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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

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published 5 yrs ago
Frustrated
reviewed by
TomsterC

8.0

Went to gold's club around 12 PM. Paid $16 dollars for admission. There were about 3-5 dancers within an hour. Ended up meeting Tiffany who I feel is drop dead gorgeous. Know people talk about…

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published 5 yrs ago
quick day/night double header
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.7

Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other visible…

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published 5 yrs ago
Another satisfying visit
reviewed by
SCtraveler

6.7

I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's not glamorous, and…

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published 5 yrs ago
Dead on a Monday night, but I had a good time
reviewed by
Perennial

7.7

It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite attractive and varied,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Got more than I expected
reviewed by
KindMan

8.0

This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of the girls I…

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published 5 yrs ago
Some Changes at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
MrJDW1

7.3

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

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published 5 yrs ago
Free Hot Dogs
reviewed by
sololava43

7.3

I have not been here on a sunday in years, not since they had a day shift on sunday. So its Sunday and i check to see what time they open since i was nearby.…

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published 5 yrs ago
Status quo at the Horse!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

8.0

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion of…

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published 5 yrs ago
club was dead but the Italian girl was worth the visit
reviewed by
hotelfreak

8.0

Better late then never ... Two months ago I stumbled upon this establishment on my visit to San Francisco . Not a good part of town but I had time to kill and walked in…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Decent value with awkward seating. Great place when there are feature performers.
reviewed by
Vanadis2001

7.3

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you…

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published 5 yrs ago
From Zero to Feature in 5 Hours
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.7

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side…

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published 5 yrs ago
First time
reviewed by
Siskiyounative

5.7

First visit here. Place is different. Basically a theatre style with catwalk. Entry fee was around $30. The room is long and narrow. Access to the private cabanas is near the entrance. Which seems strange.…