Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Average strip club at best. It's...

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Nov 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Average strip club at best. It's not a bad place, just not outstanding in any way except for the profuse cigarette smoke which permeates everything. Certainly a mediocre club in comparison with those in larger cities like Houston or New Orleans. On my last couple of visits there were way more patrons (tendency to be blue-collar and local) than dancers. What few there were stayed with the same guys the whole time, thus minimizing one's chances for some friendly contact. Weekdays are lame and weekends are crowded so the best time to visit would be like a Thursday.

This is just a place to kill time given the limited SC choices in the area. I have had a few memorable times with some of the dancers at Crazy Horse in Pt Allen in the past but the turnover appears high so if I'm looking for so-and-so from a couple of months ago I'm unlikely to find her on the next visit. Usually a trip here is uneventful. Drinks are okay and not too expensive. VIP fun depends on the girl but staff will watch you.

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