I've been going to this club...

I've been going to this club for like 20 years on and off. Lately, mostly on. In fact, far more than I should. That's because 9 times out of 10 I end up at this club because it's the closest to me.

The place looks like it should be condemned and the gravel parking lot complete with potholes is a blast. Ownership is aware of all this and takes advantage of there being no good clubs on the Northside or near O'Hare. My fav is that you can only do a cash advance up to $300 on a credit card because the owner doesn't wish to pay any further fees. Oh and those bar stools are annoying if you're there for a long period of time.

Still the drinks are cheap, the parking is free, and with a lack of decent northside clubs. If you have problem best manager to talk to is Satchel who was a former dancer there. She gets it. Most of the wait staff is cool but then they know me by name and sight.