The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

more miss than hit

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uncleray
May 1, 2019, 9:36 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday. There were probably 6 or 7 dancers milling around, one on stage. Maybe 6 or so other PLs in the movie theater style seats (never understood why these are a good idea for a strip club). The experience in the theater seats is pretty unexciting. You sit there, after a while, maybe a girl comes up and asks - "do you wanna dance?" And then it repeats with the next. Not a lot of chatting, although I did see some dancers having in-depth conversations with guys I assume are regulars.

Most of the girls were, meh. A couple real lookers, but couldn't get there attention. So instead, after a half hour, not wanting to leave a total loss,

I said yes to a 6. Nice tits, butterface. Dance was nothing to write home about, but she was nice enough. Didn't catch her name. Topless, one way contact - me to her. Nice chit chatting, but one was enough.

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