Recently on a business trip to...

Recently on a business trip to Chicago and stopped by HB. Hadn't been in a couple of years. I think the quality of the girls has gone considerably downhill. $10 cover gets you into a big room with three stages. They only had 2 stages running the night I went. The girls on the stage never undress and seem to have real difficulty making eye contact. They just stare at the ceiling and look bored, even when you are trying to tip them. I don't think I spoke with one girl that didn't have a heavy European accent. Call me old fashioned but occasionally I like to talk to girls from the US. I had 2 lap dances for $15. They take you into the lap dance room where they take off the top, but have a 'string' that surrounds their breasts, as apparently they aren't allowed to be nude. What kind of lame ordinance is that? Anyway, the dance had little contact and no 2-way. I felt like the girl was waiting to get it over with. That's fine if she is, but I'm paying her to make me feel like it's not. It will be at least a couple more years before I go back.