Crazy Horse Cabaret

Was passing through on my way back from Houston around 5 PM so I stopped in hoping to take a break and enjoy some female company. When I went in there were…

I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their…

Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you…

First time visitor to this club on a recent Wednesday night. Arrived at 9:30 pm and stayed for three hours. Ample parking lot which is free. Based on the number of cars…

This is a fun place. Headed here after a total bust at the Penthouse. Lots of variety of girls here, black, white, hispanic, Asian, curvy, skinny, tats, no tats. I found the…

In Baton Rouge for work so decided to hit the local club scene. Everyone raves about the Penthouse here, but its closed on Sundays, so Crazy Horse Cabaret it is! Got there…

Went last August so a bit delayed on review. Got there at 10pm. The stage and place is same it has been the past couple years. Three stages where one is tiny…

So a return visit after many months away. Arrived about 10pm on a Tuesday to a fairly full parking lot. Good sign. Maybe it's actually happenin... Scanned the ID and…

This was my first strip club experience. I was driving down the freeway and made an impulse decision to stop. The club was nice and everything seemed clean. It seemed really safe,…

Decided to stop through CH, thinking I’ll watch Thursday Night Football. Turns out they don’t have Amazon so they played last week’s game. Oh well. No cover when I got there. Think…

Got there around 11 for a little break after being on the road from Alabama for a long time. Sat off to the side and just had a red bull (I rarely…

After a just OK visit to PH BR the night before (yes it was Monday) where watching some of the finer sex patrons was WAY more interesting than the dancers on stage,…

Arrived about 9:30pm on Memorial Day. There were only 5-6 dancers and similar numbers of PL’s when I arrived but increased to about a dozen dancers by 11:00. There were a few…

Been going to this club more often since clubs have been getting back up and running Baton Rouge and surrounding areas. It seemed it was taking Penthouse on Bennington a little bit…

Had a good experience on my first experience so went back. This time things were still good but a bit different. There were more girls working this time so there was a…

I have been to this club a few times before COVID, it’s always been hit or miss for me as far as talent. The club itself is fine, bartenders and staff…

From the outside the place seems pretty rundown. Once you walk in though the place is actually not that bad. There are two stages. One right in front once you walk in…

Stopped here for the first time on a Friday night at the end of June. The place was a bit out of the way, but seemed safe enough. Plenty of free parking.…

So, I went to Crazy Horse on two consecutive Fridays, both with pretty solid results. The first time I walked in, I went to the bar to grab a beer and get a…

Stopped in for a late afternoon visit, while waiting for the traffic to die down. Planned on spending maybe 45 minutes or so, but ended up staying about 2 hours.…

It has been a little while since my last visit. I was on my way to Lafayette and decided to spend a few moments which turned into a couple of hours.…

This club can be hit or miss. Some nights, it is all skinny girls with tatoos. But some nights, it really hits! And tonight was one of them.…

It had been a while since I last visited this place. For those of you who have not been here, I will say that for its location it is a very…

Walking distance from my hotel, it was the logical choice. In addition, they serve food, so two needs served. Strolled over about 8:00 on a Friday. I didn’t drive over, but it…

I went by the Crazy Horse and had a good time. I went ahead and played a few hands of video games. While I was there I had a relatively…

Short answer: Compared to the Penthouse Club in BR, this club is decidedly low key and laid back. Cover on Wednesday night was $8. Rum and coke cost…

I had to drive from Baton Rouge to Lake Charles and decided to take a quick visit before I had to drive the entire way. Also there are no clubs…

I stopped by Crazy Horse on my way passing through the area. Cover was $8 and beers were $5.50 each. Not bad. I saw plenty of open seats, which is encouraging for…

I was working west of Baton Rouge for the week and had an early morning flight so I decided to get a room somewhat near the airport. This club is right off…

I stopped by this place on my way to Lake Charles. I have been here many times and it is hit and miss. The girls are not like they once…

It is a very nice facility. Dancers ranges from 5 to 9's. Not very aggressive trying to make money. Many just hung out around the video poker machines. single dance $25 1/2 hour $180 1…

I am in the middle of a move to Baton Rouge. I make weekly trips back to my old home to maintain and keep it up until it sells.…

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve…

I was on my way to Lake Charles and decided to pay this place a visit. We do not have any good options in Lake Charles. Temptations in Sulphur is…

So same story here, in town on business it was Monday so didn't expect much but this place seamed like a good choice. The club is located near some truck stops but…

So I was driving on I 10 and saw billboards advertising lunch at the Crazy Horse Cabaret. It was almost lunchtime, about 11:15, stopped to gas up the vehicle then I went…

I stopped by the Crazy Horse Cabaret on my way home from Baton Rouge. This place has always been a nice place to go and relax. In the past girls…

This is an excellent club, hidden away in Port Allen, just off I-10 and Hwy 415. The dancers tend to be quite good looking, but there is a lot of variety…

Though I would give this place a try and glad I did! Overall average talent in this club, reasonable drink and food prices, friendly girls. Erica came over to chat me…

I was driving down I-10 on a business trip and saw a billboard for a strip club off the next exit. Spur of the moment, I said if the club was right…

I stopped by once again on a Sunday evening, it was around 9:30-10. The first time I went wasn't too bad (2015), so I decided to go once again. The club…

Was my actual first time at a strip club. I've been to a few more since then and no other time compared to this experience. Went for my friends bachelor party. There…

I used to visit this club a lot, but I haven't been there in months until tonight. In the last few months they have done a great deal of work inside the…

Went to the Crazy Horse in Port Allen last Friday night at around 9pm. The place was pretty busy with a number of dancers. There was a good mix of…

This is an awesome club. I haven't been since the remodel but there were tall poles which are great for girls who are excellent on the pole. This club is more laxed…

Well, I reviewed this club a while back and it has since been totally reworked. Figured I would update it a bit. In my last review, I claimed the physical appeal of…

Well I'm back in the game..visited Crazy Horse this past Tuesday and had a great time. Superb bar and drinks..kinda pricey but drinks are well made and fairly strong. The…

Was trying to go the the Penthouse Club in Baton Rouge and driving in from Lafayette. All of you familiar with Baton Rouge traffic know the huge delays in getting into…

I have not posted a review since they remodeled the club in 2014, so here is an update. As others have commented, the physical layout of the club has changed a lot.…

They have done a serious remodel since the last time I've been there! No longer two rooms. It's got a huge center island bar surrounded by 3 stages. Multiple tables to sit…

Okay, looks can be deceiving on this one.<br> <br> I paid my $10 cover to get in here and almost immediately turned around, which I never do. That would have been a mistake.<br> <br> The…

It's an older wood building, a little beaten by the weather, looks like it's been repainted more than once. The cars parked outside lead one to believe that it's a rougher crowd…

Went on a Friday night, when you walk in the cover was $8.<br> <br> There is a main stage right up front that is a little more crowded and a second stage they call…

Much improved... Thumbs up! Hadn't tried Crazy Horse for a while, had been lukewarm on it... but had a good visit, popping in just before midnite on a Fri. Still low-ceilings and…

I came in just after 7pm last Thursday to let off a little stream before my flight in the morning. It was training big time, and when I walled in I…

I've visited this bar for years... it has a consistency that I like... sometimes marginally good and sometimes great, but consistently very good. The girls have more tats and hardware than some…

Nothing much changes at this place and all in all thats a good thing. Reasonable quality of girls -- but not really much "enhanced'" in site. These are your normal…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Five very good looking women in the place, with a blonde, a couple of brunettes and a beautiful African-American woman.... Now down to the nitty…

I went to the Crazy Horse (Port Allen) on a Monday afternoon. Recently there had been a pretty good selection of girls in the afternoons, but on this day, there were only…

Had just about written this place off after a few visits with very low quality talent, but went back last Saturday and I was impressed. Same old set up 7-8$ cover,…

I was in Baton Rouge for business and dropped in on a Thursday night. It's right across the Mississippi River from Baton Rouge, and not too hard to get to from…

Had a surprisingly good time here. It had just opened up, so not much smoke yet. There was one dance that had clocked in, and she was actually really hot.…

best strip club in baton rouge area which is not saying much compared to what i'm used to in south carolina. the bartenders and waitresses are pretty and friendly if you visit…

I stopped by this club on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers. I was just there for a mid-day break, and I had a coke, which was about $3. I…

Average strip club at best. It's not a bad place, just not outstanding in any way except for the profuse cigarette smoke which permeates everything. Certainly a mediocre club in comparison with…

In Town for a few days my job offered a little layover time so i decided to revisit crazy horse, i havent been here in a few years but was hoping to…

Pros: This place has plenty of free parking, you can see the inside if the main area before you pay the entry fee so you can walk away if you don't like…

I have been to this club occasionally, and decided to go this Friday afternoon. Typically, there are 6-10 dancers in the afternoon, but this afternoon, there were only four that I saw.…

Amazing how long since this place has had a review. Have to try and fix that... Went by on a recent weekday late afternoon and spent a few hours. There were…

I visited this area recently. I do not know the other clubs in the area, so I cannot compare. The club setting is nice. There is always a girl on the stage…

Went on a Monday Night. Only the front room stage was open, which was fine because the club was busy enough to fill just this side. Overall the dancer quality here…

Visited on a Friday night. The place was hopping. A Diet Coke was 3.25. I found a nice dark corner (there are only a couple) and settled in. I usually like…

A friend and I went to this club recently and had a very good time. First, the club is very nice, 2 stages in 2 different rooms. One of the stages is…

I went one night only because a friend of mine worked here! I went with a few girls and maybe two guys after leaving a birthday party! My friend insisted we came…

Due to the lack of anything to do in nearby Plaquemine, LA I drove the 25 minutes over to the Crazy Horse Cabaret . It is conveniently located just off I-10…

This visit was on Superbowl Sunday. Sunday seems to be the day to visit as there is no local competition open that day. The club was busy with lots of decent dancers.…

this review is of my visit on sept. 16, 2011. a friend of mine had never been to a strip club and wanted to go to one for the first time…

Visited there on relatively slow Saturday nights, which turned out for the better as the dancer count was low. Being new I was given the cold shoulder for a bit except…

This review is from Tuesday night. Pretty slow, only 1 stage open. I recommend Sundays when they are packed, with 20-25 dancers. I guess this is because most clubs in the area…

I feel this is the best place to go in the Baton Rouge area. Not quite as "hot" of girls as the Gold Club, but much friendlier and more mileage.…

I went to the Crazy horse three nights in a row and had mixed feelings about it at first. Saturday night was the last time and I don't plan to go back.…

I visited Crazy Horse this past Friday..really bad and really good. Let me explain..first the bad, a dancer named Sherri (my real name). She is either asian or hispanic (depending…

This club has two stages, main and cabaret stage. Cover is always $6. Beer is pretty prices at $5.25. The club is pretty spacious and dark. Shot girls…

Went there one evening to watch one of the monday night games and it has a good atmosphere. The club has a wide variety of dancers which is a good thing…

I visited Crazy Horse last Tuesday evening..honestly, the quality of dancers had diminished a good bit from my last visit, along with the quality of dances. The lappers I got were pretty…

I'm giving Crazy Horse a perfect score because I was so amazed that a club of its quality existed in Port Allen. I feel like a trip to PA isn't complete without…

I last visited Crazy Horse two weeks ago..not very busy at first, but it did liven up later in the evening. Lots of good at this club..the dancers are really attractive…

Every once in a while I stop in here and remember how I used to enjoy it's former existence as "Topcats"..well, surprise!!!! The girls have gotten friendlier, the drinks not as…

Typical setup walk in not so hot girl that thinks she is sitting at the desk to get your cover ($7) walk in and club is divided in 3 sections, 1 large…

If you get a chance, check out Noami and Deserae, they make a bangin team in VIP... I think they're dating or something, which makes the experience really action packed. Crazy…