Comments by wallanon (page 20)

Don't press. I forgot that one last week to awkwardly hilarious results, but the misstep directly led to much better results than if I'd gotten what I thought I wanted.

Sure.

nicespice: "And I took that personally..." bigbootyliker: "nothing is work if it's not paid." - except volunteer work. I also thought paid sex worker was a little redundant because they have common words for the unpaid ones, but why not dust off the old troll button once in a while?

Lol. rattdog walked right into that one. Sex Worker is a category. Escort and Stripper are sub-categories of Sex Worker. People can be in multiple categories at the same time, so your girl who spends most of her time as an Escort can strip as a side gig or the other way around. Most strippers I know who also work as escorts meet their clients at the club or via referrals.

There was exactly one comment on the news article, which said, "Why would apply to a strip club if you didn't want to be surrounded by women selling their bodies?" j.m.w from Houston is all of us.

You've written some recent reviews and the details are there if you have vip status. If you can't find a way to get laid in Philly or Jersey on your own when you have all of tuscl to draw from just turn in your monger card. Or at least learn how PMs work lol.

"Bar As Shabby As The Girls" is the review I think you're referring to. Let's just say for the sake of conversation that all the dancers are in fact fugly except for one, then you did single out everyone in reverse. But it's a review site and that's what you saw, so write it up the way you'd like. Much worse has been written about dancers in a review here, and by name, but it's easy to see how dancers putting their bodies out there to earn money could take offense. The comment put on your review also wasn't that harsh. It stated a fact in less than flattering terms, and clearly stung enough for you to post about it here seeking reassurance. You wrote some jokes, she had a joke of her own, and not everyone found them funny. All in a day's work in the land of tuscl.

"If I'm in a town that does pasties, I have to really want some boob action to start messing around with goo. Otherwise I just go with the flow." It's always fun to read my own words years later on a topic. Some of these younger dancers are layering on the paint like it's an art school project. If you don't want them messed with just don't show them lol. But since I'm stuck in club purgatory right now I've just learned to appreciate the taste of latex. Eventually the tongue gets to what it wants... but the better dancers just use stickers so they can pick and choose who gets the nips

Those are more like hidden bonuses Santiago lol. Don't spoil the ending.

There isn't really a club in Baltimore I'd consider a must visit anymore. For tourists the Ritz is at Fells Point and has free street parking nearby, but it's only open at night. The girls are mid-range but you'll get decent strip club experience. I tried it earlier this year and it was about $10 to get in I think on a Tuesday. On dayshift the club you'll want to try is either Penthouse Club in downtown or GGC on the outskirts. Both clubs have free parking and low or no cover during the day. Girls are better than other clubs in the area and you can get decent grind for not a lot of money. PHC has stupidly high lapdance prices ($40 a song) so if you have enough for a vip room upstairs just do that. Fantasies is ok but generic. It has some gems and the vip can be worth it. Other than PHC I spend most of my time at clubs in the county now when in town.

"remember nicespice was 18 for 10 years" Isn't she still 18?

"Do u people collect anything besides porn?" Not really. I wouldn't say it's worth much but took a little time and money to put together.

"It may be misogynistic, but it seems like, if they are in the extras business, they should bring the tools." I'd only use their rubbers if I don't have one (or they insist) and the one they show is a brand I'm OK with. It's been years since I ran into a girl who insisted on using hers (and she had a very specific reason that made as much sense as anything does in a club). I don't really do ITC anymore unless it's the only option for something I really want.

I guess links on the site work differently now. You get the idea.

I think it's called an assjob. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+job

Go with that you think you can handle. Your risk tolerance can change over time. Just start with rubbers if it's on your mind that much

"What's the upshot?" It's basically the same as ours. He's getting to bang the same girl you like to bang. Different reasons. And it's not necessarily better on the other side. Unless you're a wannabe pimp, would you want to be the guy at home while your girl's out catching dicks so she can have her own money on the side?

Did PuddyTat69 used to be somebody else?

I'm going to stay out of clubs unless I'm at a meetup or on wingman duty. No new girls in the lineup unless I meet them through ones I know already. This might fail spectacularly, especially since I heard a rumor my favorite club is reopening soon, but it seemed like a good idea at the time lol

"Anyways in general my experience has been that whenever a girl gives you her OK for you to fuck another girl it’s NOT OK." Yes to this, but I've done it anyway.

"Now I think I might call the game when the girl I actually wanted to land this week is working tonight and promised a great vip" And then she wrote me lol. If I really do decide to call it a game on the Hobby as my New Years Resolution (contemplating) this wasn't a bad way to go out. Stomach 1, Hobby 5. Have a Happy New Year in 2024 everybody.

"...always got cunt so easily that he never saw the appeal of jerking off in a theater." Lol. I go to the theater so I can take the movies home and play them later.

So the final score was Stomach 1, Hobby 3. And the two scores were on unscripted plays that came out of the Wednesday Night Washout. Now I think I might call the game when the girl I actually wanted to land this week is working tonight and promised a great vip. I shoulda stayed semi-retired lol

Due a costly delay of game penalty because a whale went onto the field and tried to run out the clock, coach wallanon called a hail mary play that landed as time expired. This game is going to overtime... Stomach 1, Hobby 1

I'm hoping that, too, lol. But then again I'm now deciding if I should call the play-by-play or just tally things up when it's over. Just before halftime there was a debacle due to poor game management, and let's just say tonight's score so far is Stomach 1, Hobby 0.