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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Dances are shortening, chandilier room, distracting
reviewed by
scottchris

7.3

Went to the CH, after a long sabbatical, and was not impressed with some of the changes. Overall, the dancer quality was good, and especially liked the twin AA dancers. I got the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Way better value during the day
reviewed by
Mahnnaa

4.3

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed...

Paid about $26 to get in,…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Good for featured dancers, but not going to return for much else
reviewed by
dd8955

8.3

I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall.

The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going back several rows.…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Pricey entertainment right on market street.
reviewed by
rhud444

6.3

Went with co workers late on a friday. Club was fairly empty. Maybe 2 to 1 ratio of customers to dancers. Environment felt safe and pretty clean.

Dancers were friendly if a bit pushy. Private…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Been here 3 times. It's not the best but a solid option in SF.
reviewed by
handy1976

8.0

So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the stage, then a…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Cool throwback vibe
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎

You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was walking to the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
My fav club in SF
reviewed by
ksh135

8.7

Have been to this club too many times to count. I've tried other clubs in SF, but Crazy Horse seems to have the best balance of pretty women (not always though) and fun times. Quite…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Busy Thursday Night
reviewed by
oj4orange

8.0

I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway to the stage.…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Expensive, but good contact
reviewed by
rugrat

7.0

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years

First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past the…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Russian Minx at the horse.
reviewed by
Jamesloney415

9.3

Crazy Horse is just the type of sleazy strip
Joint I like. Leave the other clubs to tourists and business men, the horse is old school SF perviness and something that I enjoy immensely.

I’ve…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Afternoon delight
reviewed by
Black2323

8.3

Came here last Thursday and had taken some notes from some of the other reviews.

As you walk in off Market street you enter the lobby (looks like an old style movie theater).…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Building a Wall...
reviewed by
PredragDr

7.3

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of the vending machine…