Reviews

Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer friendly. I…

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night. The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…

Went with a bunch of co-workers and dinner/drinks. We were ready to spend money. Cover was $20. Was very disappointed when we got in. One girl dancing on the stage and maybe 2-3 girls around.…

Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage is a T…

I sometimes come to crazy horse when i am in town from the east coast. I attended a sales force tech conference a few weeks back, and was lucky enough to get to the…

I remember when I visited several years ago and I was treated a lot better than this time round. That time, the girls were not as pushy about private dances and you paid a…

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs…

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened…

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a…

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby. Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women. Sit at the…

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night. A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…

This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms with curtains for…

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or two inward of…

The club has been described multiple times. It definitely needs a renovation to get rid of the smell and old furnitures. The entry fee is 20$ approx which is steep but the stage show makes…

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of…

Decided to come to Crazy horse after not feeling the first club of the night. Cover was $26 which seem like an odd number but we went for it anyway. Inside, the setup is different…

Crazy Horse is not in a great neighborhood. There are plenty of sketchy homeless folks laying on the sidewalk in the surrounding blocks. I would not recommend parking in the area. The…