Ok, if you have a group...

Ok, if you have a group of guys this is definitely the place. There is always someone in the group that is cheap, or broke, or just not into it, but Heaven Bodies does well to get by that. First its super cheap; parking is free, 10 dollar cover, free food, and 1.50 drinks. Who can't afford a round when its 10 bucks or so with a nice tip? Second, plenty of TVs to watch sports. They usually have 2 games going well spaced for viewing. Lastly, the girls are not nude or aggressive on the floor. Some guys in a group may think that they are cheating being at a strip club, but the no nudity seems to relax them a bit.

The downside of this club is that it can get crowded, really crowded on weekends. Crowded with a younger set of guys attracted by the cheap prices who are more into hitting on the dancers then they are into actually getting dances. So you have young guys getting drunk and shot down for the most part, which can lead to some volatile situations. Its no wonder why the bouncers are plentiful and huge. Not the place to start trouble for sure.

The girls were an incredible mix from young to aging, from hot to not so hot, from fake to real, and from white to black. There seemed to be a pretty good ratio of girls to tables too. The girls seem encouraged to move around, which is nice, but they cannot sit down or drink with you, which is not so nice. The common practice seemed to be to snuggle/hug with you for a few minutes and try to work a private dance.