are you sure you are a man, the more you talk the more of a simp you come off as." I am an adult. wallanon is an account that I created so I could talk about strip clubs and a variety of other things when I get bored. It was also a way to ask others about clubs when I thought it would be helpful. These days I answer many more questions than I ask. I think most everyone would find it comical that someone who swiped money from a dancer's purse while she was out of the room then bravely got the hell out of the club (and never went back) would then turn around and call someone else a coward for highlighting their folly. There've been plenty of people in the 20 years I've been reading and posting here that people decided they wanted to fight each other and talked about it round-and-round. Why would I want to fight you? I barely want to engage with you, but it's worth having people understand who brings value here and who doesn't. I'm not an Internet tough guy, but I'll spend the time occasionally to talk with one. The toughest part of my day will be deciding which of the girls I've inadvertently double booked to see...this is just noise. "do you thnk I have been mongering all these damn years because I dont know the risks of trouble, havent dealt with trouble making bastards who thought they were tough or because I am scared?" What happens if the person causing trouble is you? But in either case, I don't think about you at all really. When I read your posts I simply think "that guy is still here"...The other day when you posted a question (that almost everyone ignored) and "Mr. Monger" responded it was like a meme because I couldn't remember which of you was which. But obviously you've cleared that up. I thought about helping you, but why would l help someone who acts like this? You may not be scared but you are easily triggered. "That is typical talk of someone who was called out and has nothing else to say to the truth so you try and take the "moral high ground" crap n order to save face." The truth is your posts do sound a little silly. Have you read them before you press "Add Comment"? But they are tedious and I'll remember this awkward exchange the next time I lol at something you've written. It's one or the other. You're either some elite "monger" who mysteriously just showed up in 2024 and is off to a rough start on the boards, or you're someone playing a character who sometimes posts really basic questions while attempting to be accepted. I feel somewhat sorry for you because it's clear who you want to be perceived as, but words matter when they're all that you have available. Maybe you're just a really committed troll, or maybe you really are this way IRL. It only matters because a lot of TUSCLers on the boards are getting up in age and now you sound a little unhinged. Up until now I thought you were just a little sad and socially challenged. Perhaps someone will be bothered to meet you in Tampa while you're there (since you jumped in the middle of someone else's thread to invite yourself to a meetup) and come on here and tell us all you're not that bad IRL. I would be somewhat surprised by that, but have been wrong before. Maybe that would be enough for you to stop trying so hard.

"You sound like a 100% SIMP siding with the thief dancer." I didn't side with the dancer, but you kinda seem clueless in a lot of your posts so I didn't spare your feelings like Book Guy did. The next time shadowcat posts about a strip club drive by shooting around 2AM we'll be on the lookout to see if you post anymore. Even though I find your posts silly and cringe, it'd still be a shame for you to get hurt in an unfair fight.

But in all seriousness to the OP, if you're around Tampa you've got TUSCLers active on the boards near you. funontheside already mentioned reading the reviews and reaching out. Your account is still a little new, but at least you've written reviews and seem like a decent enough dude.

"We all meet with a few like minded people in the clubs but I had never asked if they are in TUSCL or not." Do yourself a favor and don't lol. At best they will be and cringe on the inside as they lie to you. At worst they'll think "tussle" is some gay dating site and try to fight you for hitting on them. Dancers used to be a lot more aware of online reviews, but now there's so much garbage online and they can easily counter program via IG and OF that bad reviews just kinda roll of their back. If they're hot at least.

This review does read like hot garbage lol. The diehard review raters must've taken the day off.

"I never went back into that club, not because her or the incident it was because the club wasnt that good. I couldnt give less of a shit if I ran into her again or not." It takes a while to figure out what exactly this was about because it's buried in the middle of a bunch of posts by this guy on the thread. He stole a bunch of money (hundreds of dollars) out of a dancer's purse because we was upset about picking the wrong girl to take to VIP. Then he ran out of the club before the dancer realized what happened. There are dancers I can think of who would literally try to have a guy killed over something like that. Guy's who would just take the "L" aren't simps, they're guys who can afford the hobby and don't lose their minds over risking a few bucks.

"^ Political Discourse wasn't made available when I posted even as a Dropdown - I would have gladly used it." You can browse to the "Political Discourse" forum then click on the "Start a Discussion" link.

"I'm single with no kids and not Jewish " No offense to you, but your posting volume is pretty high these days but you're still just a bundle of words. Most of us aren't tracking your personal details and 30 seconds from now I'll maybe remember you don't have kids. Once I couldn't sort out what was background and what was quote in the OP on a second glance I'm not going to take the time to sort it out. This is a titty bar message board not an amateur debate club.

The other day I went to a couple of smaller clubs in a smaller town, and it wasn't that bad. But I've definitely been in clubs where I needed to get past the "stranger danger" vibe.

"The boyfriend turned around and threatened me, so I threw a haymaker and we started scrapping. Lights come on, security drags us out, and it's this little fucker. I laughed my ass off. Whenever I went back to that club, he would look away and avoid me. I wasn't going to take his job by outing his secret as a powerless dwarf." So did he become a powerless dwarf before or after he took your best cheap shot and was still able to fight you? Or did you swing and miss? If you were behind him, doesn't that give the high ground and better odds at striking your midgety foe? I'm not doubting your combat prowess...just trying to sort out the retelling.

This would've been more effective if you'd made it clear when the quotes were starting and who saying what. The PMs were a little more clear but quotation marks are a thing.

"I wonder how many people are at some of these sc's just on account of there just ain't jack shit else to do" That probably includes a lot of the out of towners who aren't looking for local landmarks when they can see hot chicks instead.

Try here: https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/ The Desire@TUSCL crew will be along shortly to ridicule you...

Would you message yourself is #10 because you're trying to drive an artificial market? I almost never talk with a dancer about what I spend on other girls, so other than showing comps I'm not seeing why you'd do that.

I've never seen uniformed police at Showcase before and people I know who go there haven't mentioned it. Maybe something happened over there.

"Some of the things may be distasteful to the girls, in which case, their failure to do it may be a considered trade-off. She may actually have thought, "I do want the money but I'm not going to do THAT particular thing for it."..." Just to speed things along a bit, then you have the girls who will do THAT particular thing for money but not with the guy in front of her asking. There's countless combinations of factors a girl can use to decide not to do xyz. If we're going to draw a circle then might as well connect the ends lol. Now for the OP list, this is an interesting thing. I don't have a problem with the list but don't care if dancers walk all over it in their heels. Being on time helps. My 4th ATF was terrible at that but I could tell she was trying. She's semi-fired again even if she's objectively better in action than ATF5. Once I accepted most of the responsibility for what happens and 100% for the outcome the hobby got a lot simpler.

I don't think it's an age thing it's an interest thing. I'm going on the road soon to a place with decent clubs and I'm debating whether or not I'll pass through any. It'll be the first trip I've taken in years where clubs are around and I don't go.

"I’m not into licking doorknobs, who knows how many people have handled and licked the door handle" If I thought licking a doorknob would get me half the action putting my tongue to work on some nipples has I'd consider it lol.

"Anyone else care to chime on on their observations?" Do you carry rubbers? I have some other thoughts but that was the one that demanded to be typed lol...

I still try to be discreet checking women out, but have noticed that I find a wider range of women attractive since the hobby has given me a better appreciation for how different body types look undressed (and in action). For me the biggest difference in getting older is I'm more likely to let a woman know I find her attractive the moment I notice. With dancers that's easier to do because they're expecting to be hit on even in the age of Me Too. Pro tip..."my eyes are up here" also applies even if you're talking to a half naked woman with amazing tits. On the beach and in the club. Yes they're putting them out there but notice if you can show a bit of self-control lol.

"Tit sucking an extra? No man. Hell no." Agree with the guy who likes orange. I'm not ever going to pay extra for that (again). Can't say I haven't ever in the decades I've been doing this hobby, but unless she's so hot I'd drink her piss that's an upsell I'm passing on.

"@wallanon if youre not literally treating her nipples in a painful way, thats a pimp/boyfriend rule. “Sensitive nips” actually means the girl can orgasm if the nips are played with enough." Actually I know what the reason is but literally everything posted here gets over analyzed so I try to keep things simple. The point was even girls you know well can be quirky about things.

"Boobie sucking...Is it an extra?" No, but I'm ok with a girl saying it's off limits. There's a girl I've been with a lot who doesn't really like it because her nips are really sensitive, but she let's me do it. How much I can do depends on her mood (and how horny she is) lol.

If you've never been to TJ and don't have any concerns with crossing the border it's worth going at least once. When I used to go to San Diego regularly it was a trip I liked to make.

"Wallanon what do you mean about building a lineup? A lineup of dancers youre seeing OTC?" Basically. I don't always have time to go picking up a new girl for fun, so for places I show up once in a while I like to have 2 or 3 girls already lined up.