Heavenly Bodies

First of all the drinks are very cheap, especially if you are drinking beer. The dancers are all pretty friendly and will come up and talk to you. I danced the last…

This club has had some critical reviews posted here. Stopped by in the early afternoon. When you first enter the club it is not very impressive with basic tables and chairs…

I agree that things seem to have gone downhill in recent months but still the best in Chicago area from perspecive of very good looking dancers, cheap drinks and dances that are…

Sadly, the economy is really impacting this place, and not in a good way. Attendance is way way down, and those that do still show up are spending quite a bit less.…

Went to HB's for the first time in years. Man this place has gone downhill. I did however have the chance to dance with a hot blonde Karissa (sp). Very sweet, beautiful,…

Been here a few times in the afternoon. HB's is a friendly place with a variety of girls - slim to bigass. Three stages, but only one in use mid-day.…

This is a place that I consider my fall back. I used to go a lot when Elecktra and another girl (whose name slips me) danced there. Now I just…

This was my fall back club over the years. While not expecting a lot of mileage, I do expect some fun. Stopped by recently expecting to have a little bit of fun.…

Nice club, reasonable prices for dances and cover. Second shift girls, after 7, are more friendly. Girls are very cute. Ariel is very nice and gives a great dance.…

HB gets a bad rap, why I have no clue. They have a great 50 dollar vip special now, and the cheapest beers in town. A ton of different…

Back to the HBs since I was flying into ORD, and had to see what was happening. What is happening is that there is quite a few new girls there who…

Had a great time here Tuesday evening. Lots of hot chicks. All friendly and willing to show me a good time. Drinks are real cheap. Lot's of babes.…

Havent been here in awhile and notcied that they have alot of new dancers here. Cover is still $10 to enter and beer is free but if you want fast service…

Been coming here for a long time. It is by far the best place to go to in the Chicago area. I prefer going during the day since it is not as…

The club is very cheap and fun to go to. The cover is $10 and the beer is usually around $1. Very friendly waitresses and good service. The club…

I was there at tuesday afternoon and decided to kill time for a while. Nothing is special. Cover is 10 bucks and no good girls and very pushy ones specially the immigrant…

i love this place and the girls working here... i make sure to stop in every time i am leaving Chicago. They should lower their beer prices though

the main dance floor is nothing special. the girls keep their bikinis on at all times in this area. the dances in the private area are either with or without…

Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a…

The ladies are very hot. there were a few polish ladies. The dances, however, are not great because of the setup. You can go downstairs for dances at $15 nude, but the…

I've visited HB a few times. I was stunned that no dancers talked to me at all the last time I was there. The private dances are very short (about…

I was near ohare earlier this week and decided to head into the old stomping grounds. Well a lot has changed, it was bad. Still quite a few eastern european…

Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true. Although the price structure here is decent there is…

This place ones my favorite has become an OK to me at this moment. I was there yesterday which was a Saturday twice, once at noon and later in the night. Beer…

This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and near O'Hare airport. Also, this place has some beautiful girls, and I would say that they are friendly, but…

I was here recently on a weekday evening. It is my club of choice, when I have time and no plans. I always find a girl or two who I end up…

I went about noon and soon found that my favorite, Rozanne was working. We spent some very nice time together, but I actually wanted lunch before we went back to dance.…

One of the best values out there when it comes to alcohol. 20 dollars gets you in the door and to any open seat you want. They have a main stage and…

I have been to this club many times. Most dancers are ok looking. Most are from eastern europe -- poland, checz, etc. Good value. $20 entry. Then beer is…

5-6-08 My boss and I made our semi-annual visit to HB. Arribed around 7:30. Upon entering the club, we were asked for ID's, them gave the girl $10 for a…

Went there for the first time with a friend of mine who raved about HBs Club in non-nude, only bikini on stage. Dancers are fairly pushy with dances and I…

Stopped by during the day shift about 3:30 on a recent weekday. As expected there were maybe a dozen dancers to choose from and there were maybe a dozen customers when I…

I had this place on boycott since January of 2006, and broke it during a recent visit into town after moving away. Why this place continually gets good reviews is beyond…

Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are better offerings to be…

Ok, so I'm in town and a friend likes using me as an excuse to go to HB. No big deal it's pretty close to my hotel near O'Hare. We…

Great lunch time or ohare airport delay stop. Night shift usually better then day, but always a couple of great looking girls. You just have to tip while eu are…

Continuing their slippage into a all time low for me. Gave it another chance after seeing some good reviews, but an evening trip was a waste. Theo nly gal on…

If you are in the Chicago area and are hoping for a great strip club experience, then you better save your money and hit another town. However, if you are looking for…

Cover charge is cheap, $5 during the day and $10 at night. Food is free and the liquor is cheap. It is a bikini bar but topless is permitted in the VIP…

Wow. This club can surprise. I've been going here off and on for 30 years. Stopped in after a 9 month absence and had a great time. Lot's…

I used to love coming to HB's after work, about 4PM on weekdays. My favorite dancers were Chantal, Devin, and Helen. In the past few month, all three of them…

Let's start off the year fresh! Please get rid of the pathetic dancers- Miko should be Freeko- I don't need a freaky looking wierdo with a 12 year old body rubbing the…

Stopped by after work, last working friday before Xmas. Usually the friday before a holliday is like going to a stripper play land. Very busy and lost of ladies.…

The girls are great. I had a chance to get a 5 for $50 session with Dixie. She was a lot a fun and gave a very nice dance-forward, backwar and upside…

Have been going here for years, It's had its' ups and downs. Seems to be in one of the better cycles now. Several new younger dancers and for a change, some of…

Had some time to kill before a flight and HB is located close to the airport. As other reviews have noted, this is not a high end club and there is…

I hadn't been to this club in over a year. They still haven't paved the parking lot. One good thing is that the club is no smoking. Other than that, nothing has…

Oh how the mighty have fallen, used to be worth the time, the money, and now it is a shallow shell of its former self. Used to love the Euro girls,…

Chicago...not a bastion of strip club fun. That said, HB is such a contradiction in terms. Remodeling has been going on for at least 15 years, and that is NOT…

Stopped by last Thursday around 9pm. Cover was $10. Jacket need to be checked. Domestic beers are only 50 cents. Imports vary. Heinekens $2 and Coronas $3.50. I didn't try but looks…

This would be a higher rating for the girls, lap dances, $0.50 beers except for the fact that it is not topless. I just can't get past the fact that if…

This is not your top shelf club. That being said you can have a great time here. The best word to describe this club is Industrial. Industrial area, industrial…

Time of Day: Saturday Night from 9:30 pm - 2:00 am. Cover: $10 Drinks: $0.50 for Beer, free pop Parking: Free. Easy parking in and out. Bar Scene: Three stages…

Went on a Thursday afternoon after work brought me out to O'Hare and had not been in since they started the infamous dollar dances, all I can say is what a f***ing…

This clue is pretty good and can be bad at the same time. On the good side, the cover is $10 and that includes food and inexpensive drinks (free soda, 50 cent…

I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and was booked with another…

This club has become more and more disappointing the more times I go there. It has become a non smoking club. But that is not the worst part. The…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the outcasts you see standing…

Went back to this place after a long absence on a Friday night. Was denied entry because they wouldnt allow sport shorts so had to change. Place has gone down…

Went on a Thursday night around 9. Was there for 3 hours. The club is located in an industrial area with $10 cover. Variety of beers available and quite cheap $2-3. The…

Went to Heavenly Bodies on a Wednesday about noon. Large free parking lot in a safe suburban/industrial location. There is a $10 cover charge. Beers are 50 cents, soft…

The dances on stage are done in bikinis. The first night I was there, there was a hot Polish girl. The second night the girls were not impressive. There are…

Things that knock my rating down: - no nudity, all bikini, on stage - only one way touching during the lap dances - girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer.…

I was in Chicago on a layover Saturday night and decided to stop by based on the reviews. If what you're after is a bar with cheap drinks, food, and one girl…

First time there paid cover walked in and sat for 3 songs no waitress or dancer approached me. Plenty of eye candy in the form of long legged and enhanced blondes.…

HB is definitely a good time. Not living room comfy, more like a bar. Cover is $5 before 5pm, $10 after. It includes food and well drinks. Premium booze runs only $2…

Whenever I am badly in need to unwind, this is the club I head to. You do not get a lot of mileage here unless you have a great rappo with the…

Not bad. The girls were 7's and 8's, with one 9.5 (Mandy). Unless you are willing to drop some money in VIP/Private, don't bother with dances. The stage shows…

For the Chicago area, this is a decent club depending on what your preferences are. If you just like to watch girls take their clothes off on stage and don't get into…

One of the local favorites. I end up here every few weeks with some friends. You can't beat the $10 cover which includes bar food and 50cent domestic beer. Mixed drinks are…

Yes, the monthly review is here.. the Bulgarian Princess is back, Aurora had a fiver plus two and it was the fantasy that you would expect, stayed later and…

I am a regular at Heavenly Bodies I get out there about once a month and have almost always had a good time. First of all you can't beat the prices…

Made my monthly trip to the mecca of eastern european hotties, and was pleasently suprised to make the acquaintance with an american babe-o-rama by the name of meme, mimi, momo as i…

I went to HB on Wednesday. There were alot of new ladies, but they seemed to circulate less then in the past. There are some new 7-9 in Mercedes and…

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.)…

When you first come in to this club it appears to be nothing more than a bikini bar that serves food. The women are mostly attractive but the dancing on stage…

Went to HB on Monday and saw several new faces. That was good because it seemed like there were very few girls there. Unique was there are hot as ever,…

I was disappointed in this club. It was very large and very noisy. There were plenty of girls and they were cruising for interested customers for the VIP. The…

OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A BIKINI CLUB; SO CUSTOMERS DON'T GET TO SEE ANY PART OF THE GIRLS' BODIES AT ALL--NOT EVEN THEIR BOOBS! LEVEL OF NUDITY: The whole point…

This is a strange club. It is bikini in the main room but for private dances it can be topless. It seems the club really is about the lap dance…

This was my first time back to HB in maybe 8 months. I was there about noon. Not very crowded, but then I saw her. "Unique". Yes, she…

Went to HB early on a Monday evening. This was my first trip to a club in Chicago, and while I think Chicago has earned its reputation as a bad town…

Was here on a Thursday night a couple of weeks ago. Not many changes here, a few new girls, one in particular caught my eye. Her name was Sadie, a very cute,…

Back to an old favorite, the place is like that ol barcolounger, you know you should get rid of it, but it feels so good. Happened to be in the neighborhood…

Large place, good looking girls for the most part, but had 2 come over within minutes of arriving who would not take no for an answer on the private dances.…

lots of girls here. a few 9's. the club was super busy and beer was $3-$4 so that wasn't bad i got a dance from a real looker "farrah" and she did some amazing…

This is a real, "good ol boy" type of club. Well, it's more of a bar atmosphere. Lot's of guys and girls just havin a good time. The dancers are really nice…

Being from Dallas, this place is really strange, to say the least. It is a "bikini bar" which means the girls dance in the main room on stages in bikinis- some…

I stopped by last week and settled in slowly (it was a mon. night, so not as crowded). Had a couple of beers, and some pizza before I started even taking the…

I always seem to have lots of fun here, and it always seems to cost lots of money! I haven't been in a couple of years, but not much seems to…

I must say one of the real advantages of living in strip club hell (Chicago) is that it saves me the time and the money that I'd most assuredly blow if there…

This is still the best deal in the Chicago area. $10 cover includes bottomless soft drinks and domestic bottled beers for .50 cents/each. Its only a bikini club, but the girls will…

I just went to HB and was a bit dissapointed. There were several very sweet and attractive girls, but the songs were literally 2 minutes long!! I timed them and one…

This place is freakin incredible! The girls all have great attitudes and the lap dances will make you go home happy. I went on a Tuesday night and it was hopping.…

OK, now I know why they have an upstairs at HB's. It is private and the girls appreciate the extra $$ and it shows in the level of effort, while the…

This place is fun. It is down to earth. I was there late in the afternoon. Most of the ladies are nice and do not push. I had a dance with Alexis,…

Went to Allstars last Friday during the day. No cover till 8 pm. Drinks are $5.00 for a beer, $8.00 + for a mixed drink. There were about 15 dancers working that…

What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a beer? I say…

Back again to one of the favorites. Went for a friends birthday on a Saturday night. As usual on the weekend it was pretty crowded. We had a group of 10 and…

This is a big, noisy place. Lots of girls and loads of noisy guys. To me it seemed like more of a sports bar than anything else. The girls…