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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Some Changes at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
MrJDW1

7.3

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

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published 5 yrs ago
Free Hot Dogs
reviewed by
sololava43

7.3

I have not been here on a sunday in years, not since they had a day shift on sunday. So its Sunday and i check to see what time they open since i was nearby.…

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published 5 yrs ago
Status quo at the Horse!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

8.0

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand side portion of…

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published 5 yrs ago
club was dead but the Italian girl was worth the visit
reviewed by
hotelfreak

8.0

Better late then never ... Two months ago I stumbled upon this establishment on my visit to San Francisco . Not a good part of town but I had time to kill and walked in…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Decent value with awkward seating. Great place when there are feature performers.
reviewed by
Vanadis2001

7.3

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to come to you…

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published 5 yrs ago
From Zero to Feature in 5 Hours
reviewed by
SavvySav

6.7

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side…

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published 5 yrs ago
First time
reviewed by
Siskiyounative

5.7

First visit here. Place is different. Basically a theatre style with catwalk. Entry fee was around $30. The room is long and narrow. Access to the private cabanas is near the entrance. Which seems strange.…

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published 5 yrs ago
Dances are shortening, chandilier room, distracting
reviewed by
scottchris

7.3

Went to the CH, after a long sabbatical, and was not impressed with some of the changes. Overall, the dancer quality was good, and especially liked the twin AA dancers. I got the…

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published 5 yrs ago
Way better value during the day
reviewed by
Mahnnaa

4.3

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed...

Paid about $26 to get in,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Good for featured dancers, but not going to return for much else
reviewed by
dd8955

8.3

I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall.

The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going back several rows.…

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published 5 yrs ago
Pricey entertainment right on market street.
reviewed by
rhud444

6.3

Went with co workers late on a friday. Club was fairly empty. Maybe 2 to 1 ratio of customers to dancers. Environment felt safe and pretty clean.

Dancers were friendly if a bit pushy. Private…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Been here 3 times. It's not the best but a solid option in SF.
reviewed by
handy1976

8.0

So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the stage, then a…