Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I only had about 30 minutes...

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happylap
Feb 13, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I only had about 30 minutes to spend but decided to just drop in to see what it's like at night. All my previous visits here had been in the early afternoon.

Entrance fee was $10 and right next to the entrance there was a girl standing next to a huge ice bucket with bottles of beer for sale-$3 each. In the past I remember really cheap drinks, like 50 cents or one dollar for industrial brews. But I couldn't say no to the beautiful lady and $3 is still pretty cheap for a strip club so I purchased a Fosters. Maybe had I gone to a table and ordered from a waitress it would have been cheaper, I don't know.

My first impression was remembering how industrial this place looks. No comfortable seating--only high tables with bar stools. Probably the reason for that is that the girls are not allowed to linger very long with customers. They will come up and give you a big hug and stand and chat for a while before they ask if you'd like a dance. So from your bar stool you can get some nice closeness, fondle her butt and rub her back but she never stays for long.

After a few minutes I relaxed and enjoyed the view. Three stages, but only for one song did I see all three stages in use. No nudity on stage, not even topless.

The girls here are, for the most part, very young and attractive. For a DOM in his fifties, I like that. I was surprised this time that every girl I talked to had a standard American accent. On my previous visits I've noticed a lot of eastern European and Hispanic dancers. I like the variety and missed that sexy eastern European accent.

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