The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewNot what it used to be
I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old and shabby so…
dumbluck
Feb 9, 2019, 3:16 PM
Welcome to SFO and the HIGH Prices
So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a pop ?…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
BuckMcNutter
Feb 8, 2019, 7:04 PM
Just kinda meh, don't waste your time
Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Fear51)
thisishowwedoit
Feb 8, 2019, 8:57 AM
How bad can it really get?
Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm.
Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later I find that…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(PutaTester)
bitterdbag
Jan 15, 2019, 8:11 AM
super slow afternoon
It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my lap for a…
sololava43
Jan 13, 2019, 4:21 AM
What the eff happened to this place?
Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer friendly. I…
Fear51
Jan 4, 2019, 4:55 PM
Still holds up
Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night.
The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…
Vanessawinters
Dec 23, 2018, 7:57 AM
Waste of Time
Went with a bunch of co-workers and dinner/drinks. We were ready to spend money. Cover was $20. Was very disappointed when we got in. One girl dancing on the stage and maybe 2-3 girls around.…
thebillcarlson
Nov 24, 2018, 1:17 PM
Big Space Good Lighting
Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage is a T…
KindMan
Nov 24, 2018, 7:06 AM
hot time on thur afternoon
I sometimes come to crazy horse when i am in town from the east coast. I attended a sales force tech conference a few weeks back, and was lucky enough to get to the…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(WeLoveSC)
larryhint
Nov 21, 2018, 2:33 PM
VIP aint what it used to be
I remember when I visited several years ago and I was treated a lot better than this time round. That time, the girls were not as pushy about private dances and you paid a…
abc2002
Nov 18, 2018, 6:59 AM
This club is a total roll of the dice, sometimes its great, other times, it's mediocre.
Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(JuiceBox69)
jthomas
Nov 10, 2018, 12:03 PM
Mixed feeling
I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs…
sled666
Nov 6, 2018, 6:16 PM
My Fastest Club Visit!
Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Arnold Duk)
bitterdbag
Oct 27, 2018, 4:30 AM
Hit and miss but mostly miss
Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a…
follycarton
Oct 26, 2018, 5:56 AM
Fun at Crazy Horse
Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby.
Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women.
Sit at the…
Freakin
Oct 24, 2018, 8:08 AM
The Long View
I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…
MrJDW1
Oct 21, 2018, 2:36 PM
First SF strip club xperience
After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…
notoriousz
Oct 20, 2018, 6:02 AM
I’m always reminded why I don’t club in SF
I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…
madmoneyg
Oct 16, 2018, 7:10 PM
Crazy Horse, What Happened?
I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…
nella9653
Oct 14, 2018, 11:54 AM
Watch out for the hustle
Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night.
A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…
Roo09876
Oct 1, 2018, 6:09 PM
Crazy Prices at Crazy Horse
Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(goofy1rr)
SneakySecret2
Sep 9, 2018, 1:20 PM
excellent time with Tiffany
I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
VaderWayne
Sep 5, 2018, 7:58 PM
Mediocre
Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse.
I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(cutzlikaknife)
kuhl
Sep 3, 2018, 8:22 AM
HJ all da way
This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms with curtains for…
Bigjonny
Aug 26, 2018, 10:34 AM

