Reviews

I went in on a Sunday at 6:45. The cover was pretty reasonable at 16 dollars. So I go in and sit down in the big theater. No one was on stage and there was…

Here's a list of pros and cons about this club. In San Francisco, with a lack of club competition, most clubs are scams with lots of robs. Crazy Horse is one of the few places…

I went into Crazy Horse at approximately 6:00pm on a Thursday afternoon. I always like going in during the day/afternoon because the dancers that come in all know that the guests are looking for extras,…

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5pm, and there weren't too many people, 5 dancers and around 10 guests. Environment: This club was transformed from a theatre, with a big stage in front and seat in…

Monday afternoon, around 4pm. Tried to go to MBOF.... they were closed for some reason, so walked down to Crazy Horse. Not sure I would walk that walk after dark. I didn’t drive, but I didn’t…

It had been a long day at work and felt the need to destress. Zeroed in on crazy horse since i was in market street. The entry was $26. 50 % of the girls were…

Been to CH twice this year while on business to SF. Both times I've walked away impressed with the level of talent. Here are the details: $26 entrance fee around 7:30pm. Wrist band for re-entry.…

I used to come here when it had better, consistent new talent. Basically girls who were scared of working at Mitchell Brothers, but wanted to make more than what they could bring in at a…

Have had the worst dances and also the best dances here. Had one girl Mariah demand a tip at the start of our dance in the $100 room. Then after tipping her $40 she proceeded…

Went here on a whim with a couple of friends. Arrived at 11pm and cover was lower than expected. $15 a person. Quality of girls is all over the place, same with ethnicity. Started chatting with…

What a rip-off!! Stay the heck away. Walked in payed my 20$ cover. On an afternoon I thought this was crazy but what ever I was killing some time. As soon as I walked in…

CH used to be my favorite SFO club 10 years back. Now, since I live in the area, I pop in once every six months or so. As many have said it already on this…

They have small private rooms with curtains in the back. The “nice room” is $100 for 3 songs (2 songs if the girl is trying to short change you). The “naughty room” is $200 +…

I want to try to be detailed (within reason) for potential and existing patrons. Things at the Crazy Horse appear to be going down hill. The club still has some talent, but the…

Got to the club about 9:00 PM on a Thursday. This club does not serve alcohol, so if you want a buzz get that taken care of before... It's a fairly small club…

Odd theatre-style setup, where you're basically on display if you're tipping anyone. But the back rooms include $20 (bikiki, with mileage) and $40 (topless) dances in a common space, with private spaces for $100 or…

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping. Two dancers…

Dropped in to CH on a Sunday night to try to catch up with a fav dancer that I hadn't seen in a while. When I walked into the rundown theater I didn't see…

This place was once the shit. Myron, I believe the manager at the time was a homie and the girls were super cool. As the club aged, so did most of the girls with this…

I was at the crazy horse for a little relaxation while I was visiting the bay area and started out at the MBOT. I spent a few $$$ there in the afternoon and…

Entry fee is 21$. You get your money’s worth as the stage dances are hands on compared to other clubs. Club can definitely use an upgrade. Dingy seating and theatre setting is not comfortable. Dancers…

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the same…

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty. The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were above a 5/10,…

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did I…

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of hot girls who…