Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Amazing how long since this place...

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Mike_the_traveler
Sep 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Amazing how long since this place has had a review. Have to try and fix that...

Went by on a recent weekday late afternoon and spent a few hours. There were about 15 girls dancing, with decent variety. A couple of real beauties, a few not so much. There were several girls with bountiful naturals which is always a huge plus for me. In fact one girl had a very nice DD+ natural rack, but was disappointed to see her barely dancing while on stage. She did remove her top but pretty much just sat near edge of stage talking to another dancer. Seemed odd, until a bit later I was talking to said dancer and she indicated she wasn't dancing topless because earlier she had "pulled something" in her breast while doing a pole trick. Given the size/weight involved I can see how they could get injured when swinging free and my only thought was OUCH. Still, would have loved to see them bouncing around a bit. Girls dancing 3 songs, mostly clothed 1st, partially unclothed 2nd (a few topless -- some removed layers but still smaller bra on), 3rd was pretty much topless for all. No pasties in sight on that day, and some of the smallest g-strings I have seen in Louisiana on some of the girls. A couple of the girls were pretty talented on the poles.

During the day they were only using a smaller stage right where you come in, with a smallish bar behind it. They have a much larger and nicer room and stage to the left, but it was idle. Private dance rooms to the right. That stage area has maybe 10 tables or so, of which about 3 or 4 were occupied. Girls were moving around the room, stopping to chat with patrons, etc. Didn't feel pressured or pestered, but also not lonely so they balanced it about right. Bar service was good, beers cold and it was afternoon happy hour so no complaints. Also, wasn't charged a cover charge so all good.

Pluses: Big nice safe parking, nice facility, decent to very nice girls, reasonable drink prices, decent number of girls even for a weekday afternoon.

Minuses: Pretty smoky (one guy smoking cigars), a few dancers not quite so energetic on stage, lighting a bit darker than I would have liked.

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