I love it when...

...a dancer seems to forget she's working, and just gets into it.

The dancer is smiling and making eye contact with the crowd. Looking nice and sensuous

I love it when:

1)I find a really hot waittress that I talk into a LD. Inexperienced, she goes farther than the other dancers and has a good time.

2) In a topless club, thirty seconds into the LD, she shows me her kitty and offers extras.

3) The dancer I'm getting a LD from is a really hot former co-worker.

She invites me for OTC

It turns out to be a gangbang

She has an equally hot sister, who also gets into it.

4) The dancer I'm getting a LD from is a doppelganger for a hot celeb, like Katie Holmes.

A gorgeous looking dancer sits down and asks all the right questions and none of the ones I hate.

She has that pin-up model style!

. . . a dancer likes to look at mine the way I like to look at hers; a dancer does her self-digital act; a dancer wants to cum and does; and a dancer says "Thank you" for my tip.

a pretty dancer greets me with a very nice smile on her face.

a pretty dancer volunteers to go up on stage just so that I can tip her and she can dance. Nice. A few other guys were happy too.

you just sit down in a club and 2 dancers say they are going to give you a free double dance, yes really free. This wasn't last night.

a trusted dancer starts doing a lap dance on a partial song and says don't worry, I'm not counting this song.

..when you leave a club and a girl with a nice rack says "hey look" and flashes her tits at you.

..when one of your favorite dancers gives you a freebie, a calendar of girls of the other club she works at.

I love it when... I meet a stripper OTC... and fuck her in the ass!
I love it when... A stripper is giving me a BBBJ... and I cum in her mouth.

a dancer:
Smells clean, an increasing rarity.
Lets me eat alone instead of blowing cigarette smoke over my food.
Returns my calls.
Meets for dinner OTC.
Unzips me.
Kisses me goodnight.

All the extras are great .... but
I love it when ... she says txt me to let me know you got home OK
... I get a great good night hug and kiss
... she stays with me when I'm in the club

I love it when ...

__ I feel wanted and loved and desired by the girl and she manages to perpetuate the feeling (fantasy) until well after I've left the building
__ the hottest girl in the room is also the most likely to offer extra services for a reasonable fee (Don't laugh! It's happened more than once!)
__ my preferred body-type of girl, is also the girl I get along with the most, among the entire night's harem of girls
__ I don't drink too much
__ I get to have as much nookie as I want for a reasonable price
__ I don't get up-sold
__ the bartender, manager, or other staff genuinely DOES recognize me and gives me minor, non-off-putting perks, like a free parking spot or my first drink sitting there waiting for me as I walk in
__ the stage lights don't blind me

She holds my hand as she walks me back to the private dance room.
When she spreads her pussy lips to provide a deep pink view.
Stick shifting during the sales pitch.
Mock oral during the private dance.
When they take a female patron on stage and get her completely nude.
Increasingly rare, but I like it when they let me suck on their tits.

I love it when a dancer acts normal around me and doesn't try to put on a phony act. The phony acts really turn me off.

a trusted dancer who previously only offered full contact dances now offers extras.
the club is full of cute , young dancers instead of women who should be in another line of work.
the best looking girls in the club are out soliciting dances instesd of huddled together or sitting for hours with a regular.
the waitresses do not constantly pester you to buy another unwanted drink.

I love it when a stripper acts the role of a sex object with me and stays in character throughout.

I love it when you're having fun for the night and not one stripper has done anything to dampen your mood.

I love it when all the street lights seem to turn green before you get to them when you go to a strip club. I think my biggest record is something like 17 traffic lights all green. I don't have that many traffic lights to go through where I live now.

I love watching the large lightning bolts streaking across the sky as I travel to a strip club.

I love it when a dancer wears a nice pair of panties.

I love it when a dancer dances to upbeat music

I love it when a dancer greets me with a huge smile, and first thing out of her mouth is "Hi, how are you? or Hey there, having a good time" instead of "Wanna dance?"

I love it when.....

A dancer gives me a card or a gift instead of the other way around

She strokes my hair

She nibbles on my ear

She asks me if it is OK to smoke

She falls asleep on my lap

She allows me to stroke HER hair

She talks about her kid (seriously!)

She skips her stage rotation to spend time with me

a pretty dancer is cold and she wants to warm up by sitting on your lap and have you rub her.

I can feel their warm clit slowly moving back and forth on my erection and they stop talking.

i love it when my favored girls are avaliable at the club.

I love it when you post to 7 year old threads.