My first time here. At...

My first time here. At first I wasn't sure I was at the right place. The outside looks like it could be an abandoned building, complete with peeling and chipped paint all over the walls. However, the inside was much nicer. About a dozen TVs lined the walls around the club, and most of the seating was stools at club tables. Could easily get 250 guys in here on a busy night (this one wasn't). There's a large stage in the middle of the room and 2 smaller ones at either end. On this night only the main stage was in use.

Compared to other clubs that I've been to in the area (I'm convinced that Chicago is Strip Club Hell) the girls here were pretty nice. No 10's, but some solid 8's and mostly 6-7's. No fatties, no druggies and all that stopped by were pretty friendly.

Lap dances here are $10 per song with tops on, $15 topless. As I was looking around, it hit me that the songs that were playing were either starting in the middle or ending well before they normally do. I actually timed them for a 15-minute period and all of the songs clocked in at just about 2 1/2 minutes, so a topless lap dance equates to about $30 for five minutes ($6 per minute, which is actually on par with places like the Playhouse Lounge and Cheeks in NJ, where I'm from).