Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Nothing much changes at this place...

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Mike_the_traveler
May 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Nothing much changes at this place and all in all thats a good thing. Reasonable quality of girls -- but not really much "enhanced'" in site. These are your normal unretouched girl next door types, not the barbie dolls you see some places. Also, girls come in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, etc. which overall I think is good. There is the occasional dancer that probably should pursue another line of work, but for the most part the girls are worth at least the buck or two tips.

In the afternoon, they only use the first section of the bar where you enter, with the smaller stage. This increases the traffic around the stage and helps the girls get more tips. However, this day it was a bit crowded with only a few tables open, and there were several smokers in the place. The only tables available were next to the heaviest smokers which was a bit of a drag. However, the service was good, beer was VERY cold, bar prices reasonable, etc. If only the ventilation was just a wee bit better I would have no complaints at all about the physical surroundings. As evening approached (I went in late afternoon) and more girls arrived they did open the larger stage area in addition.

Dancers do the typical clothed 1st song then start removing to get down topless on the last song. Some girls are more aggressive and take more off sooner -- usually resulting in them getting more tips. Dancing was pretty average/normal for this kind of place. Nothing memorable either way.

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