Strangest visit I have ever had at a strip club.

So I was driving on I 10 and saw billboards advertising lunch at the Crazy Horse Cabaret. It was almost lunchtime, about 11:15, stopped to gas up the vehicle then I went to find the club. It was easy to get to, adjacent to I-10, down a frontage road. I get there, and they supposedly open at 11:30am. The club on the inside was very nice and very comfortable. The Beers were $4 and there was $9 cover. I went in, and the Lunch was a very poor quality lunch buffet set up on a table near the restrooms of all places. There were several customers sitting around waiting for girls as well I suppose.

There was not a single girl working. I sat at the bar and drank a beer and waited to see if any girls showed up . I did see one pudgy girl arrive and then go into the back room, but she never came out. I left at 1pm and gave up. I can not honestly say what the girls, value or mileage are like as I never saw any dancers. I am assuming that the reports here are true and there are some attractive dancers. Obviously this is not an afternoon club. Probably best to get here about 8 or 9pm. It was a unique experience...lol.