Comments by turtle77

I live in Mass but I have stopped going to Mass clubs because the RI clubs are so much better. As for Big T&A, it all depends on which club and night. They vary alot. There is no telling wether a club will have busty girls on any particular night. Have fun!

The problem I'm having is that the girls are always telling me their stage name and their real name. It's hard enough to remember one!

It's a lot more fun to go out and discover for yourself what extra's can be had and where.

I like the clubs that are sort of in between. The club has to be somewhat clean, although I don't give a shit if the carpet looks worn. The location should be a place where you don't have to worry about being mugged or have your car stolen. The mileage must be high with extra's readily available. I'm fortunate that I live within 45 minutes of several places that fit this description.

"The Dog" is Foghorn Leghorns arch enemy.

Good advice Dudester. After the second visit don't ask them out to dinner or the movies instead use the term "date". they all know that it means "play for pay". Like Dudester says they will give you a hint or straight out tell you what they do... If they say something that indicates that they want you to get to know you better that means " No, but I want you to spend more money on me in the club" then move on. My experience has been that if they are available they will tell you right away. Good Luck

Hey Book Guy: I never thought of that. Excellent idea. I will definetly keep that in mind when I return.

Spaghetti and meatballs!! one of my favorites. With a nice salad with real blue cheese dressing. mmm mmm

That depends on your situation. In my part of the country you can get an escort for $300-$500 per hour. It's a sure thing and if you do your research you know pretty much what to expect. A bonafide porn star is $1000-$2000 per hour and again if you do your homework you know what to expect. That kind of money in a SC can last longer than an hour but you still might drive home with blue balls. Another option would be a sweet power tool and a jar of vaseline... What ever you do...Have Fun!

Slothrop...your too funny. That is defiitely the best reply yet!

Take your wife/GF with you. The wildest times I've ever had at a strip club was when I brought a date with me...especially after we got home! If that's not an option...unscented baby wipes and drive home with the windows down. Use the unscented baby wipes all over. Even on your clothes. It's not perfect but it helps. If that fails then DENY, DENY, DENY.

Ginger Lynn and/or Tracy Lords back in the 80's. Phoenix Marie and/or India Summer. Imagine a night with all four....

Providence for the mileage and Vegas for the quality of the talent.

I'll let you know...

Definetly Bad Face/good Body is more common IMHO. For me it's all about attitude! A positive attitude is far more important than a good body or a good face. I've had girls who were legitmate 10's but they made me feel like they were too good for me... on the other hand I've met girls who weren't 10's that made me feel like a king.

Clubber, I've had the pleasure of a threesome twice and I'm glad that I did. Having said that...I've had more memorable experiences. It's more a matter of the potential that a threesome has than a one on one. For me, the potential wasn't realized, but not for lack of effort! So I think your'e right...maybe you missed something...maybe not...keep on truckin!

I guess my point is that everyone should experience a threesome at least once in their life. the opportunity doesn't come along very often but, if your emotionally involved with someone then it can be very destructive to that relationship. Maybe you should talk with your ATF about it and see what her thoughts are...

I agree with lotsoffun. Went there about 4pm last May. 5 or 6 girls and three guys. very nice grind. no extras.

Leo, I don't know how old you are but I'm guessing your under 40. If you don't take you girlfiend up on this threesome offer... you are gonna kick your ass when your 55!

When I was stationed in Korea, in the late seventies, one could get laid for two packs of cigarettes, about 50 cents. With the cost of cigarettes these days it would only take a few cartons. The economy is getting really bad. I wonder how long it will be before I'm as suave and handsome as I was in Korea!

While I agree with two out of the three previous responses... I think you need to relax and give it some time. If she can't be more understanding and patient then it won't work. You two haven't had the most traditional relationship and need to deal with the repercussions. I wish you the best. p.s. I'll back up thedirk444 if it comes to that ;)

Thanks for all the replies! So shorts with a plastic zipper and I should be all set? What do you do with the "aftermath"? wear it as a badge of gooey pride? Do the girls have tissues or is that up to the guy?

I agree with FONDL. Who cares! If it works for you at that time then fine...if not, who cares! She's a stripper for pete's sake! If there is something important to discuss like OTC and she gives you alot of BS then move on.

Ample tits...if you can touch them Perky nips...if you can lick them

I can feel their warm clit slowly moving back and forth on my erection and they stop talking.