Advice to Strippers
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But not too old!
2. Don't hang around the dressing room gossiping and bitching about how little you're making. Get your ass out there on the floor.
3. Circulate through the club, with a smile. Be aware of the guy smiling back at you.
4. Approach smiley and say hello. If he offers a drink, sit down, dazzle him with your charms, let him talk about himself an at least pretend to be impressed.
5. Decide during that first drink if this is going anywhere. Because by the time the first drink is done, you should know if the guy is going to do a dance, spend some money or if he just wants to feed you drinks and stare at your tits.
6. Regulars pay the bills. Figure out with whom you are comfortable, who you trust, who you enjoy and work, perhaps deliver "special" attention to develop that relationship.
7. Men come here to escape from the real world. Keep it fun. Project the fantasy.
8. Don't get drunk at a stripclub. It makes you an easy target.
9. You are in charge! You set the limits. You set the boundaries but NEVER promise and not deliver.
10 Have an exit strategy. Save! Invest! Educate yourself! I know it's hard to believe now, but you will not be young, beautiful and desirable forever. Plan a way out!
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4. More than one drink per day is bad for your health. The guys who don't care if you don't want to drink are more likely to be easy money.
Otherwise I agree.
Nice read though.
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Lap dancing is emotionally draining. It depends on a dancer's personality and personal circumstances how draining it is, and whether she can recharge during her off hours. If she's being a phone scroller or a wanna dance stripper, that's more about feeling drained, than disputing the above advice.
A fair number of strippers have had enough bad breaks that they equate hope with disappointment. You don't set goals when you don't want to get your hopes up.
I asked my Cuban fav if she had planned to be a stripper before she came to the US. She said yes, because, in Cuba, people think stripper is stage dancing and having money thrown to you. When Cuban strippers go back to visit, it's embarrassing for them to admit what the job really involves. She had a hard time getting use to lap dancing.
I don't have Siri or Alexa. For other old guys who do, does she yell at people to get off your lawn for you?
12. If minnow ever starts a comment that says, "I think", he's lying
#11 and #12 are approved
Stripper - Ewwww...that creepy guy asked if he could touch my tits.
Some topics will always have a gap between sides.
I'm not sure I understand where you're going with the thought about "most attractive women." I can't quite follow the connections between attraction, low-paid jobs, and enthusiasm, sorry.
But yeah, a LOT of the advice could be summed up as, "please do a lot of the obvious things that will improve your likelihood of pleasing the customer, therefore will maximize your value in their eyes, therefore will increase your income." In other words, for a lot of the advice, all we're really saying is -- pay more attention / put in more effort / get more enthusiastic (as you put it) / stop being so lazy.
Some of the things may be distasteful to the girls, in which case, their failure to do it may be a considered trade-off. She may actually have thought, "I do want the money but I'm not going to do THAT particular thing for it." For those things (which are all different for each girl) it's a different calculus (IF she's even bothering to do the calculus). And for a few other pointers, she may be energetic but she's misunderstanding something (like, if we advise her to stop prattling on and on, it's not her lack of enthusiasm we're complaining about; or if we say we don't really care about Broadway style dance routines on stage, we're simply pointing out that our priorities don't align with that sort of thing, although we thank her for her enthusiasm). But that's a rare pointer. Most are not about her being active but misdirected. Most are about her being inactive.
Mostly what we're asking for here, is that she be aware and present.
Just to speed things along a bit, then you have the girls who will do THAT particular thing for money but not with the guy in front of her asking. There's countless combinations of factors a girl can use to decide not to do xyz. If we're going to draw a circle then might as well connect the ends lol.
Now for the OP list, this is an interesting thing. I don't have a problem with the list but don't care if dancers walk all over it in their heels. Being on time helps. My 4th ATF was terrible at that but I could tell she was trying. She's semi-fired again even if she's objectively better in action than ATF5. Once I accepted most of the responsibility for what happens and 100% for the outcome the hobby got a lot simpler.
Also, the "shave your pussy" advice is definitely not universal 'cause guys always compliment my bush. (And when I say bush I mean BUSH, no trimming whatsoever) It's not to everybody's taste but that's an unattainable standard anyway.
2. Make him feel like a king
3. Keep his belly full and his balls empty
That'll be $0.02 (that's $50 with Bidenflation).
At 70, I've been doing this for 53 years.
I have met a lot of strippers.
I have given this advice to many.
In fact, as one of Desire's first "Regulars", Yung would bring the new girls over to me and tell them to talk to me to "get the low down" on how things work.
If not my advice is on point.
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damn, you pay her AND she gets free therapy. in civvie world that's putting yourself one degree beyond the friendzone, and that zone is one from which you never return.
Part of my job is to coach people on how to deal with stressful situations and I always boil things down to 2 or 3 pointers max so as not to overwhelm them. Doesn’t matter if they’re a janitor or a hedge fund manager
There was a thread a while back about the average flameout time for newbie dancers, and the consensus among the estimates was quite short. Those that stick it out for as long as they want to aren’t beating their brains out in a state of constant failure. They figure out the best way to make a go of it, and they end up being the most fun to spend time with. That’s why my own personal “rule” is to try to scope out dancers who are hot but have been around the block a few times. Much better chance of mutual success
The girls with whom I have maintained contact get a refresher course every once in a while.
It's really not that complicated.