Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Overall, Heavenly Bodies is a decent,...

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amdboy
Aug 31, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Overall, Heavenly Bodies is a decent, but quirky, place. I would describe it as "a good grind at a great price". The club has been around forever, and the building is just a bit run-down on the exterior. Inside, it is dark overall. The regular room where you get dances is very bare-bones, with simple stack chairs ringing around the room, and TV's with soft porn on them around the room also. Why they even have tv's in this room I have no idea, let alone with soft porn on them...in case you're getting a lousy dance, and want to watch something else...?

Upstairs is the slightly more upscale room, where you will basically get the same dance for more money in a slightly more comfortable environment. The good part about the upstairs is that the girl can drink alcohol with you up there, but she cannot on the main floor. They have a 3 for $50 special for the upstairs area. The special downstairs is 5 dances for $50, basically topless (my favorite economy deal).

The women are generally pretty, but lack in variety. Most women have skinny, firm bodies, cute butts and relatively smallish breasts. It seems the owner there prefers this type, as most of the girls there fit this mold. It almost seems as if he made a body mold for this type of woman, and then put different color wigs on the girls - that's how similiar a lot of the girls look.

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