Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

In short: downscale club, mostly hispanic...

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Boomey
Sep 18, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

In short: downscale club, mostly hispanic patrons and dancers, mostly middle-tier quality dancers, very low drink prices, packed on Saturday night when I visited, very strange setup for private dances, plenty of parking including at an office building across the street.

In detail: Parking lot was full so I was directed to park in the office building lot across the street. After paying cover I had to place a token in a turnstyle to get in. Very strange. There was a heat lamp with some snacks (pizza, I think) at the entrance. The floor appeared to be painted concrete but I wasn't sure since it was fairly dark inside. Dancers were mostly middle tier quality with hispanic chicks in the majority. The dancers generally would engage you briefly in conversation and then propose a "private" dance. The private dance is in a moderately-lit backroom which has about 20 chairs lined up along the walls and -here's the strange part- a cash register at the door. After you pay the dancer she gives the money to the guy at the cash register who rings it up. I had never seen that kind of setup before, but I didn't like it because I like to tip hard-working girls extra but it looked like the money just went to management. Dances were hands-off. In terms of the dancer quality, I don't recall seeing anything I would classify as high quality. Latino guys had a good selection from their community. There were several dancers with heavy bleach and overexposure to tanning salons, ie the skanky look. I chose a Bulgarian girl since she was the most natural-looking and attractive women in the house.

If you plan to do a lot of drinking, this place could be your best alternative. I can't remember exactly, but I think my beer was $1 or $1.50. That could explain the heavy blue-collar presence.

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