Heavenly Bodies

I was in Chicago around O'Hare and it was too late to go to the fun placeson the southside so I went back to Heavenly Bodies after several years away. Not…

Finally gave this place a try, and I was not particularly impressed. I find it odd that there were 2-3 women on a stage at a given time, and they were…

Have not been to the old HB in quite awhile. My visit here last night was benign as I was delivering soup to one of my friends who was waitressing there. Still,…

Hit up Heavenly Bodies the other night. It was pretty cool but no extras at all. I had 9 two for 20 dances, decent grindage on some but that's about it. The…

The outside of the building looks a little unkept and I was apprehensive going in. After putting the "coin" in the turnstyle (definitely the strangest entrance ever). I was in. Once my…

First time visiting hb's saw some pretty good reviews and decided to pay a visit. Parking lot was well lit and plenty of spaces. Upon walking in first thing that strikes me…

This was my first time here. and it was worth it. When i got there they were only using two stages at the time and then they started using all three. For…

They have changed things up slightly in the back room for dances. They now have a "more private" dance option downstairs. I didn't try one so I don't know if it is…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. Most aspects of this club are well documented. The $10 dances though are a good value. Mileage is not overly high but neither is the cost.…

Stopped in on Thursday night. The clientele gets scary as the night wears on. $10 cover and drinks are $1.50 The quality of dancers ranges from 2-8. Several dancers in the 30-50…

First time at Heavenly Bodies and generally enjoyed the place. The place was in a relatively safe neighborhood, easy to find, and had a nice, well-lit parking lot. $10 cover…

I decided to check out this place Thursday night. The outside looks like a building that is ready to collapse. But I was pleasently surprised when I came inside. There was a…

Heavenly Bodies is the first strip club I visited since moving to Illinois from Texas. Most people I had encountered told me that the clubs here were not worth my time…

This place is a pretty good club. Surprised at a $10 cover during the day, but the beer only cost a buck a bottle, so I guess that evens out.…

Don't frequent this club often because as others have said, Chicago area clubs suck but despite what others have said, I think the dancers here are great looking. And, the dances are…

Visited this club for the first time in several years. (I lived in Detroit for several years, then moved back to this area about a year ago). I came in the late…

Low cover free food, cheap beer ($2), friendly girls. Lots of lighted parking, felt safe. The dancers had clothes on but allowed lots of touching, and holding. There wasn't…

I'd planned on popping in and having a nice evening. However, 5 minutes after I arrived, I was told they no longer do a credit card cash advance. One of the girls…

Stopped by at 7:30pm. This happens to be their night shift change. They do roll call, like an attendance call on stage. You get to see all the night shift girls go…

Stopped by right before my flight out of town in the evening. There seem to be lots of parking. Paid the $10 entrance fee and sat at one of the tables…

I've been going to hb's on a regular bases, really just easiest for me during my schedule to stop in and relax. Much better then sitting in my office waiting to go…

OK, the last review praising Erica and Meeko is probably a joke, as they are the butt of a lot of jokes at the club. Erica is probably 50 y.o.…

Lots of dancers and only a couple good ones. Lots of gang bangers and mexican customers. I spent $200 in chamapagne room with Erica, she was the best. Spent $200 in vip…

I dropped in the Saturday night of labor day weekend looking to have a good time. I'll usually drop anywhere from $200 to $750 in an evening. On this one: $11. That's…

In short: downscale club, mostly hispanic patrons and dancers, mostly middle-tier quality dancers, very low drink prices, packed on Saturday night when I visited, very strange setup for private dances, plenty of…

I visited HB after a trip to ChaCha's earlier in the night. I have been to HB before and Industrial Strip and I have found to get good mileage at both clubs.…

I'm only rating the club a 7 since Chicago area clubs suck. The girls here were not what you expect if you frequent clubs in Vegas or Florida. I saw none…

Stopped in on a Thursday night at around 9. Place was fairly busy. Lots of hispanics. Customers overall looked pretty low class. I think the cheap drinkss bring in the mexicans and…

Went there on a saturday night. Parking was easy, and free. $10 to get in, it was full. No place to sit except near the wall. Three stages, but only one had…

Stopped by around 9 on a Sunday (admittedly, a slow night). Good number of guys, and a fair number of girls (rating ranging from 5-8). Drink prices are great.…

I wanted to give another review since they've changed a few things at this place. It's still very cheap. Beers are still $1.50 and you can get 2 dances for 20 bucks…

first the bad news. $5 cover & without a private dance you won't see anything you wouldn't see at the beach. good news? beers are $1.50 and private dances average $10.00 (2…

I've been going to this club for like 20 years on and off. Lately, mostly on. In fact, far more than I should. That's because 9 times out of 10 I end…

Lots of dancers and only a couple good ones. Lots of pervert and mexican customers. I spent $200 in chamapagne room with Erica, she was the best. Spent $200 in vip with…

Visited HB earlier this week at lunchtime. Decent food for the price of a tip - how can you beat that. I was a little disappointed that the stages were bikini, but…

Visited on a thursday afternoon and the place was pretty buzzing with 12-15 patrons and around 10 dancers. Paid $10 on entry to get the dance wristband. Watched a hot (6ish) dancer,…

Like others have mentioned, there are now private dance rooms. These are small rooms with a bench or a chair in them with a sheer curtain that the dancer pulls back. In…

Decent number of dancers for early in the evening. Overall I'd rate the girls an 8. Great drink prices, free food, and girls aren't too pushy, bit willing to sit and chat.…

Haven't been to HB's in over a year. Made some good changes. They now have private dance booths in the back and side of the club. They are approximately 6 X 6…

I've seen worse I suppose. I was headed home for the night with a coworker and we stopped in as he said he'd been here before and we could get a bite…

Stopped in during a visit to a trade show. Cover is $5 with $1 domestic beer and free food. I was lied to by a dancer. I don't remember her…

the girls are beautiful! but they are just making their money. you can't really talk to them, and they are always in a rush. the VIP dances are nice, but with about…

Well holy $(*&@... They added lighting to the parking lot about a month ago... ...and now they're updating the inside! Let's face it, this place has been a dump, management hasn't spent a dime…

not much new to report here..only 5 dollar cover b4 3pm..lots of dancers and free food..there were a couple of hott euro babes here but otherwise nothing too my=uch to get up…

This is kind of different place compared to clubs around the country in that girls dance on stages in bikinis and the only time you see them with their tops off is…

Swung by around 4pm to a pretty slow afternoon. The club doesn't look like much from the outside, but I was pleasantly surprised once I was inside. The girls were mostly 7-10s.…

nice place, set up of the club is a little weird and the chairs are not comfy, the girls are cute and cool but not fit and firm as other girls at…

Love this place, though I haven't been to a lot of clubs, this one is the best I've been to. Girls are pretty hot and the drinks are cheap. 2 bucks for…

Well, took a chance going on a Monday at opeaning about 11:30am. an the talent was what I expected, about 7 dancers, none above a 5 in my ratings at least.…

This is a nice club overall. The main area has 3 stages - 1 main and 2 smaller side stages. I made the trip here because of the reviews I…

Stopped by before my flight out of O'Hare. BYW give yourself plenty of time to get to the airport as traffic can be difficult. The club,like the other reviews indicated, is…

Free parking. Not a particularly classy place - they ask you to wear a bracelet. Stage dances at this place appear just for show and weren't interesting the night I was there.…

A large building on a busy highway with a large parking lot. Ten dollar cover charge. They actually serve food which was not bad. Drinks are cheap by strip…

I liked this place. The key is to get a good one and spend some money on them. And by some money i mean 50 bucks. I chose Stacy and she…

Was in to enjoy the scenery and the hockey game. The usual collection of bodies, a couple of 9s and maybe one 10 - but she was too busy to get…

What I like about this club that keeps me coming back are the dancers and friendly staff (servers). The drinks are cheap and if you find the right danceer she will seem…

I've been a few times recently, and things are going downhill a bit. The crowds are lower than they have been, and if there's bad weather or a big sports even going…

More of the same at hb's. There are some new promos going on tho. You can free admission coupons for monday, tuesday evenings. That saves you ten…

It's been nearly seven years or so since I've been to this place. Was doing some business around the airport and since it was frickin' freezing in Chicago, did not want…

Stopped in after work on a tuesday night...there were about ten girls working but only about two to my liking. Like a lot have already said, this place is only good for…

Had not been to HB in a while. About the same as usual. A few hot dancers, some good to great ones and some not so hot ones. Most of them really…

I don't know if this place qualifies as a strip club. It's non nude and the girls don't even really dance. In some ways it's closer to a naughty hooters…

This is not your run of the mill club. It's positioned next to O'hare airport and advertises heavily so it gets more visitors than it really should. First of all, there is…

Not a bad stop if you are just looking for a beer. Cover is 5 bucks before 3pm i believe and then the beers are only $1.50 each.…

Not very many A-list dancers on shift although some new ones did show up around 11. Zoe in particular was looking good. Sometimes girls dont show up until midnight or later for…

Went on a weekday afternoon a couple weeks ago. The context is Chicago, where there are no actual good clubs. That said, for Chicago, this place can be entertaining.…

Stopped by last week for an afternoon visit. The number of girls was really low. Seemed like less than 10. I do not think I have ever been there…

The Club Rating gets only a 7 because the girls don't show anything on stage due to local ordinances. I have been to this club before, however, this is my first…

It's been a while since I have been here. I was passing through Ohare and had some time to kill before my domestic flight. The place is about the same.…

this club is located near Ohare airport, there is a $10 cover charge and majority of the girls are European. The club has three stages and there were about 4-6 girls.…

Overall, Heavenly Bodies is a decent, but quirky, place. I would describe it as "a good grind at a great price". The club has been around forever, and the building…

Visited here while on a business trip to Chicago. Arrived Monday night and stopped by for a beer. $10 cover, $3 for a Sam Adams, not too bad. Girls ranged from 10…

Was here recently after a long absence. its been about a year. Not much has changed, $10 bucks to get in which is pretty reasonable which includes food like pizza, burgers and…

Went on Thursday afternoon about 1:45 after the main lunch hour. About 15-20 dancers were on duty. Most were very attractive, with a few that were exceptional. The dances…

Just a quick point on this club. I ended up here a few times this week in the late afternoon, around 2:00pm ish. I was stopping in for the cheep…

This place is great if you like Cheap Beers.. but dances kind of suck you are in a room with 20 other guys on a chair. Dances are cheap only $10.. But…

The quality of girls was quite mixed with some outstanding and some average. Stage show is bikini and less noteworthy than the free pizza. The…

Recently on a business trip to Chicago and stopped by HB. Hadn't been in a couple of years. I think the quality of the girls has gone considerably downhill. $10 cover gets…

Interesting club. Easy to get to, about 5 minutes from O'Hare. The parking lot is large, at the corner of a busy intersection, and only semi-paved. There is a $5 cover before…

When I arrived a group of about a dozen Honduran soccer fans were trying to get in. According to them, none had an ID which is required by everyone…

This place can be a real good stop if you are not exxpecting an unforgettable experience. No cover before 3pm, otherwise its 10 bucks. Beers are…

Have not been here in a while. Was early for a flight so decided to spot by. The place is still a dump. The parking lot is unpaved, and…

Two trips described here. I have not gone for a while and almost did not recognize any of the dances. Tuesday afternoon at 12 Noon. About 6 dances, most young, I would give…

It has been about 10 years since I last visted this place. The set up is totally different from what I remember. Paid $10 to get in and beers were $1.50 and…

Has been about 3 years since I went. It was a Holiday like Memorial day...a little slow at first but as evening came it became more active. I like the Lay-out...can go all the…

I used to like to visit this club from time to time, but for me, it's a long drive thru a lot of traffic and I am closer to clubs in Indiana…

I'm not sure how many dancers were there. It seemed like more than 10 but no where near 25. I dropped in on a Wed afternoon, cover was $5 and food was…

This club is a piece of shit! The girls were not friendly, and when it was their time to dance on stage, they just walked in fucking circles! The one…

My first time here. At first I wasn't sure I was at the right place. The outside looks like it could be an abandoned building, complete with peeling and chipped…

I visited this club after a rather long and unexpected layover at Ohare. This club is located within minutes of the terminal and well known to any cabbies. Cover was…

Ok, if you have a group of guys this is definitely the place. There is always someone in the group that is cheap, or broke, or just not into it, but…

I loved this place. I think I went in not expecting much so I was extremely pleased. Here's the layout of the club. You walk in and check your coat, no biggie.…

To paraphrase Dickens, "You can have the best of times or the worst of times at hbs." The club itself is rather industrial, but clean (it reeks of cleaning products) and…

This place had kind of been dull since they banded smoking in side. You have to go outside now to smoke. There are a few girls here that have been…

This club is one for people who is looking for value. $1 beer with $10 cover, can't beat that. There were about 20 dancers on Friday night. A lot of Eastern European ladies.…

Let's face it. For whatever reason Chicago is one of the weakest cities when it comes to the arts. And, if you live on the north or northwest side, you're looking at…

I only had about 30 minutes to spend but decided to just drop in to see what it's like at night. All my previous visits here had been in the early…

I don't know about anyone else, but this place is one of the best. Has low dance prices, more if topless, and great young international ladies that hustle nicely. Had dances…

There are still a lot of dancers, beer is still very cheap. A lot of dancers are pretty good looking and dances are good value for the money (decent grind). I would…

Ugh - there is now a cash register in the downstairs VIP room. Not sure what's up with that, but you don't pay, the dancers do. There are also usually 3 staff…