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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 4 yrs ago
Lifetime Fan
reviewed by
bboyle97

8.7

Crazy Horse, while not in a great part of SF, is a very old-school-esque type of club where the dancers are quite loose and the action is quite fun especially in the back rooms.

There's a…

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published 4 yrs ago
Crazy Horse Sunday Night
reviewed by
CheeseNugg

7.7

I went last sunday. The entry price was $21 and they had me fill out a questionnare. They didnt scan my id, like some other strip clubs do. There was one couple sitting near the…

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published 4 yrs ago
Going in the Wrong Direction
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.0

I posted a positive review of Crazy Horse from my first visit back two weeks ago. Visited again last night and things are going in the wrong direction. Like other PLs my decision whether to…

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published 4 yrs ago
After a Long Year Shuttered Crazy Horse is Back!
reviewed by
MrJDW1

8.0

OMG My home club finally re-opened on March 5th. There is new management and it shows. They even replaced the wobbly toilet seat in the men's room. Due to Covid restrictions face masks are worn…

review
published 5 yrs ago
The seats by the stage are the best!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

7.3

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and 2 other girls…

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published 5 yrs ago
Slow Friday night
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.7

Stopped in on a Friday evening and paid the $26 cover. It seemed a lot less busier than Friday evenings that I've come in on in the past but maybe it was just a slow…

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published 5 yrs ago
Time Crunch + good experience
reviewed by
barron15

7.7

The club is located on a major street in union square. It is right next to a small concert hall. I went there a night there was a rapper named tripper red and there was…

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published 5 yrs ago
Frustrated
reviewed by
TomsterC

8.0

Went to gold's club around 12 PM. Paid $16 dollars for admission. There were about 3-5 dancers within an hour. Ended up meeting Tiffany who I feel is drop dead gorgeous. Know people talk about…

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published 5 yrs ago
quick day/night double header
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.7

Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other visible…

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published 5 yrs ago
Another satisfying visit
reviewed by
SCtraveler

6.7

I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's not glamorous, and…

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published 5 yrs ago
Dead on a Monday night, but I had a good time
reviewed by
Perennial

7.7

It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite attractive and varied,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Got more than I expected
reviewed by
KindMan

8.0

This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of the girls I…