Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Due to the lack of anything...

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FatFred
Feb 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Due to the lack of anything to do in nearby Plaquemine, LA I drove the 25 minutes over to the Crazy Horse Cabaret . It is conveniently located just off I-10 and is easily found. The outside is non descript and the sign is not big but is noticeable. Upon entering there is a cover charge of 6 bucks , but if you are police, fire, have a room key to a local hotel or a CDL and can show proof the cover is waived.

There are two stages and a VIP area. The girls were not spectacular mostly 6-7s with a nine or two and one super hot blonde that commanded everyones attention. The atmosphere was not very festive despite a 3/4 packed house. Two different girls sat with me. One that I was glad got up and left when I had to take a call (skinny, small tits and not my speed) then another who was quite entertaining and showed me 26 of 27 piercings. Not everyone is into that but I am. I sure would have liked to see that last one. We had great conversation and shared a drink that I didn't get gouged for paying normal reasonable price. The waitresses were always trying to serve me another but I'm not a hard drinker. The music was good a mixture of rock and hip/hop rap dependent upon the dancer. All in all I'd go back . i did ask about VIP but at $150 for a half hour I passed. One lap dance at $25 was okay with the girl being very friendly, but not completely, probably because the LE had been in earlier.

In the area I'd give it a shot but not worth going out of the way for . Next time I work nearby I will be back but only because it is the closest adult entertainment to where I am working.

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