The Crazy Horse Reviews

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I was then approached by Chanel, a blonde white female who is around 5'11" in heels. She has a...

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her last show. Theatre seating as usually with about 25-30 seats for the long stage that is in...

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind of annoying because I expected only a couple PL's. Worst part was sitting opposite of each other at...

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix girl, ending in a booth in the back where she started making out with me.

She promised to show...

This is my go to place in SF but as of late the place seems to be in a state of being run down. Was there on a Thursday night recently. Overall the dancers are your pros who have been here for awhile. Had dances with Lyla. Yuko and Tokyo....

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of a screen you have a stage. This makes things kind of awkward when the girls approach you. Many...

So this was my first visit to a club in San Francisco. Didn't know exactly what to expect, but did know things were pricey and that held true to form. Spent about an hour there, and meandered around at first to get bearings. As other reviews described,...

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance from but today there was only 1. Good news is I got a great dance from a decent...

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites working. Figures this particular Monday there website was down and I didn't know who was there.

I haven't...

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there.

I got there about 1 hour before Adriana's late show. I sat in the 3rd row of seats by the stage...

Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase.

"Hey baby would you like a dance?" said the sweetest voice I've ever heard, as she leaned forward exposing her big...

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the early evening is way down. There are fewer dancers and fewer patrons, usually less than ten....

I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls.

The night I visited, the average girl was a 3-4 in looks and body, with a lot of large...

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no one stage side so the dancer mostly danced by the glass wall in the back. I...

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater.

It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting. I don't know about you, but the darkness in strip clubs makes me feel more at...

A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not go into the register. There was nothing to show for it, no receipt, no band. The cashier claimed...

Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered no problems walking to the club from my hotel.

At the door, a cute girl greeted me and it...

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only thing which I don't like is cover is ridiculously $31 bucks if there's some porn star...

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG!

Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.)

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar...

On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management was more lax, and the value was a lot more. My trip recently proved that all to have...

Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a few drinks before heading in. CH is best known for the club that host feature dancers in...

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar

Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat grungy club that is fairly high-mileage. Even tips at the stage can get mini lap dances...

Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8 for the night. Each dancer does a 3 song set that lasts about 10 minutes. The setup is...

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood.

We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and the girls were LIGHT YEARS better than the competition. A thick Latina, a stunning black girl,...

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you are a local or from out of town, don't worry too much about the this...