Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Visited there on relatively slow Saturday...

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HB13
Aug 14, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Visited there on relatively slow Saturday nights, which turned out for the better as the dancer count was low. Being new I was given the cold shoulder for a bit except for one $-hungry dancer (after reading about the tagging system from a previous reviewer, I took her for a dance & got her out of the way). After warming up with a couple drinks, unique $-tips, and conversation, the club started to open up and be more friendly (well the dancers, bartender, and locals anyway, not the waitresses).

6/10 Club Quality (lighting forced this score low):

+ Two stages & Two bars: When the patron count rises up, they turn on the "cabaret" stage (just another stage) and can have anywhere from two to three girls dancing at the same time. If you don't like the one on stage, just go to the next room. But also depending on the number of dancers in the club & how many are in VIP, you may see the same girls up over & over again. One of the cabaret spots was directly under an Air Conditioning vent (all the girls complained about it), & you were freezing your ass off while the girls weren't "opening" up due to the cold.

-- Very Dark Stages. They had some rotating colored lights, but those weren't aimed at the stage. Instead they flashed around the tables & bar, and annoyingly blinded patrons. FYI: the dark stage hides older dancers' "faces" fairly well.

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