A Mildly Insane Pony

Short answer:

Compared to the Penthouse Club in BR, this club is decidedly low key and laid back. Cover on Wednesday night was $8. Rum and coke cost $9.50. The laps cost $25, but the 20 min-for-$125, with no extras or hanky-panky, is a good choice with the right girl. Place wasn't overly noisy, music was mostly hip-hop and R & B, some rock. Girls of all kinds, ranking from a chubby 5 to a slim 8 (the WOCs have the best looks and bodies but some nice Latina and Caucasian as well).

Long answer:

Imagine a Florida-like, laid-back strip club surrounded by palm trees, in a featureless neighborhood (if you can call it that) with single-story weekly hotels and truck stops on the south side of I-10. Strangely enough, outside it looks more upscale than the Penthouse Club. But no valet parking or anything like that on a Wednesday night. You can just park in front with no trolls walking around making you pay to park. Go inside, a girl behind a counter collects $8 cover. Oh well. Straight ahead is the main stage with 5-6 guys sitting around it, with one girl on stage topless and 3 girls cuddling amongst the 5 guys at the side of the stage. To the left is a rectangular "Cheers"-like bar with PL's perched on the stools around it. There is a stage in back that may get used if it's busier.