Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Pretty solid club, better than expected for Baton Rouge.

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fluffypest
Jan 19, 2020, 5:08 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

So, I went to Crazy Horse on two consecutive Fridays, both with pretty solid results.

The first time I walked in, I went to the bar to grab a beer and get a feel for the place. One important note is that they allow smoking, since they're not in East Baton Rouge, so that may be a big turnoff (it is for me). The cover was, if I remember correctly, $7. The bartenders were cute and friendly, the beer was pretty reasonably priced ($3 for a bottle of some crap domestic beer, I think). Pretty much immediately after I sat down, a dancer walked straight up to me, grabbed my junk, and asked to dance. Being that I had just gotten in and hadn't really gotten my wits about me, I agreed (not the smartest move). We did a standard lapdance in the communal lapdance room, then I decided to go to the VIP room for 15min., since there was a lot of two-way contact for the normal lapdance (a small amount of rubbing through my pants, and tons of grinding). The contact in VIP was much higher, but no extras were hinted at and there was only slight to moderate stickshifting through the pants during the dance. Pretty solid dance, not amazing.

I hung around for a while, got a lapdance from another dancer, had a beer or two, and relaxed while watching the dancers on the poles. There are three poles throughout the place, one being the mainstage, and the other two acting as a first-come-first-served deal. The dancers weren't particularly acrobatic, but they got topless and were generally attractive. Good mix between hispanic, white, and black, but I don't remember any Asian dancers there.

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