Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd Port Allen, LA 70767

Could have ended great -- but didn't quite work out

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Mike_the_traveler
Sep 13, 2022, 7:37 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

After a just OK visit to PH BR the night before (yes it was Monday) where watching some of the finer sex patrons was WAY more interesting than the dancers on stage, I hit up the CH on a recent Tuesday. Arrived a bit late for an old fart (like 11PM). Place wasn't totally lit and rocking, but not empty. Maybe 15 dancers. Maybe 15-20 patrons. Only main stage in regular use, though a few of the dancers would hit the back room stages to "practice" or in some cases attract 1 or 2 dedicated patrons.

Club inside remains decently upscale, but not overly fancy. Main stage is maybe 8x20 feet and surrounded by perv chairs and tables/chairs. You can sit at the bar and be maybe 25 feet from stage as well. Back room stages are roundish and smaller -- but again mostly unused and empty. Couple of real hotties tending the bar, and service was great. Prices for cold ones are not cheap but reasonable given the type of establishment. Think I was paying about $4 to $4.50 each for ice cold Ultras.

Mix of dancers, variety of races and body types. No pure dimes in the mix, but nothing really below a 6 or 7 either. A couple of girls with a little extra curves, which I appreciate -- but nothing that I would categorize all the way into BBW. Dances generally topless on the 2nd of 2 songs. Stageside interaction with dancers is good, but nothing beyond the grey lines. Topless only -- and didn't see any additional peek-a-boo being played.

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