Comments by wallanon (page 22)

Is that there were no girls when you showed or the club just lied and never had girls? That'd be pretty hilarious if a "club" advertised girls but didn't have any. I've stuck around a club where a girl was getting ready in the back, but unless I need someplace to sit while looking for another club (on travel) I won't sit in strip club with no girls.

Did a sleeper cell of lurkers just get activated?

It could just be a guy trying too hard, but the trend is not up lol.

Enjoy the good times and try not to take them for granted. True for clubs and for life.

Most of the people who use TUSCL aren't actively posting on the boards. If the thread is just about the boards, then I suppose the suggestions here cover things pretty well. I'd maybe add "Helpers". As the name implies, these are people that don't mind passing on what they've learned (for whatever it's worth lol).

And for the dudes who don't remember nj_pete has been on TUSCL a long time now. Like decades. He's probably just putting something out there for conversation.

Why not? The other guys got it right. You're looking to max out your experience. Do what you think works for you. Dancers work out what they'll do and what they'll charge on a case by case basis. What they guy before you got and the guy after you is gonna get might be totally different. The funniest situations I've had is where dances are out in the open (including open VIPs) and I've had guys ask me point blank how to get the dance they saw her do with me. In some cases they've asked me while it's happening lol. I just shrugged.

Players Club in Baltimore. At its peak it was arguably the best small club in the country. And another vote for Follies in ATL.

So are you asking as a person who has or hasn't done it? Assuming you've actually busted a nut sometime in your life, it feels like that. Just inside your pants at a strip club. If it's a lot of cum, then you've got to figure out what to do with it unless you just don't care. But if you have strong smelling cum you're not going to be very popular if it gets through your pants lol. If you're associating some shame with the idea of finishing in your pants, that's just something you've got to work out on your own. Dancers might talk shit to you or about you if that's how you roll, but they've got their own issues to sort out. Other customers won't care unless you find a way to make your business their business (like leaving a cum stain on a couch, being crazy loud when you bust a nut, etc).

"It seems like we all flock to what we know is good." The last time I was in LA, other than BELAX the only clubs I went to were either low rated or hadn't been reviewed in years on TUSCL. It was the most fun I'd had in clubs for a long while til I hit a bunch of random clubs last year.

This thread has bad vibes. Now I've got to go bang a stripper or something.

I'd go back to pretty much any club. I've never seen a gunfight in a club. Just missed a few. Things I used to think were the craziest I've seen more than once now lol. This is an oddly difficult question for me to answer.

Now that we've had our fun, let's roll this back. "I was just curious to see what might happen" Don't make plans that you can't follow up on. That's rule #1. Strippers can flake because strippers. Customers flake or do other weird shit and that gets around. You can get blacklisted fast at the club. "...if, at the end of the ride, she told me to bug off, I would have been fine with it and called it a small adventure from my otherwise mostly boring, staid life, and probably would have felt mostly relief." You need to think about whether you actually self-sabotaged on this. There's been a lot of debate on the TUSCL forums about whether its a brag board or a place to speak some version of truth. Not everyone's a fan of sharing their outtakes, but if you read enough here you'll see them. Escorts and straight up hookers are like the kiddie pool. Taking strippers out of their natural habitat is something altogether different, and not something you do just because you're bored. The hobby is something you go into because you want to up your consumption of hot chicks doing freaky things. ITC is enough for most dudes, unless there's something they like that is hard to do in the club. OTC gets you more options but that is really the only upside. Almost everything else about it is downside with most girls, unless she likes you enough to put up boundaries between her drama and your situation OTC. With my older lineup I don't think I appreciated that enough until I tried to replace them with these 20-something chickenheads. "Now I really don't know what I'm going into. I'm not sure if this is a date or if this is more of a continuation of last night where I'm paying for some extras." Luckily for you TUSCL was here to disillusion you and to call you names lol. It's not a date. You'll know when it's a date. Best thing you can do with where you're at is not to try and date strippers. That's probably not what you want.

Yeah, I suppose it's like an Olive Garden is an Orange and Strip Clubs are Apples. I've hundreds and hundreds of those particular apples, so I'm getting to the point where to me an apple is an apple. I didn't say that a parking lot with forced valet and traffic cones is the same as a gravel patch with a bunch of potholes, but they both are part of the venue. When I go to a club now, the only things I'm really paying attention to anymore are girls, pricing, and vibe unless something is way off with the other stuff. And I only care about pricing to sort out if I'm carrying enough for multiple go rounds or I only get one pick.

I was at Landing Strip in Austin sitting in a front VIP booth. You basically have more room but no privacy. I'm waiting for a dancer to free up, and I start hearing this guy start to moan in the next booth. It gradually gets louder and louder until you can hear this dude over the music in VIP. Between songs the sound system got quiet enough where people on the floor could hear, and I pretend to check my phone so I didn't have to meet the gaze of the random people stare at this guy cumming in his pants with zero cares whatsoever. At some point I did glance over at the dancer facing away from him and grinding steadily like a wind up toy. She just had this blank faraway look like she'd gone to her happy place.

I guess instead of "bar" I could've said "alcohol allowed" on premises.

"...but a *review* made from the parking lot? that's so stupid it's pretty funny" When somebody walks from inside the club and basically argues with you not to go into a club because the one girl they have on shift is too fugly that stands out. Is that guy covering for some blood cult that's dismembering some unlucky customer they just murdered? Or is there a smoking hot orgy going on I'm not invited to? In the moment I just thought that kid was weird and the club looked like a dump anyway so I skipped it and wrote a review about it. People on TUSCL get so caught up in describing strip club toilets they forget the whole purpose of a review is to help people understand your experience and whether or not they'd like to bother with that product, service, or business. I've seen so many clubs at this point there are only a few TUSCLers that can really relate to what I notice when I walk into a club for the first time. All clubs are 70% the same, and this is a hobby site not rocket science.

Why is it that every Cafe Risqué a some backwater no matter which state it's in? I think a Cafe Risqué in North Carolina was where a nekkid dancer squatted over my plate of eggs...

I think I wrote a parking lot review of a club where some pimply faced kid (who was the parking attendant) basically begged me not to go into the club. He did everything but throw himself down in front of me and it was as bizarre as it was comical. At one point I asked him how bad could the one girl on shift possibly be, and he just looked at me with a combination of fear and disgust. I tipped him a $10 or a $20 (whatever would've been the door charge) and left.

I don't have a time limit. If it's a girl I want I'll take her for dances if I'm still there when she decides to come around. Last girl who took really her time was dancing for me a half hour after the club closed. She explained it was her last night in town and regulars had showed up to see her off and spend money. Of course I waited because I was trying to get her back to the hotel...

There's nothing that says you can't pick another dancer while you wait. I've had "busy" dancers suddenly free up once they saw me show interest in another girl.

It just looks like one road goes through a tunnel under the runways and the other road winds around past the cargo terminal. Not trying to be the expert on a place I've never been. It just looked a little dicey to walk.

Lol I got down voted by the OP who couldn't even be bothered to say what club he was talking about.

I thought Marcia Cross was decent on Melrose Place. She just had the bad luck to be on a TV show where every other chick was much hotter.

One time I was watching the Oakland Raiders play the New York Football Jets and that skank Heidi came on my TV. I was so pissed off I called the TV station to complain.